TGIF! Hope no one was arrested for protesting this week. Sure glad nothing embarrassing happened on the campus of my alma mater.
Survival – Personal Edition
This little guide is a little out of season, but let’s just agree it’s good training for next year. We’re talking, of course, about Canada’s Ice Road. The Ice Road lives in Canada’ Northwest Territories and cross their frozen lakes during the winter. The Ice Road is used to service the diamond mines up that way. One problem with an Ice Road is that it’s ice and those 70 ton trucks are a lot of weight. Sometimes, that means there’s a blow out which creates a truck sized hole and bye bye truck. Let’s try to survive the Ice Road.
- First, the best way to survive is to avoid a blow out in the first place. Go slow. As no more than 15mph slow. Okay, it’s Canada so 24 kph. Never stop as the concentrated weight and heat of the truck can cause the surface to crack. Finally, always stay in sight of your convoy and in also in radio communication.
- Now, you did your best, but things are going south. How do you know? You’ll see black water seeping through the surface of the ice. It’s at this point you’ll want to make sure your seat belt is off, the driver’s door is unlocked, and you’ll want to place a hand on the door handle.
- Do not brake. This can cause you to lose control of the truck by skidding or worsen the blow out by concentrating the weight of your truck. Instead, accelerate by a couple kph and try to get past the blow out safely.
- You did your level best, but now the front of your truck is crashing through the ice. Open the door and jump out. When you land, roll away from the truck as far as possible.
- Hopefully you’re all safe now. Stay put so you don’t get lost and await help from the next vehicle in your convoy.
Congrats, you are now fully qualified to be on the next season of Ice Road Truckers! Just kidding, that show ended in 2017. But it’s still a real job and who couldn’t use some extra winter cash?
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Survival – Species Edition
Time to put the sexy in Friday!
Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!
It is raining cats and dogs in Sydney
I got most of my tips in!
That’s quite the haircut on Chad Warner
In the last week LA had the Lakers, Clippers and Kings bow the fuck out of the playoffs.
At least they have the Dodgers.
[Ambulance called for man dying of uncontrollable laughter]
I mean this in the nicest way. Fuck the Dodgers.
No.
You said it in the perfect way.
If you hate the Dodgers you should buy me tickets for games – they have lost the last five times in a row I’ve been.
watching kyrie irving rn, wtf was/is in the water in brooklyn
So the Angels have Mickey Moniak, who was the Phillies first overall pick some time ago, and he was a bust, but he hit a big HR tonight and it turns out he’s only 25.
It’s the Angels, man.
Just hope he stays alive.
nah, its the angels, he already dead
canadian army: we have a dope logo with swords and a crown, but you know what would rule as a logo? a train from an atari 2600 game from 1981
Choo, choo!
That is… different…
Its like someone tried to scan a 2D barcode and accidentally took a picture instead.
I was thinking if really terrible AI had to design a Lego train.
Several years ago our commanding general was revamping the sign on our front gate. I was briefing him on another matter, at the end he showed me the choices and asked for my opinion. They were all variations of the same thing, crossed US and Italian flags. I could tell he really liked the one (which was the ultimate choice big surprise there) that had the flag staffs joined with a yellow ribbon. I asked him, sir don’t you have any with skulls or a bayonet in it? The chief of staff about lost it and they threw me out of the office.
That would have been a better flag.
if ours were a true, just civilized society steve ballmer would be paying his far share of taxes and not wasting his money on the damn la fucking clippers
In a truly just society, there would be no billionaires.
Goddamn right!
That’s actually the name of my 2nd grand nephew.
Or how about *everyone* is a billionaire but that’s because of hyperinflation?
That wouldn’t be a problem, if the billionaires didn’t have tax breaks and credits to pay nothing. I’m okay with billionaires. You’re smart enough, you’re savvy enough? You deserve to see three commas in your balance. Just pay your taxes!
Should tax them at 60’s rates. They would be just fine. And so would the rest of us.
I totally get the initiative.
They earned a living but they need to pay at the very least the same taxes as the rest of us.
The other 3 billion they can spend as they like.
I’m pretty sure that end stage capitalism and the current Supreme Court’s view on the 2nd Amendment will eventually allow these things to work themselves out.
Btw Balls, did you watch the Carlton-Collingwood match? The 50 meter penalty on McKay’s first goal sure looked like a set up from the other Carlton player to me….
Plus the chazzwozzers were all goobledygoo.
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I gooed my goobledy once. Never again.
It was certainly a helluva game. Carlton is really difficult to figure out.
There is someone radicalizing our students
LoL
One day at a time ..
Your starting to have some reach, Ballsy.
Lady number 8 would get my back rub tonight. Wonderful collection Mr Ayo.
Rub away, sir.
Yes!
And Machado hits a 2 run HR!!! 💪
Padres now up 7-0!!!
That’s Rockingggg!!!!
And there’s a DBacks pitching change!
Cause it’s now 5-0 Padres leading!!!! ⚾️
That’s Rockingggggg!!!
Found a funny:
(remembering the therapist told me it’s ok to ask for stuff during sex) Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow
8:30 Pacific tonight, on FS1
Sydney vs Greater Western Sydney
Which is like Sydney, but greater and western
Go Swans sourry BFC
BFC and I will answer all AFL questions!
I’m going to sleep soonish and will not abide spoilers for that game.
Spoiler: Giants all run train on each other allowing the Swans to float to victory.
What is the average AFL player cock size?
Here’s one of the big Cox
https://youtu.be/6u7_KMnx6Ok?si=2lIk2huvHJfcI9rK
How dare you
Hahahaha!
And then Jake Crownenworth hits a HR!
Back-2-Back Home Runs for the Padres!!! 💯
That’s Rocking!!!
Tatis 2 run HR!
Padres are up early! ⚾️
That’s Rockingggg!!!
He’s like tits with an a
THIS STARS/KNIGHTS GAME, I CALL IT A DUEL BETWEEN STEVIE WONDER AND HELEN KELLER BECAUSE THERE IS A TON OF SHOTS BUT NO ONE IS DOING ANY DAMAGE TO THEIR OPPONENT!
We also would have accepted “AN INDIANA JONES STYLE DRINKING CONTEST BETWEEN JUSTIN BLACKMON AND PAT SUMMERALL”.
Sexy Friday Appropriate?
Deanna Favre wants to know where you can order one of these.
“You stole my bit!” -Mara
https://images.app.goo.gl/YovY1LWGRuePeCB16
Cockasaurus is genius!
I went to boot camp at Great Lakes Illinois in August 1980:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IzRiA_do8Q
https://youtu.be/21Ffff44CSU?si=RCiK9HoRHsm36DI_&t=104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg3rGXij7I0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHOKfVJY4oA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIP1sO9Pv50
Trying a little bit variety out this week, think the quality of the images could be better:
God bless John Mullaney.
Great theme!
“I can hear TV noise coming from a room that he’s in, therefore he will be able to hear me if I speak at a normal tone of voice without actually going into that room.” – the Dr. Mrs.’ logic, apparently
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-Mrs GTD
What if the Dr Mrs RTD isn’t vacuuming as much as RTD thinks, he just has really weird tinnitus?
I have perfectly normal tinnitus, thank you very much.
Meanwhile in the baseball news, “Sir, a second split pair of pants has struck Riley Greene.”
As far as I know UConn hasn’t had any protests whatsoever. Apparently everyone is distracted by being The Greatest Basketball Program In The History Of Everything.
I’m at a baseball game, two guys just showed up (it’s the bottom of the 6th) and immediately donned official team ponchos.
It is not raining.
Poncho, poncho man
I wanna be poncho man
Handy.
At least one, maybe both
Good God the pics this week are amazing!!
#1 is specially amazing…
For some reason I’m imagining that’s what Florence Pugh looks like naked,
…. if Florence Pugh was somehow even hotter
Have you not seen Oppenheimer?
I struggled with how to articulate it, just body type created an image in my mind
“Sure glad nothing embarrassing happened on the campus of my alma mater.”
My college had snipers!
Meanwhile, the only (sorta) political issue that ever made any waves on my campus was when the dining hall served no meat one night and most students were abolutely enraged.
Reminds me of the song my scout troop would sing during hikes:
We’ve come to raid the dining hall,
Because the portions are so small!”