Monday Morning Mock Draft: Shut Up Already

Good morning drones.  As you read this I’m probably off on a week’s vacation, heading north to Montreal, possibly Quebec, and definitely some breweries in Vermont on the way back.

I still have to pack, I’m not sure where my passport is, and at some point I need to solidify what the currency exchange rate is.

Why can’t everyone just speak English, use US currency, avoid the metric system, and cater to my every whim?  It sure would make my life easier anyway.

We’re close to regular season football, people, which unfortunately means we’re close to some of the worst announcing you could possibly suffer through.

So this week we’re drafting announcers you’d ban from announcing.  Since I’m not really going to be able to participate I yield the first pick, (it’s Collinsworth. It has to be Collinsworth.  There’s literally no other choice.  Fuck him and fuck his ‘golly gee aw shucks here I am fellating the QB again’ schtick), to whoever gets here first.

That person, (who again, should draft Cris Collinsworth, because Collinsworth suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks), and the rest of you, are on the clock.