Sexy Friday – 20240830

TGIF! You made it ! Welcome to the long weekend. Full of so much footy you’ll need three (3) screens to watch it all live! JV footy (OK vs Temple on ESPN now!), Lesser Footy, F1 at Monza, La Vuelta, the TOUR Championship, US Open (tennis variety), NASCAR, and a little MLB if you need a nap. Let’s get to it!

Survival – Personal Edition

Wedding season should be over. But some of your “friends” don’t recognize the sanctity of fall weekends and not only schedule their weddings during this time, but also have the temerity to invite you. After a fit of blinding rage, you may at some point come to your senses and prioritize this “friend” over a, frankly, weak Saturday slate and agree to go. Of course, in your distraction of making sure you didn’t overlook a good matchup, you forgot your precious cuff links. Let’s fashion up some emergency cuff links.

• Remove your shirt. Wait, first, find someplace private. Don’t do this standing up next to the altar or something.
• Thread a ribbon (up to 1/4″ wide) through the cuff holes.
• Tie knots on the outside of one cuff. Start with one as close to the cuff hold as possible. Then do a second knot on top of the first. These knots should be bigger than the cuff hole.
• Check they’re big enough by gently tugging on the other end of the ribbon. If the knots slip through the hold, tie a third knot and check again. Once properly knotted, trim the excess ribbon just past the knot.
• Repeat for the other cuff hole, then repeat again for the other sleeve.
• Put that shirt on and make sure to keep your jacket sleeve pulled as far down as possible to avoid any close inspection of your handiwork.
• No ribbon? No problem! You can also use the following items to use as cuff links:
  • Paper clips
  • Twist ties
  • Rubber bands
  • Key chain rings
  • Earrings, large
  • Cherry stems, tied
  • Shoelaces, trimmed short

And problem solved! Now get home and catch that Hawai’i game for your gambling fix.

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Survival – Species Edition

Time to put the sexy in Friday!

Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!