Which is to say… did you know SlamBall’s on YouTube now? I remember watching it on Spike. Also, I remember Spike, and I’m allowed to go down a rambling memory hole because it’s my birthday. (It’s also resident sandwich artist The Maestro’s birthday!) No, I am not about to do a SlamBall Beat.
I’ve noticed I am going into a little nostalgia hole as the DOGE-pocalypse approaches, (Still looking for adverbs to accurate put before “fucked” that aren’t understatements.) finding or re-finding SlamBall, my constant BattleBots Beatsing (even if I haven’t in forever and we’ll see if/when the next one I do is), the new dice baseball league I joined being just MLB Showdown Dynasty Mode (be on the lookout for the first issue of Nocturnes Magazine, coming to a Wumbo Wednesday near you!)… I’m not even that old! I’m still in my early 30s!
Okay, what’s the news?
-QB news: Anthony Richardson BACK IN for the Colts @ Jets, Prison Girlfriend OUT (shoulder) against the Fuck Lions, so The Legend of White Mac may have one more page in the chronicle.
-The culling continues for the Bears, who waived OG Nate Davis. If anyone picks him up, they’d owe him the $3.9M remaining guaranteed money on his salary.
-Donks assistant head coach Mike Westhoff has resigned due to health issues (vision).
-In woodball news, Gregg Popovitch’s medical absence was for a mild stroke. Damn. Pop, it might be time.
And what’s on tonight?
Iceball
-Flightless? Wheels vs. Flightless Birds (DET vs. PIT, 7:30, TNT)
-Kings of LAon vs. Bumbles Bounce (LAK vs. COL, 10:00, TNT)
Paid woodball
-Nawwwwwwwwwwlins vs. Vichy Sonics (NO vs. OKC, 7:30, ESPN)
JV woodball
-Staten Island’s finest or something vs. Fightin’ Weaselos while they’re still ranked! (Wagner vs. St. John’s, 6:30, FS2)
-Sacrificial lambs, colleges I’ve never heard of edition: Le Moyne vs. UConn (7:00, FS1)
-More Big East on Fox Sports that no one cares about: Houston Christian vs. Creighton (9:00, FS1)
I’d say I’ma go get crunk, but at release time I’ll be starting up with wedding playing. So no crunk.
Lemon and strawberry sorbet with raspberries:
https://ibb.co/jhN6V2p
NOTE: If you bury the raspberries within ten minutes they’re frozen. I just learned that.
“They’re even better when they’re frozen!”
I may start creating mp3 collections out of the Request Line backlog tomorrow. Good God is that a daunting project.
Happy Birthday Senor and Maestro!
Even far deeper on the youtube nerdhole im in tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw6aWbXL5Mc
History was weird. The present is pretty weird too.
Bah
https://ibb.co/59BXSVq
Now you tell me!
OMG
I’d ask “how are you?” but I think “insane” is the clear answer, and welcome!
That Aleister Crowley cat was on to something
Quiet around here.
Not that I got anything good.
By which I mean to suggest that many of our colleagues are off preparing for the prospect of decriminalized pedophilia. Signing up for seminary school and the like.
Here’s a puzzle:
Martini O’Clock?
Close enough! (martini time)
Don’t mind if I do.
im about to make a second one
Smart
Ciao tutti
Our Realest Sport
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2UQSSoSdTM
Besides Talking the real American past time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYx0JiUx9mg
ESPN+ just raised their annual price by $1. Unacceptable!
JK, I can’t quit the Big Sky Conference like that.
My opponent in my superflex league has Flacco, looks like he’ll be grabbing Richardson or Mac as this is who’s available
Yahoo giving Mac Jones the GREEN LIGHT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4IJBpxzwxA
http://www.roadsodie.com/uploads/2/1/3/3/21336500/punch-out-little-mac-death_orig.jpg
Worth nothing that Aiden O’Connell DOES give the Raiders the best chance to win this week…
I’m so glad I didn’t take an honest shot at the Clots preview.
Oh look, the Orange barely survived Toothpaste U!
https://www.nunesmagician.com/2024/11/12/24295006/syracuse-74-colgate-72-orange-escape-with-win-autry-langel-jma-dome
I am making burritos tonight, so I am thinking about experimenting with the Floor is Guava cocktail I mentioned a few nights back, only it will be “The Floor is HOT Guava” and will feature tequila instead of rum and some very spice pepper (thai since that’s what I have, but maybe habenero as canon).
I’m having that short rib lasagna from costco. It will also be hot, and hopefully not on the floor at any point.
Today I learned Wagner is a university located on Staten Island!
Is their mascot the Valkyries?
https://ibb.co/fCT3wNm