Sexy Friday – 20241108

TGIF! We made through this week, so that’s good. Also, the trade deadline has passed which means barring injuries or concussions all team rosters are set. What you see now is all you’re going to get, for better or worse.

Survival – Personal Edition

Let’s teach an old dog some new tricks. Much like middle aged dads, old dogs have routines and are set in their ways. Unlike those dads, there’s still hope for the old dog. Let’s get to it!

  • Patience is mandatory. A forgotten aspect of learning something new for an old dog is unlearning a current and long standing way of doing things. So it will take time.
  • Give credit to the old dog. When learning the trick, make them think it was there idea. For example, if teaching an old dog to sit, praise the dog whenever it sits on its own while saying the word “Sit.” Eventually, the old dog will put the two together, remember the praise for sitting, and respond to the command.
  • Keep training sessions regimented and short. An old dog is going to tire mentally and physically pretty fast. So keep the sessions to under 15 minutes and do no more than 2 a day, and do them at the same time everyday.
  • Keep the sessions upbeat and fun. Don’t make the sessions feel like punishment. Also, the smarter dogs will intentionally play dumb. Persistence will fix that.
  • Reward that old dog with treats when they do perform the new trick. Of course, don’t be too generous or you’ll turn that old dog into a porker.
  • As a last resort, take the old dog to a training class. Being surrounded by other dogs can provide an example for them to follow.

Great, now your dog has a new trick. Once trained, repeat for other new tricks, one at a time.

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Survival – Species Edition

Time to put the sexy in Friday!

Enjoy the weekend, folks! Alright, now let’s get to the comments!

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WCS

Seatbelts, too, people. Don’t drink and drive, and how difficult is it to buckle up? Don’t be like the… well, half of the dude that was just extracted from inside his vehicle while other parts of him were collected outside.

Culling the herd is one thing, but jeez. This guy took Mac and Charlie’s idea to an extreme.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygzc9wONU0M

WCS

It really reads like this guy just drove his SUV into the side of building. Like… intentionally, or maybe had a medical issue… didn’t swerve or slow down. Just… Boom. Like Mac here.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Fucking horses, get out of the fucking way, you’re fucking everything up!” – the Queen’s men

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Also DUOS

(she was standing right next to me at their show in LA watching the opening band)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFuqGTp1_rQ

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Bogdanski

Where was the show?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Permanent Records in…Glassel Park? Or the vicinity. It’s a shit venue; the stage isn’t even elevated but the sound was pretty good.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I mean it *is* Sexy Friday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcwX2TnsTPE

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Note to self re: Request Line – TRIOS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLjDYd35p5k

WCS

She’s cute.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I think they’re terrific but they’re just kids. I wanted to go see them a year ago but didn’t feel comfortable going solo because it was an all ages show and it would have been like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ealb8GehmsE

BC Dick

When Elon started doling out millions for voters, AOC should’ve come back with feet pics for ballots.
You gotta get the dunce male podcast vote where it lives. And you know those are top notch toes.

Bogdanski

I don’t remember the exact situation but a while ago some scandalous photos came out that were supposed to be AOC but then someone (hero? weirdo? normie?) examined the photos and somehow determined the feet were wrong and it couldn’t be her. And I think there was some uproar where she had a picture with a boyfriend and he was barefoot and people freaked out?
Good god, these fucking people

Bogdanski

By the way: scandalous should be in quotes

WCS

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They let the Speaker of the House molest boys for decades, and thought getting a blowie in the Oval Office was treasonous.

No, I will never let this one go.

Fuck Dennis Hastert with a mayonnaise filled chainsaw in his dick hole.

Bogdanski

More republican representatives have been arrested in bathrooms than trans people

WCS

More republican representatives IN OFFICE have been arrested in bathrooms than trans people this century.

Bogdanski

I knew there was another layer of fuckery to it, thanks for the reminder

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Should I go see these guys again? I’m gonna go see these guys again.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I mean it’s just down the road at Zebulon. I could ride my bike.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It doesn’t seem so.

litre_cola

I pulled an adult move and did not go to the next bar wit the younguns. Am proud. Tomorrow is the final. Game shape

BC Dick

I’m bowling with my new ball at noon tomorrow but I’ve got the game recording on my cable television. I will belatedly cheer on the Cavs so don’t ruin the 7-0 win for me.

WCS

Been steady thus far, but thankfully, nothing too violent.

Lots of drunks tonight, but that’s normal.

BC Dick

Very well done again. All wonderful but ladies 4 and 6 are really speaking to me. Not that they ever would in real life, unless speaking to means pepper spraying

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Mmm…incapacitating…

2Pack

Thanks again Mr Ayo. Lady number 7 is not so well camouflaged that my trained eye could not hunt her down. My… I have an old shirt just like that… wish she were my PT buddy…

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Brick Meathook

After 25 years of doing still photography (which I’ve never done professionally, movie VFX is my wjore job) I finally made a website for it. Here’s an excerpt, as viewed on an iPhone:

https://ibb.co/QjypZ2d

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2Pack

Any market for partnering with a place that would sell posters or framed photos. These would really tie a room together. And joking but not joking.

Brick Meathook

I dunno, I should look into it. I know I can make any of these into prints (which I’ve done before) or posters. These are all extremely hi-res originals in deep color spaces.

Brick Meathook
Bogdanski

What’s the website? These look amazing

Brick Meathook

Thank you! It’s not live yet.

Brick Meathook
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Bogdanski

Alright, some of these fit perfectly with an esthetic I got going here at home. I’m gonna want to buy at least three of these

Doktor Zymm

I’m pretty good at figuring out who the murderer was in a book or tv show, but that’s more because I’ve learned the patterns in how these sorts of things are written. I don’t think I would actually be a good murder detective. I suspect many voters, I won’t say for who, would consider themselves as eminently qualified off the same evidence.

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WCS

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPohyAP08Uo

Your Friday is my Tuesday. Let’s see what chaos our first weekend of Neo-Trump is like. Join me, won’t you?

Doktor Zymm

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’ll be here, but I can’t promise to be sober.

In fact, I can promise the opposite.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Celebrity sighting! Nick Kroll over at the tennis courts in Griffith Park. Damned selfish bastard didn’t do anything funny, just pushed his kid around in a stroller like some common jerk.

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Gatoraids

typical Ruxin

Game Time Decision

Baby Jeffery forever unclean

Doktor Zymm

I’m a lot younger than Snoop, and he got rich and famous pretty young. I wonder how much he actually remembers of his life back in the day? I feel like I only remember my memories on stuff that only happened 10 or fewer years ago

ballsofsteelandfury

If you don’t remember the people you killed then you never really killed them.

Doktor Zymm

Hey y’all, know what is good?
Wine!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s true! I’m drinking $5 Hook or Cook and it’s doing its job admirably.

(last night I had $0.66 Bacardi in the Floor is Guava, and it also earned its keep)

Doktor Zymm

Are you legit tracking your booze cost per drink? How do you allocate tax?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Goodness, no. I’m just celebrating the consumption of cheap booze.

Bogdanski

Wine! It’s what’s for dinner

Doktor Zymm

Been super busy at work, but met the CEO and got kudos from the CPO today (all remote of course). As much as I have issues with Facebook and the way they operate, I really did learn a lot there. I’ve also realized how much I slacked off in my last couple years there, lol

herodotus450

the Chief Poontang Officer!? Where do you work exactly

BugEyedBoo

Had to look it up. Chief Product Officer.

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2Pack

Glad to hear that it’s working out so well for you.

Doktor Zymm

Randomly found this when confirming that ‘La Grippe’ was in fact the flu. Started reading the previous article which appears to be about fairly extensive gynecological surgery. In 1899. I know they had anaesthesia then, and the ladies all seem to have been okay and their concerns taken seriously, but also I am super happy that any surgery I may need someday will not be Victorian in nature.
https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/article-abstract/476232

Horatio Cornblower

Funny you mention that. Just started watching ‘The Knick’ which ran a few years ago when Cinemax was a thing. Clive Owen as a 1901 surgeon.

They seem to have the “really high fatality rate among women undergoing childbirth-related surgery” down right, although I’m not sure how accurate the “wow that surgeon sure does doe a lot of heroin right before surgery” part.

Doktor Zymm

It certainly was a thing, along with cocaine. Actually cocaine was originally considered a cure for morphine addiction, and heroin was also marketed as a cure for morphine addiction, although we all know how well that worked out. But yeah, no idea how prevalent it was amongst surgeons. Actually, now that I think of it morphine was originally marketed as a non-addictive form of opium. Hah!

Horatio Cornblower

He actually just did cocaine to get ready for surgery and get past heroin withdrawal.

I’m having doubts about this hospital’s protocols.

BugEyedBoo

I thought the insane mortality rate was relatively lax sterilization procedures, coupled with no available antibiotics.

Horatio Cornblower

There’s a book about Joseph Lister, ‘The Butchering Art,’ that discusses just that. Hospital survival rates shot up dramatically with the introduction of sterilization of instruments. Before that, Jesus, they’d do one surgery after the other without washing their hands, cleaning the instruments, or changing the sheets on the table.

Better off staying home and hoping that bowel unpunctures itself.

Doktor Zymm

Yeah, and if I recall correctly he was almost completely ostracized from the profession despite having a ton of evidence that stuff like washing your hands was useful

Bogdanski

Yup, it’s why McKinley died, “doctors” poking their fingers all into the wound, looking for the bullet.
Funny (re: completely shitty) how we’re about to experience a “really high fatality rate among women undergoing childbirth…” but this time it won’t be for lack of medical knowledge.

blaxabbath

Why you always so early?

Sharkbait

Gotta catch warm ups.

WCS

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Redshirt

So I may or may not have done an image search for “sexy kraken” and I may or may not be on an FBI Watchlist.

Either way, sexily enjoying the game.

Senor Weaselo

I could have thought of 34 things to tell you about such a thing existing…

Doktor Zymm

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Have fun releasing the Kraken!

2Pack

I’ll help…

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Horatio Cornblower

My son’s about to murder one of his roommates because she set the dishwasher to sanitize with a bunch of plastic lids in it and, well, if you’ve never smelled burning plastic I can give you the address of house in Vermont where you’ll be able to smell it for several days.

That’s not sexy at all.

Gatoraids

not a start of a a oh no im stuck in the dishwasher series

Horatio Cornblower

The burning plastic would probably kill the mood, although it would provide a plausible reason to call a plumber.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

And maybe a fireman or two.

WCS

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Doktor Zymm

Maybe throw some cloves in there and run the sanitize cycle again?

Horatio Cornblower

I’ll suggest it.

It does seem less drastic than ‘murder your roommate’ which I think is illegal, even in Vermont.

Doktor Zymm

I think it’s only legal if you drown your roommate in maple syrup, which seems impractical

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I think there’s an enhancement sentencing if you aren’t wearing denim when you do it.

Doktor Zymm

It seems like denim shirt would be the most important, lots of people wear jeans

ballsofsteelandfury

#4 is the Pic O’ the Week for me but Gawdam is Jennifer Connelly beautiful….

Horatio Cornblower

Will confirm.

BugEyedBoo

Go watch her in The Rocketeer.

ballsofsteelandfury

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