Well, lookee here folks! On paper we’ve got ourselves some entertaining games on hand. Related:The NFL is being quarantined for “Broken Clock Syndrome”. I’m sure they’ll back to their old shenanigans in no time. TO THE GAMES!
KC/Oak-Much like the above-mentioned organization, HC Reid has clock issues as well. One problem he doesn’t have to bother with is winning coming out of a bye-he’s the proud owner of a scorching 15-2 record in that circumstance. Rb Charles figures to get back in the swing of things in a big way-I expect him to bust a long one at some point. Once he gets into the Raiders secondary he’s likely not to recognize anyone-only cb Amerson is a holdover from last year. With another 2 new starters at the lb spot, defensive communication is said to be a factor in the Raiders lousy play. Look for both these teams to light it up-wr Cooper is first in line to be fed.
Atl-Sea-Huzzah! to the Falcons last week for walking into the belly of the beast and exiting with a win over Denver. Not. Expected. No, they’re not for real just yet but that sort of win sometimes gets players to understand just how good they and their team is/are. (grammar, wha?) Should they pull off the Denver away/Seattle away double whammy of victories, I give them full permission to show their bums to the NFL schedule-makers. It won’t be easy-qb Wilson & Co. have discovered their O these past two weeks. Te Graham has 213 yds. and a TD these past two weeks. Coincidence? No.
Dal/GB-The league’s leading rusher meets up with the league’s best run D. Shall we dance? DAK! might just have to take to the air in a serious way to get the win here and despite the Packers being a touch thin in the secondary, I say that they bless the rook with his very first intercept. I just hope it happens after he kicks another Brady record to the curb. His opposite number this game threw for a season-high 259 yards last week against the Giants. I’ll repeat that-Aaron Rodgers threw for a SEASON-HIGH 259 yards last week. GUH!
Soooo, are you waiting for an invitation? TYPE!
Aren’t Erin Andrews’s 15 minutes about up?
I could only last for the first three…
WHAT ARE YOU? A MARATHON MAN??
John Goodman doing an ad encouraging people to eat fried food with their hands.
There’s a stunner.
Well, he DOES know what he’s talking about.
People in the stands don’t seem to appreciate how lucky the Seahawks were. They devolved into the Shithawks in the third quarter, and were lucky to pull this out.
But, the West is theirs unless something drastic happens.
And now the Falcon’s back is wet and sticky.
I want this for my screensaver.
This color guy in the Falcons game is an idiot. “They can blame the officiating all they want, but they didn’t make the plays they needed to.”
Yes, because it us hard to make those plays you need to when Richard Sherman gets away with blatant pass interference, in full view of an official, on a bomb to Julio Jones.
Shithead.
Honestly, pass interference had to be beyond blatant to get called today. The Falcons got away with a couple major ones as well.
“This color guy in the Falcons game is an idiot”
My grandfather, when he had dementia, said a lot of regrettable things towards Jamal Anderson.
WOOOOOOOO
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DAMN IT!
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BLEERGH is not amused from that no-call.
NFL officiating is just a joke
Same as it ever was.
Same as it ever was.
And you may find yourself in a pregame shack
And you may find yourself at the heels of a large Odellmobile
Houston Oilers! Houston Oilers!
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So tonight it’s Hodor vs. Not the Oilers?
Holy shit you can actually get a Hodor door stop!
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That is terrific. I must order three!
Ain’t you all fancy havin’ three doors and all!
Mom?
Their momma named.them the Oilers so Ima gonna call them the Oilers.
Somehow the Seahawks have found their way back into the lead. People here have very clenched buttocks.
But are they LOUD buttocks?
I’m eating a salad for dinner. I disgust me.
You embarrass us all.
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At least you’ll live to not regret it.
Falcons D really showed up there.
Rodgers kinda looks like Jack Twist
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Stat padding…great way to shorten a career.
Falsies, the original stat padding.
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Too bad that was the wrong reply.
Why is Elliott still in the game?
CAUSE YOU SHUT YER FUCKIN MOUTH WHEN IVY BOY MAKES DECISIONS, SON!
BACK TO THE BLOWJOB BUS JERRAL OUT
Garrett clearly has Zeke on his fantasy team.
Whoopsy
Jesus the Packers are fucking clownshoes right now.
The Gacy Special
No, really, Cowboys! The Packers insist you take the ball again!
Fumble for the fumble god?
Enough…my wrist is killing me!!!
It’s just going to be that much sweeter when it all falls apart.
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oh matty lice
Cowboys Oline + Zeke > number 1 rush defense
I want Jerrah to fuck this up and force Romo in there, because this is the best the Cowboys have looked since ’93
You shut your whore mouth.
ME TOO!
The Cubs in the NLCS.
Trump vs Clinton.
A competent Dallas Cowboys.
Millenials (don’t get me started).
Did somebody say something earlier about a time traveler stepping on a butterfly?
Ezekiel Elliot is the best Amish player in the league.
Well done.
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Hey where are the white wom…
Oh never mind, I see ’em.
Wimbledon; no shortage there.
Those guys are smiling. So much for their presidential opportunities.
Hodor would like a word.
Let’s put up this year’s stats!
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Has there ever been a Presidential candidate getting pissed off publicly about an SNL impression?
I saw an article about that earlier and skipped part of the first half watching all the Alec Baldwin segments, they were actually nicer than they needed to be towards him.
He has a point, SNL has been unfunny and boring for about 25 years….but he’s helping it to make a comeback.
SNL; ONLY GOOD WHEN I LIKED IT!
SNL DIED WHEN PHIL HAWTMAN DIED, NO ONE DENIES THIS !
No, that was Newsradio
Make SNL Decent Again?
SNL was never good.
90% of it has always been terrible. At its best, it was never close to In living color.
But that had minorities on it…so it had to go.
WELL WE’VE SETTLED THAT AS A FACT!
It’s fucking subjective.
Sorry Mouse…I did not mean to threaten your sensibilities. I know white people are easily upset.
You are the one that is hypersensitive about a popular show being racist over your idea of a “great” show. There is so much racism out there and this is what you bitch about? Holy shit.
Not even the goddamn common courtesy of a Kearsedown.
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Dak pretty much talking about Lambeu like he was a German talking about the Rhineland.
I like this kid.
Luke Willson might be dead.
And the Falcons block the extra point. That’s 4 Hauschka has left on the board.
Zeke just ate the cheese.
Dak and Zeke. Wow.
Missed field goals suck.
I hope you’re all grateful baseball took Joe Buck away from all of you because you know he’d just be gushing in that awkwardly emotive way he calls a game during this Packers-Cowboys game.
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Witten. It’s always Witten.
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