Sexy Friday – 20250328

TGIF! We’re still in the midst of March Madness. So let’s get to it!

Survival – Personal Edition

We’ve all been there. Had a few too many, got excited and started doing crimes. But this time, you got caught and they’re throwing you in the pokey for the evening. Here’s some tips to last until the morning when you’re hopefully freed.

• Ask for a single cell, especially if you see one open. However, don’t give any reasons why you want/need a single cell as those reasons can be used against you if you end up in general holding.
• Don’t show fear or weakness. If you’re a little snowflake and are visibly showing fear, lean into it and act like a crazy person by acting erractic and mumbling to yourself.
• If a guard is monitoring the cell, stay in their sight at all times. If there’s not, locate the camera(s) monitoring the cell and stay in their view.
• No sleeping. If you lay down anywhere some asshole is going to claim it’s theirs and then you’ll be in trouble or owe them a favoUr. Instead, find a corner and sit on the floor with your back to the wall. Don’t remove any clothing to use as a blanket or pillow as it’s more than likely it’ll just get stolen from you.
• Keep your mouth shut and avoid eye contact. You’re not there to make new friends. Of course, don’t be rude. If you’re asked a question, go ahead and answer, but keep it short. Also, don’t ever talk about why you’re there.
• Don’t accept or ask for any favoUrs. It’ll mean you owe someone, and the repayment plan will be quite inflated.
• Do not try to escape. Be on your best behavioUr and you’ll be out of there quickly enough with a good story to tell.

Once you’re out, go home and catch up on some sleep. And try not to get caught next time.

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Survival – Species Edition

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