2016 Quotables (Week 9 – Results)

This is it folks. This is your return to normalcy. The normalcy you want. The normalcy you don’t want. The normalcy that simply is. Regardless of how your feel, taking your plight to the most dickiest-jokiest corner of the internet may very well be the least effective way to exact your agenda [Deleted joke about the Clinton campaign thinking DFO was a good place to campaign instead of Michigan.] but, by all means, if your riff about politics is hilarious or footbally (or both!) then continue to bring the action.

Now, I’m not here to tone police (quite the opposite, actually) but if you’re sitting out of college classes because of the trauma you’ve experienced this week, I am here to share one thing with every single kommentist still here:

You are all funny.

Really funny, actually. The best of the best from old site. We’ve lived through Spygate, Colts Playoff Banner-gate, Kaeperknickgate, Janaygate, Falcons Speakergate, and even Browns at Ravens as the NFL’s return to the quest for high ratings now that the World Series and Election 2016 are over.

So, I ask again: who the fuck are the clowns handling scheduling at the NFL?

Different kind of funny, I guess. Anyways, just something for you all to keep in mind when you decide to quit your day jobs and become CNN/FoxNews/MSNBC analysts. Okay then — here is your Week 9 results!