Quality aside, staggered games are the best games, I keep telling myself. I’ve taught that having options is great so this is great.
Fallout:
-Yeah Shield, going through an entire game without committing a penalty is impossible. There’s too many goddamn moving parts on every single play. I’m not a Chiefs hater by any means-I think they’ve gotten to where they are in a much more palatable way than the Pats. But c’mon. Rather than go the conspiracy route I’ll tell myself it was incompetency.
-Baker is on a Roll: No Evans? No Godwin? No Egbuka? No Problem! The Hot-Takers that raised the notion of an MVP run after week three are looking good for once. Once. Usually if lesser QB’s elevate their play it’s due to having a connection with a wr. Yesterday he fell back on the Mr’s Johnson-Tex and Kameron. To me that indicates he’s seeing the entire field and running through his progressions.
-The Packers are looking pretty good but if they want to be the NFC favorite the D has to improve. To date they have only two turnovers-last year they finished with 31. There will be some tight spots the rest of the way and the defense has to respond.
-The Titans had a chance to do something they’ve not since 2022-win two games in a row. The Raiders did not acquiesce.
-The Steelers are the best team in the AFC North! Entirely by default. Where are those calls for Tomlin’s head?
To The Games!
Bills/Falcons:
-The spread of 4 1/2 seems awfully skinny considering the overall problems that Atlanta has had offensively. I’m told the sharps in Vegas now regard home field as just a 1 1/2 point advantage these days which means that on a Wichita pitch Buffalo would be favored by just three. Interesting.
-And then I dug a bit deeper and noticed that Bijan racked up 181 all-purpose yards in his last game before the bye. Also, Bills linebacker Matt Milano has been ruled out and that the D is ranked 28th vs the run. The pieces are starting to fall into place.
-Atlanta needs this to stay in the running for a wild card spot behind the Bucs but they’re in a tough spot.
Bears/Commies:
-Rook running back Croskey-Merritt’s nickname is “Bill”. WTF?
-No wonder runinng backs are so devalued and interchangeable in coach’s minds. This guy was drafted in the last round and seems to be ascending to the top spot after only five weeks. Really, the premium is ‘fresh legs’ because, aside from the A-1 talents, these guys break down so fast. I honestly think that 10 years back I’ll look fondly on that one year that Cam Skattebo had before the leg injuries and concussions took their toll. He’ll not get a second contract-he just plays too reckless.
-Deebo looks to be a game-timer.
-Bears Rome Odunze is looking for his 5th straight TD catch.
-QB Daniels is the only dude in NFL history to amass 4,000 passing yards and 1,000 rushing yards by his 20th game.
Do your thing.
Between players, coaches, and officials all fixing games and stats —
and the Browns being the Browns.
Who could have any faith that any wager you make is even a confidently fair bet?
Ice Stillers commence a four-stop West Coast swing tonight.
LATE NIGHT HAWKEY IS THE BEST HAWKEY NO ONE DENIES THIS
They’ll be in LA on Thursday, You should fly out.
(Note: not offering game tickets or lodging, nor will I be anywhere near LA)
/rummages through Lowratio’s stack of credit cards he carelessly left on coffee table after the Cowboys/Panthers game
I’ll figure it out. I’ll look for a flight departing here around noon
Finishing up this bottle of Connemara in celebration.
if the washington commies wear those dumb uniforms ever again may jayden dainels get rg3’d on the same dumb fedex field
Holy crap, I managed to win in lowratio league after all but two of my players put up a whole 60-some points this weekend and I was ~30% chance of winning. Early on Jayden Daniels even had -1 points and Stefan Diggs yesterday manged 3 points from a 25 point Pats game. At least some consolation after Brewers lose. Nobody cares about anyone else’s fantasy team. Thank you for your attention to this matter
Yeah I thought I had that sewn up. Sewed up? Nobody cares about anyone’s fantasy team except the guy you beat that week. Fucking bijan.
Sorry about the Brewers but as a Dodgers fan they absolutely NEEDED to finish this game with a win or that 8-6-2 double play would be talked about for the rest of the century.
Looks like Scotchy has his first win. It was close, and I had no business even being in it today.
I was fully fucking convinced that God himself was going to reach down and make that kick miss
nope, remember where moody came from, and the coach that cut him
28-3 is far, far more powerful than the bears
Further proof she doesn’t exist
God specifically doesn’t block shots.
Not here, not in Utah a few weeks ago…
the ONE member of the niners that isnt injured…just kicked a GW FG for the bears
kyle shanahan is never, ever getting that 28-3 stink offa him
Da Bearsss!
Ahh good. TSN cut away from the postgame show to talk Jays & Leafs for 52 minutes of a 60 minute show.
my parents keep calling them the [REDACTEDS]
enjoy the L, boomers
It’s about heritage, not hate!
Also, the heritage is of hate.
No sucker punches? Aw…
I thought Moody had absolutely yanked that one, but it sliced back.
Is there a chance for a rouge?
One more fucking year of it the way it should be. Not tonight though
This is nawt the Swift the NFL is trying to showcase.
Washington should burn those uniforms like the British burned Washington.
so either jake moody is gonna totally redeem himself, or hes gonna be in the cfl next week
REDEEM!
Are we thinking doink or double doink to end this game?
Triple Doink and the ball resting on the crossbar?
I regret I have but one +1 to give.
blockkake 2: electric game over-aloo
So I looked at the parlay I set up and wow I must have been drunk or something. There’s something about Cairo Santos in there and he’s not even active
Has anyone heard from 2-Pack? I assume he’s been missing due to pootie poot being a bad boy.
I’m starting to get worred. He is usually around most days, it seems like he hasn’t been here for weeks. Can somebody check on him?
“pootie poot”?
Dubya’s nickname for Putin.
HEY REMEMBER WHEN HE WAS THE MOST EMBARRASSING POSSIBLE DUMBSHIT WE COULD EVER HAVE AS PRESIDENT??? HAHAHAHA.
I do not recall W. ever referring to him that way, but I can absolutely believe that.
Down 2 points, with the ball at mid-field and slightly more than 2 minutes to go, Chicago looks to establish the running game.
tbf:
-it is the only thing thats worked consistently
-caleb cannot fuck it up
Both good points, although I dare say Williams can fuck up the running game if he puts his mind to it.
Fucking up offenses are precisely what the Bears look for in a quarterback, so that’s great!
SUDDEN CHANGE!
BLAIR CHANGE
nfc east football, baby
COMBO BREAKER!
SUDDEN CHANGE probably because Dan Snyder just accidentally flipped on the game
SUDDEN CHANGE
SUDDEN CHA…
Oh never mind, the Bears have the ball.
SUDDEN CHANGE!
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