November Spawned 2025 Footy Thread

Good Christ, no matches today until…fucking ELEVEN???  Even then, the action is…not great, Bob!  At least Mighty Whitey get an easy win (Wolves are sub-Jest calibre), and we see if the King’s Afrikan Water Pistols manage MOAR than their usual 1-nil over Boo-urnley.

Everton don’t play until Monday night.  Huzzah.

Paedo State (+20.5) at THEEEEEEE Ohio State (Noon, Fox)

Heh, imagine how Fox blew its scheduling trump on THIS hot pile of garbage.  Like a certain former assistant blew his wad in the showers ,, amirite??

Vanderbilt (+3.5) at Steerfuckers South (Noon, ABC)

I love that Vandy is barely even an underdog away to ARCH FUCKING MANNING.  I hate how Texas has wriggled out of multiple embarrassing defeats (at Kenfucky, Cowbells).  Just lose at home to Vanderbilt, you shits.  DO IT!!!

Navy (+6.5) at North Texas (Noon, ESPN2)

I don’t recall ever featuring the Mean Green before, so here is their moment to shinebeat the over.  Seriously, Navy scores a metric fuckton now, too.

Indiana Fightin’ Brockys (-21.5) at Maryland (3:30, CBS)

Think I read last week that IU’s remaining B1G opponents are like 1-17 in league play.  The 1…belongs to the Unfeared Turtles.  But as scotchy mentioned last week, it can be fun to watch them methodically smash someone to bits.  After like 5 decades of BEING the bits.

Georgia (-7.5) v. Florida Men (3:30, ABC)

World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party, and the “no manager bounce” Gators trying to wreck Kitby Smart’s season.  I mean, fuck.  Gotta watch something.

Mississippi State (+4.5) at Pirate Kansas (4:00, SECN)

I don’t know why I enjoy watching both these hapless squadrons so much.  They do find interesting ways to lose every week, I suppose.