Hey.
Welp, that’s it, the FF regular season, done and dusted. What a roller coaster ride it was, huh?
Let’s take a look at the playoff landscapes in both leagues!
Freezer Vodka League
Week 14 Match Ups
Week 14 Standings
Well, let’s start with the important news. RELEGATION! The teams joining the Lowratio League for next season are: The Blair Witching Hour, Rev’s Chosen Ones, Tush Pushy Galore and She’s got good Jeantys. Please see the concierge for your bus ticket when you’ve cleaned out your lockers.
Out of the playoff picture, but safe from relegation for another season is Indelible Prickstains FC and D&D for Jocks. Oof. It looks like the vagaries of tiebreakers (much like magnets, how do they work?) bumped Indelible Prickstains FC out of the 8th and final playoff spot while simultaneously keeping D&D for Jocks clear of the Relegation Zone.
In the FVL playoffs we have (from 1st to 8th): Shiba is for the People! The Drunky QB, Original Recipe White Claws, Stefon Diggs’ Pink Powder Club, Orwellian Ungoodundaythink, Sydney Sweeney’s Ar*an Tits, Pump Up The Spam and Dead Hobos.
Here are the first round match ups.
Quarterfinals Match Ups
Lowratio League
Week 14 Match Ups
Week 14 Standings
Lowratio League Owner/Operators, how did your team do compared to Yahoo’s post-draft pre-season AI generated “analysis”? Well here’s a handy link to check:
Congratulations to AI Abuelas and Rod Rust never sleeps on their automatic promotion (as the top 2 seeds in the regular season) to Freezer Vodka League next season! That leaves two promotions up for grabs between Raccoon With A Meth Pipe, The Hunters of Renfrow, 1 Day. 1 Wonderful Secret. and Saquon this Penix.
Erry’body else? Better luck next season.
Here are the first round match ups.
Quarterfinals Match Ups
Lowratio League Blow Out of the Weak
Now we know who’s getting relegated and we should know who’s being promoted after next week’s playoff round. Still both championships up for grabs.
Until Next Time!
Oh good inflation is above the Fed’s target and they don’t actually have data from last month but they’re cutting rates anyways. That’s a really healthy sign for the economy!
Not that I really stood a chance at winning the playoff, but it would have been nice to have the opportunity if Both Indiana Jones and Ertz not have season ending injuries in my starting lineup.
It happened. Bengals broke Burrow.
Tell him he can come to Pittsburgh!
The money, Joe. It’s why anyone works.
Took longer than expected
https://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/sherrone-moore-michigan-coach-fired-for-cause/
HA!
Call me crude but I just figured every single dude in an NCAA/NFL locker room is banging chicks who aren’t their wives.
Yeah but you shouldn’t bang members of the team staff; the organization could be held liable in a subsequent sexual harrassment suit.
Do you really think they give a shit about the organization?
It’s a thing they specifically tell us, you can’t bang students or people under you on the totem pole!
Well yeah, but if I had a nickel for every story I’ve heard ……
Well, in the sense that if they get fired for cause they will no longer get paid by said organization, yes.
Yeah, that’s the first thing a guy is thinking about with his belly full of Pabst in a Motel 6 on the outskirts of Toledo on a recruiting trip with his pants down around his ankles.
Don’t forget:
Fire departments
Police departments
Construction sites
I am assuming this anime closed captioning is a I generated due to the fact that the adventure group name Everflowing Bood is translated as Infinite Period. Or the localizer had a wicked sense of humor.
Sorry Lasting Period, not infinite, so a little better.
Fantasy football is an incredibly stupid hobby.
Posting this for shits and giggles-Russell Peters is a hugely successful comedian of Canadian origin that pissed away millions upon millions of dollars because he’s a “spendaholic” (I’m not as bad as I used to be) and blames his accountant as well. This, all while wearing the greatest loser accoutrement, a Leafs baseball cap.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RASL1Afe2v4
https://www.reddit.com/r/IASIP/comments/1pj7e1s/the_gang_commits_crimes_against_humanity/
Hegseth at The Hague is going to be Must See TV.
Apparently we just seized an oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela. So I guess we’re pirates now.
Trump said “Well, we may keep it I guess” about the oil.
At least the Bush regime pretended. A little.
“You mean we could have just taken it?”
Cheney’s ghost punching air right now.
/not really, it’s less fun if you don’t orphan thousands upon thousands of Iraqi children
Cheney’s actually being punched by an Iraqi demon while inhaling the scent of brimstone.
Contrarian Take: Cheney cozied up to Satan, convinced him to offload some responsibilities and is now running the show behind the scenes.
Satan: “Is our demons learning?”
“Thousands of orphans? Those are rookie numbers”
– H. Kissinger, 4th rung of hell.
I’d do the exact same thing…if I was playing Risk with Calvin Ball rules in place.
/oh shit, I gave them another idea. Fuck!
“Calvinball rules are now Constitutional”
-Roberts Supreme Court
Don’t governments usually call it “privateering”?
No, pirates have a code.
Why don’t chemo drugs GLOW?! This is 2025 damnit! Has my life been a lie? TV and movies weren’t true?!
Just wait until she obtains the powers of a spider.
I hope for his sake that it is not a Black Widow or Brown Recluse, maybe a Wolff Spider would be cool.
INORITE?!
It would make it a lot easier to identify counterfeits
2025 Season is off its meds
“They hired him as a quarterbacks’ coach? That’s a shame, what kind of health issue did [not gonna look up current Colts’ QB coach’s name] have?”
All I need to see is that AI said that Blax’s worst pick was George Pickens. Especially because he took him right before I was going to.
I feel like there’s a joke here but I don’t want to steal any bits that the writers of “Song of the South” have already covered.
THIS GUY RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY WITH REGARDS TO LAUNDRY I CALL HIM GEORGE WALLACE BECAUSE HE STRENUOUSLY OBJECTS TO THE MIXING OF COLOREDS AND DARKS WITH WHITES BUT HE IS ULTIMATELY UNABLE TO STAVE OFF INTEGRATION.
deleted, because I didn’t realize it was someone using other people’s work to get clicks for their reaction videos, which I hate.
Look up “Tom’s Whites Only Laundry” on YouTube. It’s funny.
Up at 5, snowblowered drive and side. Dentist for wisdom extraction, now Shoguness’ first round of chemo. Peritoneal cancer can suck it.
Milhouse dreams of my day 🤣
Congratulations and condolences to all participants. Perhaps I will get back into it next season.
All the best to you and yours, especially the Shoguness situation.
What Spam said.
What a shitty day. I’m going to stop complaining about the small stuff. Beaming all of the positive thoughts to the Shoguness!
“I’m not”
-Deanna Favre
Nor should she. Woman deserves a medal for dealing with that cornpone hillbilly hayseed
I didn’t mean forever, just for that reply!
“Neither am I.” – Lady Cornblower, preparing to launder various “costumes”.
And I was going to bitch about meeting with banker types today. Kick cancer’s ass together.
Kick cancer’s ass!
HAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT YAHOO DRAFT GRADES!
Gave me a D and a predicted record of 4-10 and here I am headed to the playoffs!
I got a C+ and predicted record of 8-6, 5th place finish.
I went 9-5 and finished 3rd, so not terrible there.
On the other hand my worst pick was Emeka Ebuka, who until all the injuries caught up with the Bucs was one of the best WRs in the league. And I dropped by so-called best pick, Hunter Henry after weeks of lackluster production on the bench.
As usual, AI gets everything right:
The Brick Experience
Grade: A+
Best Pick: Joe Mixon RB, Pick 129
Joe Mixon won me the Lowratio league last year, but the worm, he do turn.
0.24 points keeps Hippo out of the playoffs. That’s 6 passing yards.
I don’t think I’ve seen that before.
Watching it live, the plays that knocked Hippo out were passes to Goedert in overtime.
At the end of regulation Monday night, Hippo was in and Scotchy was out.
To paraphrase Bart Simpson, fantasy football is a hideous bitch goddess.
There was a jump scare at the end too as Hurts’ INT reduced Scotchy’s total but not by enough.
Hurts did everything he could to screw Scotchy.
So, similar to the Madden Cover curse, the FVFF commish gets relegated for the second season in a row. I blame Yahoo and it’s A+ draft report card for my team
So, who’s gonna be commish for the FV league next season.
Shot not!
/Puts finger on nose
//On, Eli, not in
Everyone, say hello to your new FVFF commish
Since I was co-commish, doesn’t that mean I get elevated and therefore will be relegated next year?
You will love it down there with us wee folk!
will make you full commish, or whoever wants it
maybe you can break the commish curse
I’m good with getting relegated
1 win and I am back baby! Just need to beat a Racoon with a Meth Pipe.