Either of these teams could win a first round playoff game. Except for the Steelers. [cries in Giants tears]
To The Game!
Ravens/Steelers:
-DK will be a DNP because he’s DQ’d.
-King Henry has an interesting prop-rushing for 10+ yards each quarter gets you +140 odds. He’s done that for 7 of the last 8 quarters.
-Both coaches are hearing speculation that they might be moving on. Should the Giants have such a problem. smh…
-That Voodoo, Tho: Somehow the Steelers are over .500 despite the O being ranked 26th and the D sitting at 27th.
-There will be plenty of talk about this possibly being Qaaron’s last game but of course nothing will be resolved for months and months because he learned from the very best, Burnt Favor.
You guys can take it from here.
So you smoke the meth and heroin before you put the gun in your mouth, right?
Only one way to find out?
Yes, we drafted a kicker who has been penalized for kick offs, missed extra points, and field goals.
But then again, our team is a pail of diarrhea.
Smoke the meth, shoot the heroin before shooting the gun
Correct. Get high. Get Mellowed. Then realize the gun should be pointed at Tomlin.
Fuck the heroin, marry the gun, kill the meth.
Palette, not tonsils
Steelers – Packers Owl?
I’ll show myself out…
This looks like a good time to go run.
Pretty much
Holy shit what a 4th quarter.
Tomlin just ended his press conference in the best way possible:
“If my aunt had male parts, she’d be my uncle”
To be annoying and political, I wonder if all the politicians that oppose ‘gender affirming surgery’ realize they’re opposing breast implants for cancer survivors who have had mastectomies?
Unless it’s Cory Chase, Republicans don’t care.
Houston defense is gonna turn Qaron into Ivermectin horse paste
I was in the stadium for the 2004 Jets/Steelers playoff game, where the Jets’ kicker missed two field goal chances for the win. This was worse.
ETA: and by ‘worse’, I mean, ‘worse for my heart’.
Me too!
That’s right… FUCK YOU, RAVENS!”
+1 Walla Walla Bing Bang!
Apparently it wasn’t so much Tomlin’s Santeria as it was the Pittsburgh papists.
It’s funny because Santería is roughly 38% Catholicism
We’d go live to the Fozz household, but it may currently be on fire.
More like Tyler Poop, imo.
The Blood Demon is real and wears black and gold.
Too bad we didn’t get a chance to break out the oreos baby.
Tomlin’s voodoo is real, and it is terrifying.
Seems like the Ravens playoff chances got thrown for a loop.,
Mobius strip of 😵
My heartrate is about a million.
AI is my enemy, I shall not want
THEY CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!
Seriously, it defies logic some days.
Greater good: we’re all spared of Qaron milking his injury all week, Roethlisberger style
So fire Harbaugh?
Every team with a vacancy is just staring at their phones waiting for word so they can jump on him.
Fuck off shanklor, where were you when I needed you earlier?
Tirico’s getting death threats tomorrow after his fellating Loop prior to the kick caused that to happen
PRAISE SHANK’LOR!
You’ll have to check with Balls, but I think Fellating Loop won best short at the AVN
DON’T FUCK WITH SHANK’LOR
Clearly Tomlin sacrificed his first born to get that miss
Giveth and Taketh awayeth
HO
LEE
SHIT!!
There may not be a bridge standing in Maryland.
Yeah, but that’s more the harbor master’s fault.
KICKING IS TOO EASY NOW
Oh my god. Boswell avenged.
God bless those kids, Imma be sick, I’m gonna throw up
OMFG
Oh my god .!
NAILED IT!
— B. WALSH
SHANK’LOR LIVES!
…and Jackson centered the ball. If that was from the left hash, that may have made it.
And it would have been from 43 so a little less time for it to slice!
Well, fuck.
OR NOT. HAHA!
A Likely story!
Dammit I Blair Witched
Ah, I’m apparently on a huge delay, that explains it. I bet he’ll miss this
Ramsey going for the interception there instead of the punchout is . . . disappointing
I DUN WET MUH BRITCHES
Oof, Hopkins was open if he had moved.
A likely story!
Juniors update: Canadian goaltending is a liability well into the 2030s.
Why use that timeout?! You could’ve at least stopped them if you don’t convert this!
What do I know?!
The only downside is this game is going to convince Aaron Rodgers he can play one more year.
Sudden change with a McTwist!
There is the theory of the Möbius — a twist in the fabric of space where time becomes a game winning kick by Loop
SHANKL’HOR has other ideas though.
If you lose, you can never leave Baltimore
I would like to speak a Lamarception into existence; Go!
BINGO BANGO BONGO
Atta boy Boswell.