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The woman above is the strikingly beautiful Sydne Rome in the movie What? which is…unique. She did a number of Spaghetti Westerns and such as well. She reminds me of a waitress I once worked with many moons ago who had guys mooning over her on a daily basis.

Not much going on football-wise that I can see so I’ll yak about some other stuff.

The Dregs Report:

-It’s only a Texas state senate seat that Trump won by 17 points in the last federal election but Democrat Taylor Rehmet carried the Fort Worth area district by 14 percentage points. That’s a swing that Benny Goodman could get into. Outlier? Perhaps. But those of us on the outside that still possess a sliver of hope have something to cling to.

-Food Alert!: yeahright will be along soon with his salivatory postings and I can’t wait. Wifey would like me to make something today and as her and the oldest are protein gobblers (easy now) I thought about making an Alison Roman-inspired chickpea stew or a lentil-forward soup. We’ll see. If you have something similar in your repertoire please feel free to share.

-As for now wifey is going snowshoeing and boy is doing a ski patrol thingy in -13C weather. Suckers.

-Paul George has been suspended 25 games for “drugs”. That’ll cost him nearly 12 mil of the 52 that is owed him this year.

-I’m currently reading a Dylan Thomas bio and it’s a slog. I should have known when I saw the copious notes at the back of the book. This author is thorough.

-This Is America: Tuskegee basketball coach Benjy Taylor was handcuffed by a cop at the end of a game at Morehouse College. Nary a mention of it on ESPN that I can find this morning. I guess it didn’t really happen then.

-Lousy Morning Movie: Today’s choice is Mary, Mary, Bloody Mary (1975). Only one set of boobies so far at 24 minutes in. I am 14 years old.

Sprots!: Ranked college ball teams playing today include Purdue, Alabama, Iowa State and #5 Nebraska(!). There’s women’s curling, Premier action I assume, hawkey and the NBA. Pickleball is noticeably absent.

Enjoy the day and let us know what’s on your agenda.

 

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Don T

Open thread is up

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Redshirt

Sources: Reds, Eugenio Suarez reach one-year, $15M deal – ESPN

The Cincinnati Reds did something?! The Cincinnati Reds actually did something!!!

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Mr. Ayo

Man, he sucked for the Dirt HOX last year after the trade. I blame him for their failure to reach the World Series.

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Redshirt

Yeah, I could tell by the Prove-It Contract he got to go back to Cincy. Hopefully playing in a hitter’s park and the weak-ass NL Central will get him back on track.

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Horatio Cornblower

It’ll probably get him traded at the deadline to a contender that deludes themselves to thinking that his offensive production at Great American Bandbox makes up for high strikeout rate and atrocious defense.

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Gatoraids

the missus may not have liked the alpaca wool poncho but it has now made me into the cats favorite piece of furniture in the house

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It belonged to the cat the moment you brought it inside the house.

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Gumbygirl

Everything in the house belongs to the cat.

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Horatio Cornblower

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Lol Amazon prime just served me an ad for the Melania movie. Way to waste that ad buy, clowns.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’ve googled it like forty times for showtimes (and I will probably continue to do so during the week) – it is going to make me smile from ear to ear when ads for it start showing up in my feed and costing them money.

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scotchnaut

I was hoping for, maybe, 60 comments on this post. [places thumbs under red and white suspenders, stretches them, smirks]

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blaxabbath

I hate the Capitol One Guy, Capitol One, and I hope the next CEO gunned down is a financial industry character.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m still waiting for a high-profile kidnapping of one of the Winklevoss twins so they can demand a bitcoin ransom from the other one. I’m genuinely amazed that it’s not a bigger thing, what with bitcoin being so delightfully valuable and fungible and unregulated.

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Mr. Ayo

Always shoot for 100.

The crippling disappointment will fuel you to be better next time. Or at least as good as you were today.

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blaxabbath

My brother got me a THE Balvenie whisky for my birthday. Here it is on display on my smoker.

When I move to Hawaii, I’m renting this place out for $2K/day in winter. Extractive Capitalism can only be fought with more of the same.

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Doktor Zymm

You’ll have to get rid of the trampoline before renting unless you want to pay $2k/day for insurance

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Update: I went to a place in the neighborhood that has BOTH wings and birria tacos. Shockingly, both were quite good. I look forward to my incapacitation for the rest of the day.

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Doktor Zymm

My different types of lazy in conflict:
Should I eat ice cream directly from the container, or scoop it into a bowl?
Scooping takes valuable seconds that could be spent eating ice cream, plus it creates an extra dirty dish. However, I don’t plan on eating the entire container of ice cream, so eating directly from the container means I will have to get out my hammock to put the remainder in the freezer so it won’t melt. BUT I can get a drink when I do that so container it is!

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Brick Meathook

Where’s your staff? Do they get Sundays off? Fuck that!

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Brick Meathook

MAID: “Senor Brick, may I have Sunday off for my goddaughter’s baptism?”

BRICK: “Sure! In fact, take Monday off too. In fact, take Sunday and the rest of your life off as well. Bye.”

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LemonJello

How much debt is Ric Flair in that he has to shill for CarShield?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

WOOOOOOOOOOO lots

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Horatio Cornblower

I think ol’ Ric will go into the cold, cold ground owing the IRS considerable amounts of money.

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Gatoraids

plus 5 marriages and one of Tampa’s largest bar tabs

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scotchnaut

/just me and youngest boy’s 18 yr-old girlfriend in the house at present

Her: “I hope you don’t mind me being here.”

/she has a bad situation at home and doesn’t want to impose

Me: “Please, everyone here wants you to be here. We all think the world of you!”

Her: “I’ve never received such positive support. [tries to hold back tears]

Me: “You’re a wonderful person and we’re glad to have you as a part of our family.”

Her: “Can I hug you?”

Me: “I… um. Sure.”

My Ankle Bracelet: “ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!”

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LemonJello

“Dear Canadia Penthouse, I never thought it would happen, but…”

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Brick Meathook

“I’m just an average well-hung guy, when out of the blue . . .”

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SonOfSpam

*Penthoose

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blaxabbath

People are nice to me and so it makes me want to cry so I lash out and attack/cut down anyone trying to be supportive.

Seems to be a winning trait that the Mrs enjoys.

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scotchnaut

“Thank you Mr. Blax,

I’m a sickening wreck,

I’ve got Monday morning

Breathing down my neck.

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Horatio Cornblower

22 F, feels like 10 with the wind, the goddamn dog will not relent so we’re going for a walk.

Which ordinarily wouldn’t be a big deal but since the roads are too narrow with all the plowed snow we have to go to the woods and I have to put on snowshoes and that dumbass has to plow through snow deeper than he is tall because he hasn’t learned this lesson in the last week+.

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blaxabbath

Will he ever learn the lesson?

I got my ribs finally smoking after a minute of electrical delays (I laughed at what a ‘man’ smoking with the trarger is not.)

I have excess oranges on the tree. Do you ever candy fruits when you are in abundance?

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Horatio Cornblower

Judging from today, no, he will never learn his lesson.

Ass over teakettle into a snowbank downhill because he saw some deer.

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LemonJello

But enough about Lowratio. How did the dog do on the walk?

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BC Dick

I had a rundown of the bonspiel but the site was down last night so I wrote notes. I am hung over as shit now but yous will be getting a spiel spiel at some point.

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King Hippo

HUZZAH!!!!!

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

I’m watching the Royal Rumble broadcast from yesterday, The crowd is empty for the Women’s Rumble lol. I love the Rumble, it’s the only WWE thing I really watch all year, and them putting this in Saudi Arabia is immensely disappointing to me. Not disappointing enough to keep me from watching because I’m bored as shit, but still pretty shitty.

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SonOfSpam

…dad?

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

I got the smokes.

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scotchnaut

Menthols? It’s like you don’t even know me!

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Mr. Ayo

DFO, come for the dick jokes, stay for the immigration reform!

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SonOfSpam

Someone has to solve this shit, may as well be us.

Would be pretty funny if we could flip the switch on the ICE guys from Evil to Good and they started terrorizing billionaires from the Epstein files.

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Horatio Cornblower

“We’ll give some land to the (redacted) and (redacted) but we don’t want the Irish!!”

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Gatoraids

The DFO Group home of the sharpest minds, best alcoholic sources, hardest talk on sexy friday

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Redshirt

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Redshirt

That’s why I kind of liked Dick Cheney. He didn’t have any ulterior motives or hidden agendas. He was just a complete asshole.

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scotchnaut

I’ve been re-thinking my default admiration of single-minded individuals that achieved their ends. The thought of Michael Jordan being president chills me to the bone.

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Doktor Zymm

Any sort of extremist is scary as fuck

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scotchnaut

There’s a ton of extremists out there. When the shit hits the horsetail most won’t shampoo the hindquarters.

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Gumbygirl

And that’s when you wind up with President Poop Dreadlocks.

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blaxabbath

At this point, its about dedication. With only one life life to live, I can’t manage to prioritize the time and resources necessary to become area bowling figure.

At least not right now.

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scotchnaut

Preach, brother. I feel the exact same way about my Housefly Squashing League. I’ll never approach the 25.2% I achieved in 2003. It’s time to pass the mantle over to SquishyMonkey2.0.

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Horatio Cornblower

Alabama and their G-League transfer are getting torched by Florida.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I disagree, I hate to see any Florida-based entity succeed in any way whatsoever.

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Horatio Cornblower

Again, the alternative here is Alafuckingbama.

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Gumbygirl

I have lived in both. Florida is worse.

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Gatoraids

panhandle at least isnt very different at all

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Redshirt

Me watching the annual NFL Network Super Bowl Marathon, I call it my Dad rewatching the Titanic, because I’m still trying to get the other teams to win. I was close with 38, and though everyone says it was an insomnia-related hallucination, I convinced I did change one of the 20s, but I don’t remember which one. And, no, it wasn’t 23!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Meanwhile Steve Tisch tuned out after XVIII.

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Horatio Cornblower

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Not me, I wasn’t born until Super Bowl XLVIII.” – the Florida runaway that Steve Tisch invited to crash at his penthouse this evening

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bk109

A quick PSA – “If you ever have the idea of rebuilding an AZC (the Audi W12 engine) for fun.. just fast-track the misery and hit your dominant hand with a claw hammer until you black out.”.
Also.. Yay for the Sp*rs getting Man Shitty to drop a points

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Horatio Cornblower

I’m stunned those useless Tottenham fucks did anything even remotely helpful.

/That Solanke goal was just stupid.

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scotchnaut

At the risk of stealing rockindog’s fire, here’s a long-ish read about the parallels between what ICE is doing now and the after-effects of The Fugitive Slave Act of 1850.

https://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2026/02/the-new-fugitive-slave-act

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Redshirt

You could make an argument that ICE is worse than the Fugitive Slave Act because at least someone has to go to court to make a claim a person is a suspected enslaved person. It was an unfair, perverted use of the courts, but at least the courts were involved.

I never thought I would be a position to defend the Fugitive Slave Act, but here we are…

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scotchnaut

Were those courts not in the South? A perverted court that rubber-stamps vile actions is a court in name only. Thank the baby Jesus Americans don’t have to deal with that nightmare these days.

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Redshirt

I think it was all courts. All the courts had to do was file an affidavit that someone was an escaped slave and then the person could be arrested and enslaved. The accused person couldn’t defend themselves or provided evidence that they were not the person they were accused of being or that they were a freedman.

There was many subtle action that led to a slippery slope into the American Civil War, Senator James Mason used the Fugitive Slave Act as a Snow Tube to dive headfirst out of the Antebellum.

Yeah, good thing we don’t live that in that anymore.

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Horatio Cornblower

I’m against illegal immigration. I think illegal immigrants should be deported. I think ICE-like government departments have a very important role to play in that.

And having said that, if every person currently affiliated with ICE were to be exposed to Chernobyl levels of radiation tomorrow, then basically, and painfully, melt to death over the next several days I would be very likely to respond by baking a cake.

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Redshirt

As a Moderate Conservative, I believe in part to your beliefs. The immigration system is broken and needs fixed. Every illegal immigrant who committed a serious crime and doesn’t contribute positively to society should be run out of town on a rail with the understanding that they will be shot of sight if they dare return.

However, the rest of the illegal immigrants who are trying to do right and live a better life and are contributing to society should be allowed to remain as they shouldn’t be faulted for a broken system. They should be given a pathway to something short of full citizenship but better than their current illegals, with their children given full and unquestionable natural citizenship.

ICE’s current Keystone Kops meets A Clockwork Orange method of treating both sides equally erodes the trust between the citizens and the government and completely makes the situation completely worse. So, I will happily bring the icing for your cake.

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King Hippo

Yeah, if we could find a non-insane way to provide these productive members of society a path (I like a surcharge on state and federal income taxes, say, for five years) AND they stay out of police trouble AND they pass a citizenship test? I think that works fine and dandy.

The problem is that people who come at this issue with “heat” are absolutely bonkers nuts about it. There is no political incentive to actually address the problem.

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Horatio Cornblower

To be clear I would also like the option of deporting many multi-generational Americans. Especially the types who come at this issue with heat, because most of them are racist morons.

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bk109

“AND they stay out of police trouble”
Problem is that by definition, them crossing the border illegally puts them into trouble with the police.
As a filthy European conservative (look somewhere to the left of Lenin on the US scale) I think that there’s only one way to deal with illegal migrants that are there in a country to work and not to be a “problem”.
Background check and amnesty (for those that are in-country) and a form of points system for future immigrants. One where basically the State (as in Federal or local government) places people based on their skillset and “upside”.
And yes, without the State/Federal 5 year “back tax” thing, because each purchase you make at the store is taxable too, but them as illegals can’t really avail themselves of any *real* social safety net, meaning that essentially … they’re giving the State free money.
(Sorry if this is a tad rambly, typing this while recapping a laptop PSU so I am distracted.. and yes – the smell of burned skin is from me so crack open a window)

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Redshirt

“AND they stay out of police trouble”
Problem is that by definition, them crossing the border illegally puts them into trouble with the police.

That’s my biggest issue with ICE. Well, one of the biggest issues.

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Doktor Zymm

It’s a misdemeanor, Sha’Carri Richardson just got in more trouble for speeding than you should be able to get into for crossing the border illegally. It’s essentially a paperwork violation, akin to being late renewing your car’s registration.

And quite a few of them pay full on federal, state, and local income taxes and social security as well as sales tax. They get a TIN and it benefits everyone as it establishes them in the country on record and increases tax revenues. One of the quieter fucked up policy changes of this admin is using the IRS to go after these tax paying immigrants. There is zero reason beyond hate and cruelty to go after these people.

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bk109

I didn’t say it was a shooting offence, I said that by definition them crossing over is *a form of trouble with the police*.
And I said that I disagreed with Hippo’s idea of the path to legalization including back taxes – because even if they don’t pay *any* income/etc taxes, just sales tax is “free money” to the State that they don’t see anything *in return* for giving said money to the State.

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Doktor Zymm

I wasn’t disagreeing with you, just amplifying some of the absurdities

And a technicality, plenty of people cross the border legally then overstay a visa, which is even more trivial of an offense than walking from one piece of public property to another

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bk109

Ah, And I thought that my point was coming across wrongly and reads as if making the opposite point than the one I intended to, so I was trying to clarify it (apparently redundantly) 😀

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King Hippo

You do the tax thing to help pay for the extra judicial and administrative work (and to defray some of the “hurr durr amnesty” cries).

You could also define “police trouble” with way more specificity, to not include the border crossing itself, parking/within-reason-speeding tickets, etc.

The problem remains is that there is no constituency for it. GOP would rather keep their base angry over almost any policy outcome.

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LemonJello

[deleted to avoid putting DFO on an actual watch list]

Highlights of my rant: Nuremberg 2.0. guillotines. billionaires. broadcast live. National Mall.

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

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Redshirt

Like we’re not on a watch list already.

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bk109

Nuremberg 2.0 …
So a pointless show trial that put in the dirt a scant few shitbags, while by definition (since they weren’t prosecuted or otherwise “dealt with”) everyone else was whitewashed, because they were “useful” in one way or another?
A Nazi here rebuilds the Wehrma.. I mean Bundeswehr (Speidel and Heusinger), an unrepentant Nazi that helped fucking Mengele escape consults the USAF there (Ulrich Rudel) there …
Hell, Adenauer’s right hand man literally cowrote the Nürnberg Race Laws and Kiesinger was a fucking Nazi high-up that worked closely with Von Ribbentrop AND Goebbels…

And then there’s the whole
Eh, Von Braun may’ve had his own concentration camp and facilitated terror bombings of Britain.. but he got us to the Moon!

Edit: In fact – fun historical factoid – aside from the scant handful of cunts that got executed, the longest sentence went to Rudolf Hess who spend most of the war (and thus most of the icky wholesale slaughter of people based on ethnicity or political beliefs thing) as a prisoner… Getting a harsher fucking sentence than Albert Speer that LITERALLY oversaw slave labor.
Almost as if he was imprisoned for life not to share how close the “plucky” Brits were to signing a separate peace in 1940 😀

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LemonJello

No, you misunderstand. the 2.0 means people are held accountable for their crimes. (I know, I’m a dreamer)

And none of these Temu Nazis have anything to offer society, so no Operation Paperclip 2.0

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bk109

People are held accountable… for their crimes..
You mean the same country that gave the CO at My Lai 3 days in prison and not even charged Bush/Powell/ for Iraq ’03 (or Bill Clinton for going to bomb shit each time Hillary caught him balls deep in an intern)?

Seriously, as a cynical foreigner – can you tell me one unambiguous case of an American higher up (military or civvie) that was held accountable for his (or her) actions?
And no, assassinations don’t count XD. And no, this isn’t me being sarcastic, but legit curious, because the more you look at US history (and history of the great powers in general).. accountability is not in evidence

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Horatio Cornblower

John Rowland, former Governor of Connecticut, did two stints in prison for felony convictions. Joe Ganim, mayor of Bridgeport, did time in prison for various felonies. And then Bridgeport re-elected him after he got out, because Bridgeport. Phillip Giordano was the mayor of Waterbury, CT and being investigated for various forms of corruption but the FBI dropped that investigation when one of their listening devices, and I am not making this up, caught him molesting children in his office. Phil is still in jail, presumably in protective custody because his wife was allegedly connected to certain Italian organizations that may or may not be criminal in nature but which most definitely take a dim view of child molesters marrying their daughters.

Next week, Rhode Island!

(I honestly can’t think of a high-ranking military official who really paid any cost for fucking up. Ollie North comes to mind, but whatever consequences he faced that I’m too lazy to look up were at best temporary)

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bk109

Eh, I was thinking less along the lines of “run of the mill corruption” (Menendez) or creeps (Weiner, Eichorn) and more.. y’know, the ones responsible for manufacturing pretexts to wage wars that cost the lives for millions (cumulative) after ’45.
Or the people involved with Waco or Ruby Ridge.
Or the ones in power that didn’t interfere with Fox when they cancelled Firefly!

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LemonJello

Are there any examples, from anywhere, of the rich or people in power being punished (other than the high speed lead injection method)?

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scotchnaut

“Let me introduce myself.”

-The Guillotine

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Darkest Timeline Zack Morris

That’s the whole thing. There is a oath to citizenship, but the current fascist version of ICE is punishing people trying to do things the right way bu attacking petition seekers in court. They’re spending zero effort deporting actual criminals, and only attacking people who are actually trying to live their lives.
If there was a legitimate path to tax-paying citizenship that forgave illegal immigration in exchange for a fine or community service, then we could put this to bed.
Instead, they’re telling ludicrous lies that they’re stealing our jobs, and that outrageous home prices are because they’re stealing our homes.

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scotchnaut

with the understanding that they will be shot ‘on’ sight if they dare return

Look at Redshirt, advocating for extra-judicial killings.

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Redshirt

Have to show I’m still a little Conservative a heart.

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scotchnaut

[heart not in evidence]

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scotchnaut

I’m 100% for illegal immigration. If someone has the wherewithal to sneak across the Canadian border, endure our winters, wash our dishes, clean our hotel rooms, change our oils, distribute cocaine to those in need, man our food trucks, pay rent, dominate our outside basketball courts, pick the pockets of those lousy tourists from Vermont, cheer for any other team than the Leafs, learn to ski, willingly read all of Margaret Atwood’s books, memorize the lyrics of “Wheat Kings”, place a rose on Pierre Trudeau’s grave, advocate for an NHL franchise in Halifax knowing that it will never come to fruition, remind any NFL fan that Warren Moon found a safe place in the CFL, embrace Mill Street as their favorite beer, lightly fry fiddleheads in a mixture of butter and salt that narrow 4 week period when they’re available, pick Hawberries in late fall, let the person with only two items ahead of you in the Express Lane at the grocery store-if you’re willing to do any ONE of these things, I want you as a fellow citizen.

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Redshirt

I’ll remember that when Trump declares himself Caesar and I start speeding up I-75. Just leave the key under a rock in Sault Ste. Marie.

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Horatio Cornblower

(post deleted because author is a moron)

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scotchnaut

Great writers-all of them-have at least, one tremendous flaw. So it goes…

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Horatio Cornblower

(post deleted by author because he’s a moron)

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scotchnaut

Are you thinking about Alice Munro? I know, all successful female Canadian authors look alike.

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Horatio Cornblower

Oh fuck, I totally am.

Margaret Atwood’s gonna have my legs broke!

(How To Delete Thread)

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King Hippo

if Adama Traore were a match official (and a honky), he’d be today’s Lesser Zebra

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King Hippo

What a half of footy this has been. FAIR DO, Yid Army.

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yeah right

City done fucked around and maybe fell out of the race. Liverpool beats them next week and see you next season.

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bk109

Nah, don’t forget – it’s Arsenal at the top. The title race is never over. Hell, the Gunners are one of few teams I trust to lose the title *AFTER* the awards ceremony…

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yeah right

Yep. Another former Cherry player.

Sonuvabitch!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Former Cherry? Ugh, no thanks.” – Steve Tisch

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Horatio Cornblower

Like I said above, that’s just stupid. if you’re the keeper you just have to say “fuck” tip your hat and move on.

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Doktor Zymm

Scorpion kicks are the most badass kicks

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jjfozz

no goddamn football. no goddamn football. NO GODDAMN FOOTBALL

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King Hippo

next weekend likely just to be a snuff film, too

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

make fozz something something

/just kidding buddy, new season of Bridgerton is out, that should get you through the dark times

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Horatio Cornblower

Please don’t say anything close to “bridge out” around Fozz.

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jjfozz

They’re still fucking around with the initial plans, it will never get rebuilt.

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scotchnaut

Had to go into the warehouse this morning and on the way back I was flipping through Sirius music channels and was blessed to hear this tune for the very first time. The odd, tinny, near-reggae piano intro was a great hook that pulled me right in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaHEfJApEVM

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BugEyedBoo

Love Little Feat. If you want more Little Feat, get Waiting For Columbus.

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scotchnaut

Or travel back in time and be a wealthy Japanese fella. You’ll have all the Little Feet you could ever want.

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yeah right

Little Feat is fantastic.

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Gumbygirl

I looooove this song! Another favorite by Little Feat is “Fat Man in the Bathtub”

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yeah right

Oh, Atlanta is a banger too.

Great guitar work by Mr Lowell George.

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King Hippo

We’uns gon’ make yew a REBEL after all, yeeeeehhhhaaaawwww

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Doktor Zymm

The church fathers who assembled the bible almost didn’t include the book of revelation. It’s a shame they did, the world would be better off without it

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BugEyedBoo

I’ve seen some texts in Apocrypha that read like Jesus fanfic. Stuff like Jesus and Satan getting in a fight, and Jesus goes all Super Saiyan and kicks righteous (literally) ass.

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scotchnaut

Worst. Editors. Ever.

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Doktor Zymm

I’m curious how much I can get done today without getting out of bed. Taxes, yes. Taking a walk, probably not.

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scotchnaut

You can pretty much rule out anything ambulatory. Except riding in an ambulance, funny enough.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Well definitely don’t bounce in place and try to call it a workout, that’ll get you grounded.” – Elisha

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Dok hacks the romba to get food and drinks from the fridge

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yeah right

Just finished taxes a few minutes ago. Weekly soup is almost done and the bathroom has been cleaned.

Might catch a 12;30 showing of Marty Supreme.

Efficient morning for sure.

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yeah right

Ticket booked.

Let’s go to the movies.

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Mr. Ayo

Enjoy! That’s a thrilling movie.

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yeah right

Looking forward to it.

Hell, it’s time to get going.

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LemonJello

Don’t let anyone mis-direct you into the theater showing Melania!

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Unsurprised

I’m going to regret this, but a potential new copypasta just dropped.

https://twitter.com/NickAdamsinUSA/status/2017430777462415782#m

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s so packed for the next showing in Glendale that it’s borderline unsafe. I’ve got half a mind to report them to the fire marshall.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Also, if I wanted to watch a movie about an European prostitute I’d prefer something that at least starred Monica Bellucci.

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bk109

You mean something like Malena?

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Paul George has been suspended 25 games for “drugs”. That’ll cost him nearly 12 mil of the 52 that is owed him this year.

The interesting thing about this is that it has a beneficial effect on the 76ers luxury tax/salary cap situation. THE CALL CAME FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE!

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scotchnaut

“Hey Paul, try this new ‘energy drink’ that one of my companies is working on. That’s it, drink it all, muhahahaha.”

-Josh Harris, Sixers owner

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Horatio Cornblower

Brentford with the nice assist to Arsenal.

/Arsenal collapses, Brentford wins the Premier

Ah. Well. Nevertheless

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh, Fullham.

Wow, ManU is really on a tear.

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scotchnaut

/bad guy is driving a Charger

Me: “He can’t be that bad.”

/the Charger is green

Me: “Never mind.”

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BugEyedBoo

When I was growing up my stepfather had a ’71 Charger in this color. It was more of a base model, but it was exactly that color.

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scotchnaut

My dad bought this, same color but it had a spoiler as well.

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BugEyedBoo

Feeling old – I’ve known this guy for 50 years now. He’s working on his GTX. Picture from last week. He’s doing everything but body work and painting, and that’s on the critical path.

ETA: He had a 1970 Road Runner in high school; more car than a teenager should have. Bent it in half against a telephone pole and that was that.

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scotchnaut

I think I vaguely recall this commercial.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7pSN2iibrA

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scotchnaut

/woman in the process of seducing Bloody Mary

“I know just the kind of release [pulls denim half-top over her head] you need” [slips out of denim skirt]

/denim

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Horatio Cornblower

Ah, the Canadien Little Black Dress

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2Pack

Chick on Chick Action!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

There should be a term for when a woman pulls your jersey over your head hockey-style and starts pummeling you in the face with her breasts.

Maybe there already is. What’s the Canadian word for “heaven”?

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scotchnaut

It isn’t ‘Saskatoon’, I can tell you that much.

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Horatio Cornblower

I would call it ‘The Forum’ because no one’s gonna believe it happened.

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2Pack

That ’70’s denim

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Gatoraids

Celebrating the end of Dryish January with unfreezing left over chili, watching a starcraft 2 tournament, hot cocoa and inevitable long islands later. Looking over steams board game fest for anything to play with family online.

For this year’s dip into the 30s in south florida we have permission to bag iguanas and drop them off at designated locations. Was cold and windy enough for us to take in the two outside cats and have them in the laundry room. Have to follow door airlock protocol cuz they dont get along that well with the indoor cats but so far so good.

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Horatio Cornblower

If you set the outdoor cats up with a basic shelter, (we have a couple of kitty carriers wrapped and filled with blankets, on a shelf wrapped with a couple of tarps and yes it does look like shit), they’ll be fine in the colder weather.

I had to “build” that one because our former adopted cat was basically a feral, and if she spent more than 12 hours in the house she’d start pissing everywhere. Really ungrateful, even for a feline.

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Gatoraids

have a couple of little kitty apartments on our patio tables and some warm pads they are usually fine with. was pretty gusty last night too with winds 15-25 with up to 40 last night. did a spot check on them outside last night and as soon as they saw me they were pretty vocal about the idea of coming in. will see if they want to go out around noon to remind them to be on best behavior

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blaxabbath

That’s a unique experience.

My son watches a cartoon and they had a joke about a bad apartment where a whole exterior wall is just a bunch of iguanas. Was pretty funny.

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Gatoraids

i was cutting branches one cold day and didnt even notice the iguana on the branch and when it fell he still didnt bother moving until it warmed up the next day. bit more brutal and splattery in the city areas where they fall off palm trees on to side walks

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scotchnaut

“Bagging Iguanas” was the Strawberry Alarm Clock’s first hit, ppl forget that.

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Miss StarCraft, Warcraft, Warcraft 2 Red alert and Total Annihilation. Have never done the mmorpg thing. But also not going to fire up my old pc to play them again

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blaxabbath

I prepped some pork ribs and am brining some wings for traegering this afternoon. It’s a super small Tito’s-branded Traeger I got off my neighbor — which is probably appropriate for our small family.

I’m following the sinplest looking online instructions but haven’t really cooked more than a staple couple meals a month anymore (i mean, I can churn up chicken and broccoli and rice but that’s no meal) but my chicken thighs went well last week so I’ve got faith this won’t terribly suck.

Anyways — you could do that for whoever these other people in your life are.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m still confused on what a Traeger is but I am also craving wings now…which could lead to this

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blaxabbath

Robot smoker.

Though I’m reading that i hand an older style and so I need to manually manipulate the p-hole. So not quite robot.

Trans Smoker, then.

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Jimbo

“I need to manually manipulate the p-hole.”

-I’ll take things you don’t want to hear from your doctor for 400! Alex.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yeah that sounds like something that Steve Tisch would have texted his friend Jeffrey Epstein.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Morning, all.

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