It’s All Over Now Baby Blue-Your Football-less Monday Night Open Thread

This is the sucky part of the year and it only lasts 6 more months. And in certain climes it’s cold to boot. [West Coast commenters push each other into on-coming traffic in order to be the first to brag about their weather] It’s ok, we’ll make do as we always have. I send out kudos to those that will keep our interest going and invite others to yak about their interests through this dark time. Seriously, if you’d like to write about something we’re all ears.

As I do every Monday, let’s take a gander at events and wax non-philosophical about them.

Fallout:

-I’m guessing that if the Pats brain trust has anything on the ball they’ll draft an offensive lineman very early (first 2 rounds) and sign another during free agency. Maye was sacked 21 times during the postseason, breaking Burrow’s “record”.

-Speaking of, poor Will Campbell. He allowed 14 QB pressures on 43 dropbacks which is…not good. That’s a coaching failure of monumental proportions because it was very clear he was being eaten alive and no adjustment of a second rb or a blocking tight end was sent in to give him help. How can you run your offense when one fella is failing so badly?

-I’ll wager that the Pats will have a poorer record next year (their sked was very weak) but be a better team.

-No one really remarked about the refs because they did their job well and only threw 2(!) flags during the first three quarters.

-Hosannas belong to Seahawks GM John Schneider, who has constructed two SB-winning clubs with two different coaches and two entirely different rosters. He made a calculated gamble by not re-upping Geno and signing Darnold instead. That’s a career-defining/career-killing gambit that he played perfectly. Roseman, step aside, there’s a new smartest guy in the room. (I say that unironically)

-Darnold. What can you say at this point? The guy has corrected most of his flaws and is an incredible 31-7 in his last 38 games. He’s the only QB SB winner to not have a single turnover over the course of the playoffs.

-Moving Forward: The top UFA’s available this offseason? (this is a super-biased list on my part because there are some really old guys and some others that have plenty of baggage that I’ll be eliminating from Spotrac’s list) They include-Trey Hendrickson, Daniel Jones, Joey Bosa, David Njoku, Kyle Pitts (who knows what he could accomplish in another environment?) Matt Milano (if he could stay injury-free he’d be a fantastic one-year rental at linebacker) Jauan Jennings (there was a ton of talent in front of him but he always performed when put in a starting role) Rasheed Shaheed (your UFA status couldn’t have occurred at a better time) Kamren Kurl (if you want to shore up the back end of your secondary). There are others but I’m way over my word count so I won’t elaborate further.

As for my interests going forward? In college-ball I’ll be following Texas Tech because I like what McCasland is doing, NC State because Qadir Copeland is in the middle of a transformation that I think borders on the impossible, Sillycuse because lately it’s been a race to get to 20 wins and it tends to slow to a crawl once they get into the meat of the ACC sked [heavy sigh]. I’ve also picked up on Pacific because Canada’s all-time winningest coach Dave Smart is there and I’m curious as to what he can accomplish. The Senators are there as well-they’ll have to win at a 68% clip to get into the playoffs and that’s not happening. I’m also fooling around with making protein-friendly meals from different cultures around this non-globe.

What are you doing to pass the time/entertain yourself? Meet me in the comments.

 

 

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Unsurprised

West coast commentist checking in. The weather here sucks balls. It has sucked balls all week. It was clear for a hot second while I was most sick so fuck me I guess.

I have been feeling wistful or something about seeing a fandom I was part of that moved on without me a decade ago just as it was getting going. I hate fans and fandoms. I have for a long time even though being in one or another has basically been my only identity or self, since I have no personality, and so I resent that so much I hate everything I touch. But for some reason I can’t entirely hate these people right now.

2Pack

I try real hard not to hate anyone. My empathy however comes from a very different place. When you have seen the worse of the world, looking for the best in all things is time much better spent.

Unsurprised

I admire that. I learned the wrong lesson like dumb people do.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

120 Minutes Playlist Project Update: One of the greatest songs of the 20th Century.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEjmJ1Ge00U

rockingdog

Sports Funny alert! 🚨

*hits blunt*
bowling and curling are the same game just with two different battle systems
curling = turn based
bowling = real time

rockingdog

*hits blunt harder*
Baseball= turn based
Football = turn based
Soccer= real time
Hockey = real time
Basketball = real time

Lmao

Senor Weaselo

Football is turn-based but with a time limit!

rockingdog

Found a funny:

“kid rock? isn’t that what they called epstein island?”

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Unsurprised

It’s amazing how he looks different every time I see him in something. I saw the documentary about him and a YouTube video about just his acting and it’s like he never looks the same twice.

2Pack

Italy vs USA mixed doubles curling was live last night. Wifey and I were both good, the kids were conflicted.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I can’t wait for the final tomorrow.

ballsofsteelandfury

That was great! Went down to the last rock!

2Pack

Ciao tutti

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NotShogunButShogun

…and in conclusion, that’s why you never trust a goat and should always check for a hospital bracelet on a first date.

Whew. I’m never telling THAT again!
*Looks around* aww MAN!

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blaxabbath

Wolfpack sort should keep the dial set to ESPN for some CATS at JHOX action.

WCS

I’m giving meself a three-day “weekend” starting in about 100 minutes. I think I earned it after this actual weekend.

I may just type up a primer for the UPCOMING UFL SEASON. I know yinz are enthralled with the prospect of the 2026 season! Spring foobawl is coming back again, baby!

Brick Meathook

Speaking of spring football, whatever happened to the USFL, back in the 80s? Oh yeah, team owner Donald Trump destroyed it, among his many resume items of continuous failure.

jjfozz

Wanna hear something weird about mourning and death?

And I’m not lying.

Last night I was watching an episode of Family Guy and began missing my dad.

Knowing his sense of humor, he would appreciate that.

Unsurprised

I love ya with all me heart. I just don’t like you.

NotShogunButShogun

I know this story! Saw it over the weekend

SonOfSpam

Man, you are really up on your shit.

NotShogunButShogun

Full of it too depending on who is asked

rockingdog

Lmao

Apparently Dumb Trump thinks China is gonna eliminate all Ice Hockey played in Canada & eliminate the Stanley Cup 🏒 🏆

That dude is crazy

Lmao lol

Senor Weaselo

Oh yeah, because that’s the best way to become a power via trade.

He wants Lord Stanley’s Cup to be named after him, like everything else he wants named after him, which is everything.

WCS

He’s not crazy, he’s just very stupid, senile, and has dementia.

Okay, yeah, he’s crazy, too.

rockingdog

Found a cool:

🐎

https://gradient.horse/

Gumbygirl

Ok, that was good clean AI fun.

Doktor Zymm

Has the IOC given Trump any sort of peace prize yet?

WCS

A bag of peas, and he refused.

“Vegetables… so gross, so gross…. only weak guys, like OBAMA like vegetables!”

NotShogunButShogun

Now Yukon gold potatoes…oh wait
McKinley gold

Senor Weaselo

Hey, potatoes are wonderful! You can boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew…

NotShogunButShogun

Listen here samwise…

jjfozz

PO-TA-TOES

They go good with a fresh cony

NotShogunButShogun

It really does make it weird(er)

King Hippo

yeah, female?? GROSS!!! – Marc T., parts unknown

Doktor Zymm

At least snowboarding isn’t one of the sports that delays puberty, that should simplify things a little maybe?

Gatoraids

winter olympic drone coverage provided by the Tall Man

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

So it has come to my attention that my beloved Madison Chock skated to the music of LENNY FUCKING KRAVITZ today. I sadly must interpret this as her message to me that she is never going to leave Evan Bates so that she and I can finally be together.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Help me, Anastasia, help me get her out of my heart.

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King Hippo

Wow, she seems really REALLY nice!!

SonOfSpam

I heard their wedding was pay-per-view, which is weird because who would pay to watch her/Master Bates?

jjfozz

So there’s:

basketball – yawn
baseball – BIG fucking yawn

All that’s left to slake my thirst for violence is hockey. The problem is that the closest team is in DC, and as a Baltimoron, I’ve been raised to hate anything and everything to do with DC.

Can’t root for Philly cause fuck them.

Forget about Shittsburgh.

So . . . the Oilers?

ballsofsteelandfury

If you’re going West, the Kings could use some support…

SonOfSpam

(sigh) yeah they need something alright

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Why do you hate America and therefore the Olympics?

jjfozz

forgot about the Olympics, yeah there’s that.

Unsurprised

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

King Hippo

As a special bonus, here’s JV Drake Maye turtling in fear of JV Drake Thomas…

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King Hippo

Thanks for reminding me to track the Wolven Sort’s boxscore, I was gon’ forget.

YES, I have already banned myself from watching the games (jinx). Unclear whether this will be lifted for March.

Brick Meathook

Klondike Heath Bar > Klondike Reeses Bar

ballsofsteelandfury

Have you seen the banner?

Brick Meathook

Hey! Dig me!

Senor Weaselo

Yes, but Klondikes themselves don’t do quite as good of a job as you’d like unless they’re in liquid nitrogen coolers. Either they melt and the shell loses structure and it just collapses, or the chocolate melts first and you still get some on your hands!

jjfozz

When I was a wee lad I ate me a whole box of Eskimo Pies, then vomited them all over the rug

SonOfSpam

/pushes Yeah Right and Balls into traffic

Damn, what a beautiful day here today! 80 and sunny!

//sees that neither is hurt because traffic ain’t moving

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It wasn’t *that* nice of a day. There were enough clouds that I needed to put on my robe after swimming laps lest I get a little chilly.

NotShogunButShogun

Ooh…look who’s got robe money! What’s next, Chili’s?

SonOfSpam

It’s for when he throws Chmura Hot Tub Parties.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“That movie is fucking bullshit. When the women stepped out of the water they were exactly the same age as when they stepped in.” – Mark Chmura, not understanding how a Hot Tub Time Machine is supposed to work

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NotShogunButShogun

Can confirm. He has little idea how anything works, much less hydrodynamic temporal physics.

Gumbygirl

I thought it was weirdly muggy. Not a fan.

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

It’s a nice day here, sunny and – 8C.
Tomorrow it’s supposed to near freezing, 0C, that’s like shorts weather
/awaits litre or scotchy with the lower temps

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litre_cola

Gosh no, it has been above freezing for 2 weeks now. We have no snow at all. Which means we will get hit in a couple weeks, and fire season is going to be a doozy.

ballsofsteelandfury

When you say “Pacific”, are you taking about UOP, the University Of the Pacific?

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s the one! In beautiful Stockton, California!

Fun fact: Stockton is nowhere close to the Pacific Ocean, but it is in the Pacific timezone.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I suspect Balls might be exhibiting some sarcasm here.

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Brick Meathook

Yes, but Stockton is located near Modesto.

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ballsofsteelandfury

It is California’s innermost port as it connects to the Pacific Ocean via the San Joaquin River and the San Francisco Bay.

Brick Meathook

Ocean port? That means it’s on the Pacific, baby!

The coasts bends inward through the Golden Gate and SF Bay and up the river to Stockton!

King Hippo

That’s like, the pussy capital of the WORLD

Sharkbait

The defense balled out and did their job. Gonzalez was a beast and played his ass off.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Drake Maye also failed to add UNC to the list of American institutions that produced both a President and a Super Bowl winning quarterback. So total failure.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I was going to complain about you referring to it as an “institution” but given that you didn’t add the qualifier “of higher learning” I suppose it’s an acceptable description.

Doktor Zymm

I think it’s totally fair to describe UNC students as “institutionalized”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

All they wanted was a Pepsi. Just one Pepsi.