Your Sweet Sixteen-Centric Thursday Night Open Thread

There will be some intense ball played this evening and that’s always fantastic. But here comes the tricky part-Duke vs St. John’s. You know the why’s so I won’t bother but I will say that I almost always cheer for the dog so that’s what I’m doing. Let’s get the rundown going, with bonus players that I’ve liked from years past.

#5 St. John’s vs Duke:

I did say at the outset that the Red Storm (who calls them that?) was under-seeded and that turned out to be true but now it’s the big boy tonight.

Walter Berry: He played at St. John’s for just two years and the team was 62-9 then. He was a back-to-the-basket 6’8″ dude and was a leftie. He gave the hated Pat Ewing all kinds of fits because he was a bit awkward but in a good way. No opposing teams in that Georgetown era could expect points out of the center spot-he was one of the few.

David Cain: Remember when dudes would sit on the bench and wait their turn to start? Cain averaged 5 minutes a game his first three years in New York and blew up his senior year, playing 36 minutes and finishing first in the the Big East in steals and assists. And he was so slight you’d think he could be knocked over with a feather.

Gene Banks: I’ll come clean-I liked the early Coach K Duke teams because he was showing up the hated Dean Smith on the semi-regular. Banks was a freshman phenom that could do everything from the wing.

Alabama vs Michigan:

Seems like the end of the road for Tide.

Latrell Sprewell: Damn, that guy was insanely quick and could get his shot off against anyone-would have loved to see him play in the Eastern Conference vs Jordan but I touched myself quite a bit back then.

Glen Rice: Played for the Wolverines and had such a sweet jumper. The rumor mill insists that he banged Sarah Palin during a tourney held in Anchorage, which was a thing back then.

Michigan State vs UCONN:

Our beloved Horatio feels that his Huskies are doing a Jeckell and Hyde thing and will fall eventually but will it be to Izzo? Speaking of, Tom is the Midwest’s Jim Boeheim, plenty of success but just the one National Title. I can’t see him getting one this year.

Shawn Respert: His senior season he scored any time he wanted at a clip of 25 per tilt. But the NBA world was not his oyster.

Nadav Henefield: He was quite the anomaly-a 6′ 7″ fella from Israel that only played a freshman season. That team was 31-6 and he was the glue guy that did all kinds of everything.

Tennessee vs Iowa State:

I ruminated on Ioway for the longest time but then I eventually said, “Basketball? Corn? These things don’t mix” I stand corrected, I think they get through.

Bernard King: Goddamn, what a player. Player of the Year his first season for the Vols, he was offense personified-a ridiculous amount of moves for every occasion. He could post you up or take you off the dribble. If he played against a taller defender he shot his jumper on the way up to throw off the shot-blocker’s timing. He overcame an addiction and was the very first guy to come all the way back from a destroyed knee.

Jeff Hornacek: This guy worked at his game so hard. He wasn’t the leading scorer on his team as a senior but carved out a 14(!) year career in the big leagues and played meaningful minutes at the age of 36.

Go get it.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Big Ten or GTFO, I guess

WCS

It Just Means MAOR (gravy)

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

MY BRACKET I CALL IT A RECENTLY PROMOTED IRANIAN MILITARY COMMANDER BECAUSE IT JUST EXPLODED.

blaxabbath

At least Arkansas still has its strong academic programs and fake Christian culture.

Col. Duke LaCross

Arkansas has had about half a dozen technical and flagrant fouls in the last five minutes.

blaxabbath

Calipari is down 22 and gets a T.

That’s going to get these guys going!

Mr. Ayo

What an asshat. Glad they stuck 100 (and counting) on them.

blaxabbath

Makes sense that John Calipari’s Arkansas roster looks like a Faded Glory Basketball Team.

blaxabbath

Arkansas playing like their precious precious federal government handouts are on the table tonight.

blaxabbath

I’m no big college basketball expert but sitting down 19 seems like a bad time to be in the double-bonus.

yeah right

I just received a “Too Many Requests, Please Slow Down” message when commenting.

Slow down motherfucker?

You don’t know me very well, do you?

blaxabbath

It means slow down and start commenting more on Arizona being up 21 with 5:41 left.

Bogdanski

Mike Bidwell’s sexuality aside…

blaxabbath

Fucked up thing is my kid starts spring break Monday. I now realize the school goes into fuck all mode two-days before these long breaks. We’re going to SF on Saturday but, had I had more foresight, we could have bolted today and been in San Jose tonight.

Also, I am watching the game alone in my room so I doubt anyone else would like this idea.

Makes me feel better about silently planning to go alone to Indy.

blaxabbath

Hold on. You’re telling me young men from Arkansas deal with their frustration of losing by just winding up and smacking the closest person to them?

I’m shocked!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Pretty sure young women there deal with it the same way.

(I know this is set in West Virginia but it’s basically the same subhuman pig-people in both places)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekzrzZXdprE

Mr. Ayo

Did Houston break? Someone needs to reboot them.

SonOfSpam

Yes, they’re being stupid and selfish (as it relates to my bracket)

blaxabbath

Coach Fring flying home eight players with a total of 65 toes.

yeah right

As a former resident of Moline AND Rock Island Illinois, and a licensed Illinois driver! This is fantastic!

And I’m the only person in the pool that has the Illini winning the whole enchilada.

Let’s go boys!

Now we need enchiladas.

blaxabbath

Kylan Boswell 0 points for Illinois in 20 minutes of playing time.

Lloyd let him walk from Arizona for a reason.

yeah right

Not my best recipe.

Mr. Ayo
blaxabbath

Arizona so tough that they take a charge and the other dude breaks his elbow.

SonOfSpam

Aw, we lost Crofts (he died, not like “no one can find him” or anything)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KnK3z6DKaI&list=RD1KnK3z6DKaI&start_radio=1

Bogdanski

The unsung third member of Garfunkel and Oates

Gumbygirl

That is a beautiful song. 10/10, no notes.

Bogdanski

It is a great song. But right now we need to put all of our resources into protecting Jim Messina

litre_cola

Come on Cougars!

/may be one of Balls AVN award videos

Sharkbait

Well done

blaxabbath

John Calipari looks like an old man who deserves to die on the court tonight.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Evergreen

SonOfSpam

He’s not among my top 10 “old men who should die tonight”

blaxabbath

I like that he doesn’t wear team gear. He just wears a coat with [your university colors] on gameday.

SonOfSpam

Don’t forget the Jamaica-New Caledonia WC Qual Game starting in a few minutes on FS1. Winner gets the Congo! (Not in a Cecil Rhodes way, but they get to play against the DRC.)

Jamaica is a 3.5 goal favorite, which is kind of a lot in soccer.

And I don’t really like New Caledonia, I prefer Classic Caledonia. The ad guys failed miserably with the rollout.

yeah right

Jamaica was the first of my adopted countries!

Yah mon!

jjfozz

For Lent I gave up drinking a bunch of beer and then finishing the night with multiple bourbons and getting fucking blind drunk.

so far so good!

See?

religion is good.

blaxabbath

You’re now that much closer to Jesus.

SonOfSpam

So it’s bourbon, then beer now?

WCS

Bourbon then whiskey. No beer.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Illinois and Houston on pace for a 42-40 final score.

Don T

Scoreboard: 14 – 21

Matt Gaetz: So, mixed company…

SonOfSpam

Are you still somewhere over the Pacific? Is it like Saturday in your plane?

blaxabbath

Arizona bought out Kharchenkov’s contract with his professional German team.

In case you’re all wondering where the NCAA basketball arms race is going.

WCS

Germans invading other territories?
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SonOfSpam

Gonna be tough to compete without legs.

blaxabbath

I guess it makes sense that the football player from the news is hosting the NCAA basketball pregame show.

Sharkbait

After a quick check in of my 3 brackets, it has come to my attention that I am not winning any of them. Therefore college basketball is once again dead to me

Don T

Just like Jesús! Easter RAWKS

Sharkbait

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Don T

I’m this 👉🏼👈🏼 close to putting

2025 – present : Prompter

on LinkedIn 😖

Don T

I mean, 🫤

litre_cola

Just cover baby.

Come on Cougars! (May have been uttered by me at a bar before Mrs. Cola)

jjfozz

Orioles home opener
Mrs. Fozz lost her mind as we looked for a parking space
I drank a lot of beers and ate a bbq sandwich that would have brought Atlas to his knees
Kept drinking
Got yelled at
Now I’m home. still drinking.

blaxabbath

I’d like to personally invite you and your attitude to tune in to tonight’s Arizona v Arkansas match up as a guest Wildcat / anti-Sarah Huckster-bee.

jjfozz

I can do that.

I’m hiding empty beer cans in different trash cans and making my grandfather smile. where that SOB might currently be residing.

Don T

MY BRACKET I CALL IT DONALD TRUMP BECAUSE IT’S IN 3RD PLACE WITH NO CHANCE AT VANQUISHING COMBATANTS

jjfozz

THIS SWEET SIXTEEN, HE’S A FAN!

SonOfSpam

Texas has a big Lithuanian whose last name sounds like a skin condition or perhaps spleen infection.

Jimbo

Some raw liver and silver supplements will cure your chronic Volkeititis.

-RFK Jr

WCS

I can win a trip to the I Heart Country concert!

I think I’d rather pass kidney stones while getting my finger and toe nails ripped out.

jjfozz

And beaten with a hot poker before it’s shoved up your butt

Gumbygirl

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WCS

I’d still rather that then go to that “concert.”

Don T

Yo, ‘sup. Happy to be here.
How vah, several Iowa players are missing 3s more erratic-lee than public court loudmouths in public courts #SociologicalDrunkNalisys

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I read the first capsule and was like, “wait did I sleep through Thursday and go straight to Friday?”

BrettFavresColonoscopy

To be fair

https://youtu.be/jv7jcciKB_s?si=fYgF-ZIlryadye27

Who among us can be expected to accurately reflect the current day in these end times?

Gumbygirl

I never know what day it is. Calendars are for peasants!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Gentlemen

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Greetings, fellow jet-setter.

Don T

wherr?

SonOfSpam

Looking forward to reading about tonight’s games yesterday.

Also, rooting for Texas feels dirty but here I am (the guy who has Gonzaga winning tonight)

litre_cola

I have a bet with my winnings so far on Texas to cover +7.5

SonOfSpam

I hope you’re correct by at least 8 points.

Mr. Ayo

Winner!!!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I think I caused this when I crossed the Internatonal Date Line without properly saying the words “clato”, “verata”, and “nikto”.

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WCS

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As long it’s close, should be fine.

blaxabbath

Like a day early but now I can be ready with jokes for tomorrow night!

ballsofsteelandfury

That’s hilarious!

litre_cola

At dinner, Mrs. Blax, asked me who I was cheering for in the tourney, when I said I wasn’t bearing down, I got a furrowed brow and I felt her disappointment.

blaxabbath

I’m gonna send you so much duty-unpaid liquor…

litre_cola

Looks like I will be fighting a UPS guy in my future.

Redshirt

“Sweet Sixteen?”

(M. Gaetz has entered the chat)

Unsurprised

Too old for him

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