Hello there fellow DFO’er.  Hope you’re well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.

Have not been around much, real life is keeping me off the interwebs and busy in general. I’d like a few days off from all this, but that’s not going to happen for awhile.

Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.


Also, the entire NCAA National Champion UCLA Bruins starting lineup is going to get drafted by the WNBA. I don’t think that’s ever happened.
ballsofsteelandfury

Too bad they have to go from making NIL money to WNBA money.
SonOfSpam


Where is the misogyny coming from on the Russini/Vrabel thing?

I think the two crazy kids should just admit they like banging each other. She’s getting divorced anyway. Why should anyone give a shit?
ballsofsteelandfury

Comment sections the whole sports world over-did you know she’s banged someone for every scoop she’s ever gotten? It’s true.
scotchnaut


Well, that’s how John Clayton did it…

ballsofsteelandfury



Don T


So Dianna Russini just quit her job.

That blows.
ballsofsteelandfury

Not in the least bit surprising, though. Yeah, she fucked up, but I am sure her life has been a living hell the past week.
King Hippo

She was a hack who spread misinformation. Now Mina Kimes is a far better female sports personality.
litre_cola

And I say it blows not because she’s above it all, I say it because she has to suffer while Vrabel faces no consequences.

But then again, that’s The Patriot Way!
ballsofsteelandfury


great moments in mental health from RFK jr

“I was standing in front of my parked car on I-684 cutting the penis out of a road killed raccoon, thinking about how weird some of my family members have turned out to be,” he wrote, reportedly reflecting on strained relationships with his brother Douglas Kennedy and cousin Bobby Shriver. “My kids waited patiently in the car.”
Gatoraids

Every political appointee in this administration and their billionaire “benefactors” should be put on an island and made to fight it out until there’s only one left. And then the island should be nuked from orbit. Twice. It’s the only way to get us out of the darkest timeline.
LemonJello


Ticketmaster and Livenation found to be a monopoly.

Now comes the tough part, deciding on the appropriate remedy. Frankly seems pretty easy to me: everyone in the C-suites is publicly executed and we call it a day.
Horatio Cornblower


I don’t mind paying taxes, but I get stabby thinking about what the billionaires get away with. That’s (yet another) thing Biden was doing well – increasing the IRS staff and going after wealthy tax cheats, and y’all wanted the stupid racist pedo instead. Ok, maybe not (gestures at clubhouse) y’all, but horrible white people.
SonOfSpam


I’ll call myself a Catholic, been raised since birth. I recognize and am disappointed and appalled at the shit it’s done. I’m not dumb.

As for other religions, I am completely acceptable of their beliefs, many of them make sense to me. I have friends who are Jewish, Muslim, Buddhist, etc., and I’ve had deep conversations with them that have expanded my world view, thoughts, and feelings.

If you’re an atheist that’s completely cool. Who knows who’s right?

But when assholes in the White House go after the Pope, it’s hard to separate the above feelings with how I feel about the Holy Father. I’m saying that part is ingrained.

I’ve been to the Vatican and was blown away. The Pieta made me cry. No shit.

And while those guards dress in fancy boy costumes, I would not mind seeing them laying waste to those fucking turds in DC. Fuck them.
jjfozz


Great post 💯
I’m sure every single lawyer, litigator or not, has had to field this: “X did [heinous thing] to me. Can X do that? Isn’t that illegal?”
Well, X already did [heinous thing] so yeah: X can do that to you, and much more.
Laws are worthless if they are not enforced. And for laws to work, you need government officials to give a shit—from clerks to cops to district attorneys to judges to whatever independent oversight agencies still exist in the federal gvt.
Of course, if the majority of folks put values above personal interests, laws cease to be indispensable. Or not even values; just keep it light on the greed. It still jars me that “conflict of interest” has become outdated and utopic.
Don T


Mission report full Day One!

At least the French know how to deal with their tyrants.

Boy howdy we got into Paris today. Holy fuck.
Notre Dame is open and gorgeous but still under construction on the Left Bank side.
Did the walking food thing and the best dessert hands down was an Iranian dessert made with Phylo dough and butter. Mine was lemon cardomom.
Crossed the Seine, had 2 baguettes a latte and so much cheese.
Probably pushed 7 miles.
Louvre tomorrow but first?

All the French wine!

Bon jour!
yeah right


This site goes down so often we oughta change the name to “Dating Nancy Reagan”
Horatio Cornblower


There might just be justice in this world. It’s occurring in a small part of northern Ontario but it’s a start.

Wifey had to leave a prestigious job because the environment was incredibly toxic, including a superior actively undermining her for years. Top management has been replaced wholesale by the board of directors that oversees this institution. There’s an interview process involved but the job is hers if she desires and it’s entirely on her terms.
scotchnaut


Sexy Friday: Star Trek Edition.

Redshirt

That looks mighty gently used
Doktor Zymm

Boldly going where many men have gone before.
Redshirt


Hell, I can squat more than my weight and I only have TWO legs, I can only imagine what I would be able to lift with 6 more legs to distribute the weight!
Doktor Zymm

This is true folks. When I visited Chicago, she charitably hoisted me up and squatted me.

Deep dish pizza power is real. Birds and Wyoming are not.
Mr. Ayo


Just crushed an outstanding double cheese burger and a couple of “bier blondes” while having the best people watching seats anywhere on Rue De Beaubourd in Le Marais.
Visited the Picasso museum today and for my money?

Fuck the Louvre. The Picasso museum was the SHIT.

Footy starts at a proper time here too being 7 hours in advance of DFO central time.

Cheers people. Wish you all were sitting right next to me as I hoist another one.

PARIS fucking RULES!
yeah right


We’re out to dinner, and because I’m a classy guy I’m wearing my Mike Liut Whalers jersey. We’re at the bar and one of the waitresses comes up: “Is that a Whalers jersey?” She’s very excited, and also not old enough to serve drinks herself, she has to have someone else bring them to her tables.

I say yes, it is a Whalers jersey.

“My Dad loved the Whalers! Do you like the, um, Canes?”

Me: (guacamole squirting out from between gritted teeth) “No. I do not like the Hurricanes.”

Her: “Oh, my Dad loves them. They had a Whalers Night last year and he went and I honestly think that was the best day of his life.”

Me: (internally) YOUR FATHER IS THE SORT OF COLLABORATOR THEY HUNG AT NUREMBERG AND QUITE FRANKLY DESERVES THE SAME FATE!!! GIVE ME THIS TRAITOR’S ADDRESS STRAIGHT AWAY, YOUNG LADY, THAT I MIGHT SMITE HIM FROM THE EARTH AND REMOVE ANY TRACE OF IS TREASONOUS SOUL!!!
(externally) “Well, we all handled the Whalers moving away differently, I guess”
Horatio Cornblower

Oh, we’re back to bragging about our Applebee’s money again, are we?
LemonJello


An inexcusable result! If this match doesn’t emphasize what the importance of having a world class striker in your squadron is, I am not sure what does. That lanky Jerry and Swedish Chris Wood simply aren’t good enough to score on the regular — the numpties at the helm need to cobble together every last shilling and bring in Harry Edward Kane at once!
Cecil Rhodes


Out and about today.

We found this place.

I think it’s a lighthouse or something?

Not sure.

Now it’s bier blonde and so much cheese.

Weather is fucking stunning.

Bon jour!

yeah right


Wonderful write up, and congrats on joining us over 50’ers on the dark side.

Tomorrow I begin my final work week. With burning up the last of my paid leave and a few days of clearing post, May is a wash. So next week is it. Cleaning out the desk and office, handing over continuity files to the THREE, count ’em… THREE… different staff agencies that are taking over my workload. That’s some restructuring goin on huh. And heading out into the sunset, at the beach, where the pretty topless ladies range free.

It occurred to me that a couple of the lovely ladies who have made the past years much more pleasant, are also moving on. My translator and favorite waitress have new gigs, so that goes a long way towards making this big break a bit more bearable.

Gonna be a special week for the kid, I’m ready to go.
2Pack


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King Hippo

Fonts super-duper readable for my old, perpetually dry eyeballs. GOOD JORB!

WCS

I’ve been afraid to come by here today (also mowed three different lawns, and errands and such) for fear of being eaten by oversized icons…

Are we safe?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Things look a little different, but to my knowledge we haven’t had an outage yet.

SonOfSpam

There’s a large asterisk lurking somewhere.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Are the Tarheels playing tonight?

King Hippo

We call them the Tarholes, but I appreciate the thought!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m actually regretting that I didn’t plan on making tacos for dinner.

Senor Weaselo

I do as well, but I went to yesterday’s Chipotle BOGO if you’re wearing a hockey sweater so I’m good for now.

Gumbygirl

I’m having taco salad!

ballsofsteelandfury

Holy shit! The check must have cleared!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If humans were as good at remembering things as my dog is at remembering that the cat has finished eating and it’s her turn to lick the bowl for scraps then there would be no need for computers, or even pen and paper, really.

Redshirt

Bengals traded away their First Round pick, let defensive players wear single digits and gave away #0?!

Is…is Mike Brown dead? Are we pulling a Weekend at Bernie’s?!

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Downfield Matriculator

I go away for a couple days and you’ve remodeled the place! Not sad like when my old room at mom and dad’s became the guestroom while I was away at school, but more like a new coat of paint and some fresh carpet for the den. All good and cleaned up all the spilled beer nuts.

I guess this what happens when you hardworking gerbils out there realized internet dad was never coming back from going out for smokes to do site maintenance?

/nice work and thanks for keeping it up!
//we’re not doing “phrasing” any more, right?

ArmedandHammered

Heading up BC Dicks way this week after a few day in Whistler, then to Kelowna, then to Walla Walla. 2 week vacay!

Jimbo

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

How much French wine is too much in one day? Asking for un ami/me.

LemonJello

Have they run out? Then you’re still good.

SonOfSpam

When you can’t spell “vin” anymore, keep going, you’re almost there.

Doktor Zymm

If you can still ask you aren’t there yet

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

When you realize that you are now at a vineyard in Spain.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You have some Gaul!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Vance’s trip to Islamabad is off. He’s been into and out of that plane more often than his couch.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

…and now it’s back on.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

And now it’s off again, and the ceasefire extended “indefinitely”.

Doktor Zymm

We should just send him to Kabul and tell him he can’t come home. This isn’t related to the negotiations, it’s just something I think we should do.

litre_cola

Where did our icon overlords go?

Doktor Zymm

They’re frolicking at a farm upstate

NotShogunButShogun

Like my old dog! Yay!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“And my old friend Jared Lorenzen!” – Eli Manning, who has been judged not quite mature enough for the truth

Senor Weaselo

It took me a while to realize The Farm in Fables is referencing the farm upstate.

NotShogunButShogun

The surgery didn’t happen. The initial scope revealed things are bigger than anticipated. We’re going back today and they will work on Plan B. I’m with her kids and waiting to see her.
It’s a great day.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m worried that all our positive thoughts backfired. Except Horatio and I had extremely negative expectations for Arsenal, and they got fullfilled quite thoroughly. So maybe he and I should just sit this one out, it’s too much of dice roll with us two.

NotShogunButShogun

It will be what it will be. But I hold no one here liable for any malfeasance.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Well that’s your first mistake

Doktor Zymm

Hugs

Gumbygirl

You’re on a long, hard road. I wish you all the best. This place helped me so much, we are here for you always.

2Pack

Great rundown Sir.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

This is a real movie that is being released to theaters.

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LemonJello

**Spoiler Alert**

The protagonists do nawt placate said hippo with opiates in order to escape, which, to put it mildly, just shits on the source material in the original trilogy books.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“I’ll make sure these things get disposed of properly…” – King Hippo, confiscating the unused opiates

ArmedandHammered

Opiate Hippo surges out of the water to eat those who are taking opiates, what you think he could get the pill bottle open with those feet?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m still kind of surprised that title hadn’t been copyrighted by the producers of the eventual Andy Reid biopic.

LemonJello

Rumor is they’re workshopping “Shutdown the Golden Corral” for this.

NotShogunButShogun

BOTG Report
Live from St. Luke’s in Milwaukee.
Been up since 2, drove here.
Her surgery has begun. Taking out the masses and anything suspicious. Then they soak her abdomen in the hot chemo for about 90 minutes. Roughly 6 hours.
I’ve lots of reading and rereading to do because of course the TV in this waiting room doesn’t work.
Thank you all for the love and support. I’ll be around!

Doktor Zymm

Fingers crossed it all goes well

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[cannot follow suit, but is also wishing for the best] – Jason Pierre-Paul

2Pack

Hang tough Buddy, and prayers for your wife. I’ve been to St Luke’s, those people in the healing profession are the best. I trust her care is top notch.

2Pack

My SIL had cancer surgery there. She’s been cancer free for 2 years now.

Doktor Zymm

About the new look on the site, we’re trying out a new theme for a few days to see how it goes. Please leave feedback!

Brick Meathook

I really like the gigantic stars and plus/minus icons. I never noticed them before but now I do. Thank you and have a blessed day.

2Pack

I can’t log in from the homepage. I have to enter a thread, go all the way to the bottom and hit the login link there.

Anyone else having that glitch?

2Pack

The menu icon only has home and contact DFO as options. No login.

Doktor Zymm

Should be fixed, let me know if it works next time you try

2Pack

It’s working now thank you for all your help.

Doktor Zymm

Ah good catch, that should be easy to fix

Gumbygirl

Not yet, but it’s only a matter of time!

ArmedandHammered

I like it although it reminds me of Buzzfeed for some reason.

Doktor Zymm

Congrats to Brandon Aubrey, Double J’s new star as the highest paid kicker in NFL history!

Jimbo

The Lets Go Brandon signs can now serve a dual purpose.

Brocky

A great week as always

Also, the new site format is weirding me out

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Gumbygirl

Room for rent. Nice view, air conditioning.

Doktor Zymm

I’ve been saving up my PTO and taking a bunch of time off in August and January, but as a result I haven’t had a chunk of time off work outside the holidays in over a year. Definitely wearing on me, so taking this Friday off to get through this holidayless strech, then it’ll be Memorial day and the final push until August.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Bonjour

Doktor Zymm

Konichiwa

Jimbo

olá

LemonJello

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

¡Oi!

Don T

¿Ques laque?

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