Sexy Friday – 20260522

TGIF! Mail-it-in Friday has come to it’s logical end after the racism, pedophilia, and date raping songs fade into the background. Let’s get back on track with some good old female objectifying. But first, some words about something.

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In honoUr of the ice playoffs and the Canadian F1 race (seriously do go to this at least once, it’s a fantastic event in person), let’s highlight some Canada antics.

Yellow Snow
An enterprising female artist had the bright idea to create 12 bronzed urine flowers. That means she actually gathered up 12 mounds of fresh snow, then peed on them to turn them yellow. But that wasn’t the limit of her artistry. She had a male friend participate by peeing a circular pattern on the top of the mounds. The art goes further though, as she then made a bronze casting of the pee mound, sorry, yellow snow. Before you laugh too much about this, all 12 castings sold for 2k each. I wish my piss was worth that much.

Busts
Get your head out of the gutter, we’re talking about depiction of the upper body of a person. This Canuck out of Toronto wanted to make busts of celebrities. This is only noteworthy because he made the busts out of chewing gum. Well, okay, the second reason it’s interesting is because this Toronto Canuck artist dislikes gum, so he made a friend chew all the gum for these busts and then formed them. I’m not clear whether the busts were formed while the gum was still wet or let to dry first.

Dirt
I get that Canada is covered in snow for most of the year, but their fascination with dirt is exemplary. Canadian boffins started up an organization called Instrumental Neutron Activation Analysis, which doesn’t make for a great initialism, but to Balls great delight does include anal. Anyway, back to the point, this org (I’m not typing out that whole word again) was created to study the super specific issue of the nutritional value of rural Ontario dirt. Surprisingly, that dirt was actually nutrionally viable, containing proper levels of iron, calcium, magnesium, and potassium. Even better, it contained kaolinite which helps an upset stomach. So rural Ontarions, skip the grocery store and grab yourself a handful of natural dirt for a meal.

There’s a lot more to mine for America’s hat and 51st state, but I’ll save those lovely tales until later.

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