Subsequent GTD reflections

Hello there fellow DFO’er.  Hope you’re well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.

My wild flowers are starting to go from seed to plants, the old guy in me is happy. Pics when they look more like plants and not green specs.

Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.

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There you have it, Donald Trump caused the Knicks to lose.
BrettFavresColonoscopy

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This is genius

.I don't know why Trump is a Knicks fan. The Spurs are what kept him out of 'Nam..

— Libra on Fire 🔥 ⚖️ (@libraonfire.bsky.social) 2026-06-09T02:51:04.854Z

Horatio Cornblower

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Found a funny:

🌏

rockingdog

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/the icing on the shitcake this afternoon

Wifey is doing work for Census Canada and there is an old dude that is off-grid, really off-grid. He’s ignored a few other folks so she picked him up because he’s the brother of one of her friends that passed away. She asked me to come along, just in case because he’s a legit anti-government weirdo.

So it’s a 25 minute drive on a gravel road to a sideroad that is another 30 minutes in along a cow path and it’s best to use 4 wheel drive in some spots.

Signs along the way, and this is verbatim. “YOU DON’T BELONG HERE!” Also, “WE DON’T KNOW YOU, TURN AROUND!” (his side road intersects with some ATV and snowmobile trails)

He was fine because wifey helped him with his sister’s estate and was very grateful to her.

About an hour after we get back home she realizes that she left her wallet at his place. Fucksticks. Back we went.
scotchnaut

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Apparently there’s a new social media challenge where kids take massive amounts of Benadryl, to induce hallucinations, and several of them have died.

I’m sorry, but that’s on you as a parent. You raised one stupid fucking kid, and the gene pool is likely better off.
Horatio Cornblower

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— Jon (@phyrkrakr.bsky.social) 2026-06-09T23:57:53.021Z

Horatio Cornblower

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The Bears are gonna end up somewhere stupid.

Anywhere not easily accessible from both downtown and ORD is stupid and both Arlington Heights and Indiana qualify. We already have an idiotic temple of narcissism in a town called Arlington though, so you just know that’s gonna be it. It’ll be smaller capacity than Soldier and all luxury boxes somehow and the Bears will go back to sucking and it won’t even be a full house when they play the Packers and then it’ll end up as low income housing after the Bears move to San Antonio
Doktor Zymm

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New York is fucking weird. On my walk to Moynihan just now, I saw a robot wearing a Knicks jersey, people lining up to get into bars near MSG 7 hours before tip off, and one panhandler ask another panhandler outside of CVS for a dollar.
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Did you give Coach Tomsula anything?
SonOfSpam

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In tonight’s performance of “Biggest Playoff Choke” The role of “Atlanta Falcons” Will be played by the San Antonio Spurs
Sharkbait

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Got my car battery replaced, and hooray, it was just the battery and not the alternator, fuel pump, starter motor, or anything else way more expensive than the battery!

Walked about 4 miles from and to the garage, so it wasn’t weights but still got some exercise in
Doktor Zymm

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The Tartan Army has taken over Boston. I might need to do a lunch downtown to watch the noon kickoff and drink with random Scots
Sharkbait

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THAT SOUTH KOREAN GOAL, I CALL IT INCHON BEC…

/a giant hook yanks me off stage so fast my shoes are left hovering in the air for a full second before crashing to the ground
Horatio Cornblower

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Found a funny:

ZELDA GAMES IN THE MARKETING: Embark on a grand and stately adventure.

ZELDA GAMES WHEN YOU’RE ACTUALLY PLAYING THEM: Check out this annoying little clown guy. Your mission is to put up with his bullshit.
rockingdog

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Let a girl live, for fucks sake!

Gumbygirl

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Do you guys all watch French Canadian news every 4 years? You should if you want to see me unload on Alberta separatism under the guise of futbol!
litre_cola

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Found a cool:

Telemundo TV commentator: “We are one of the only networks in the world to not show ads during the World Cup cooling breaks. We prefer the old school way. We should be able to see what the players do. We show fans, people enjoying, not the corporate direction of football.” ⚽️
rockingdog

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Here’s a photo I took a little while ago at the tail end of a thunderstorm. It’s not bad, and it’s got everything you want in a photograph: a telephone pole, a big antenna, some trees, etc.

What’s significant is that a fraction of a second after I took the photo a massive bolt of lightning flashed across the sky. No shit. I just missed it.

I could add a lightning bolt in VFX and it would be even better than a real one, but Brick don’t roll that way. I’m 100% “in-camera” with my still photography, which I only do for me. Describing the missed lightning bolt is the better play here, and this image has already gotten me laid twice in the 90 minutes since I took it. I like a woman who lovingly talks about her grandchildren while she’s blowing me.

Thank you for your time. God Bless.

Brick Meathook

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Oldest Skull Fracture Boy Out There Doing A Census-

Him: “How many bedrooms do you have in your house?”

Mr. Stupid Nutbar: “I’m not going to tell you because Carney will fill them with immigrants. That’s his plan.”
scotchnaut

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Vacuums…vacuums…vacuums from the deep…

(seriously, she’s vacuuming again this morning)
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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🙃

Don T

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I watched the last 5-6 minutes with my mother, who has been sucked into this series because of her nieces and nephews, and who I accused of being more into this game than any sports competition she’d ever watched previously, including games I was playing in.

She denied that, but it’s true.

Anyway, I have to say I’m glad the Knicks won, even if their owner is a walking pile of horseshit. The NBA was so obviously trying to get a Game 6.
Horatio Cornblower

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I thought about getting on the train, but it was down 7. Train came as I was getting to the ticket booth.

Let that be my regret and my sacrifice.

They fucking did it. They FUCKING DID IT.

Knicks in 5. Forever.
Senor Weaselo

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Can’t thank you guys enough for these incredible posts/dispatches from Paris. They really have been gorgeous and informative and I just wanted to make sure you know how appreciated your hard work is. Seriously man, this is fucking great stuff.
Fronkenshteen

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Of course International Disgrace Gary Bettman had to ruin this celebration.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mr. Ayo

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Update: Momshirt is starting to make jokes about Donald Trump. Either her boyfriend has been deprogramming her, or even she has her limits.
Redshirt

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Back from a week in Bahamas. Catch up on work emails. “Hey Fozz, I know we said we’d keep you on to July 1, but your last day is June 16. You’ll have to burn all your vacation days to continue to get paid.”

“Dear boss,

I understand the tough position you’re in, and you’ve been a great mentor. After you finish sucking my balls, go down to the beach with a sledgehammer and pound all that sand directly up your ass. You suppurating hemorrhoid on the ass of an elephant.”
jjfozz

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UPDATE FROM DC:

It isn’t storming yet, but the President’s big boy birthday party UFC fights are delayed by an hour due to the threat of thunderstorms. Fingers crossed the high winds blow his stupid hair right off his stupider head and then he gets hit by lightning.
BrettFavresColonoscopy

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