Another week is very quickly circling the drain. It’s mid-July and I’ve still not done anything (aside from swimming) that I associate with summer and it being the ‘fun’ time of year. A Day Hike? A visit to what passes for a food truck up here? A BBQ get-together? All are still currently in the ‘Nope’ column.

But to be honest, I haven’t really enjoyed a summer fully for quite some time. The work end of things goes into uber-overdrive and by Friday I just want some quiet time. Ah well.

Let’s see what’s going on out there.

Politics Infects Everything:

A ‘Los Malvinas’ banner/bedsheet made its way onto the pitch after the Arg’s W. Is anyone surprised that this would occur in a politically charged tourney whose very nature is being denied by the powers that be?

The NHL Schedule is Out:

The number of games played by teams has increased from 82 to 84 now. That’ll give certain fans of the game that much more time to gauge just how bad the Leafs are going to ruin the career of #1 overall pick and talented kidling Gavin McKenna. That said, he has it coming-I mean, “Gavin”? Sounds like the league’s first 45 year-old rookie.

Third Place Game!:

It’s on Saturday and we could see a lovely scenario whereby England leaves the tourney with two straight embarrassing losses.

Rumors Ain’t Just an Album:

Aaron Donald was spotted at the Rams practice facility and the drooling of sports yakkers is in full force. Were it to turn out to be true that the 35 year-old would return for another season that would put an exclamation point on the Rams going “All In” this coming season.

Oh hey, look who just remembered that he was to do the 2nd part of his undrafted free agents thingy. Maybe Monday.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Lieutenant General Khaled Dirj Saad Al-Shreian, the Chief of Staff of the Army of Kuwait: Says several Kuwaiti military personnel injured in Iranian attacks

you can’t spell lieutenant general khaled dirj saad al-shreian without “dj khaled”, ppl forget that

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

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Doktor Zymm

So I guess Trump gave a speech tonight? If you made a drinking game where you drank every time he said something ridiculous you would die of alcohol poisoning within minutes.

How funny would it be if someone shaved his head while he was sleeping? He just wakes up and he’s cue ball bald and you can see his fake tan line around the scalp

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I was going to watch it, but then I remembered I don’t hate myself that much

Gumbygirl

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Well, I’m still awake. What’s the haps?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Exhausted from the trip to the beach today. Surfing grade was a solid B+.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Noice. Did the waves sound like a vacuum?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It was actually quite breezy and poorly shaped, so I was pleased that I caught as many waves as I did. The water is 70 degrees; I can put the wetsuit away for the rest of the summer.

SonOfSpam

Aaron Donald just might (50/50 at best, but nawt zero) sign for another season, and boy howdy, sorry to RedShirt for that gut punch. But the Rams have at most a two year window, then Burrow can win all the Super Bowls. Maybe even in Cincinnati!

Mr. Ayo

Won’t matter. This is the year Fattford breaks down and the HOX surge to another Superb Owl victory.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

He was a huge influence in my musical taste. RIP.

blaxabbath

So it basically all boils down to #StopTheSteal and #FuckYourFeelings

BrettFavresColonoscopy

#FuckTheirFeelings

Gumbygirl

#Fuck the Stealing, you fucking grifter!

Doktor Zymm

#StealTheirFeelings!

Mr. Ayo

So the guy who won the last 2 of 3 elections thinks they’re rigged?

Brilliant self own.

SonOfSpam

The one that was rigged was the one when he was the Prez, so

Mr. Ayo

Are you implying the guy that bankrupted a casino is incompetent?

Unfathomable!

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blaxabbath

Seems like DHS has a task force that can handle declassification and release of important documents.

How about putting them on the Epstein Files cover up?

SonOfSpam

Oh, they’re already on the coverup.

blaxabbath

Okay they’re done. Now theyre gonna play the entire speed again.

Pass.

blaxabbath

How the fuck this dude worth $2billion a year?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

120 Minutes Playlist Project Update: Oasis has arrived!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJKpUH2kJQg

blaxabbath

Peter om the Republican line needs to turn his TV down first.

Next- from Minnesota. Lady says there is too many new voter registrations in 2020 in MN. How’s thay possible, she asks?

“OK thanks for your call.”

blaxabbath

Fuck this! Give me more Republican line callers!

Here’s ome from Wyoming. She says she is independent but called on the Republican line. Hist scolded her. She says “I think he’s mentally deranged.” And afraid of impeachment.

blaxabbath

Independent from Egg Harbor!

No fucking clue where this is going. Host is letting him plug his social media pages.

blaxabbath

David, Brooklyn, democrat.

He thinks poll tax in the Constitution will hold off the Save Act.

Now hes pointing out Iran and Epstein files are the real news. This is just deflection.

He says democrats should stay on the issues and how they’re going to change things. He wants you talking about him.

Now he’s talking about ballots in England. I dont know. Dude lost me. I’m gonna look up for dinner.

Redshirt

Dang it, now I have to find C-SPAN to get closure on the English ballots!

blaxabbath

Republican from Pennsylvania. Says address was on point. He says it was China since 2019.

blaxabbath

C-Span post-speech broadcast is turning into Cardinals Talk Post-Game radio call-in show.

Rory from CA starts off on the Republican line. He says Trump is reliable.

Second Republican from CA. He’s not happy to hear about Venezuela.

litre_cola

deci_litre has requested that I learn how to play Magic the Gathering. Anyone in here play or know how, or have tips? I am going to watch some youtube videos. He has the Marvel set, and the TMNT set, and 2 binders full of cards. I just know he is going to try and pull the wool over my eyes and cheat.

blaxabbath

Man I still gotta learn Pokemon.

Gatoraids

spend 500 dollars. Just skip Magic and take a 2nd mortgage get to the Warhammer 40k end game

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BugEyedBoo

Fuckin’ website ate it. Anyway…

You want to play a card a turn. So put more 1 and 2 mana cards in your deck than 3 mana cards. Put more 3 than 4. Only put a few big cards in there. Don’t clog your deck up with tons of big stuff that’s going to get stuck waiting for mana. Look up “mana curve” for an in-depth discussion.

40% mana sources (lands) is about right. In a 60-card deck, less than 20 is probably not enough, and more than 25 is too much. Mana screw is bad, mana glut is bad too.

Don’t bother with life-gaining cards. You win by killing your opponent, not by outgaining him in life.

Stick with no more than two colors, and your best bet is just to splash the second color. You don’t want to be looking at red spells in your hand and green lands on the table.

Don’t put any more cards in your Library (deck) than you absolutely have to. Your Library is an enemy, because cards can get lost in there.

Related to that, try to stay focused when building your deck. Don’t put stuff in there that you might need.

One card that does two things is better than two cards that can do one thing each. Look up “card efficiency” for an in-depth discussion.

Kind of a related thing, Instants are better than Enchantments if they have the same effect. This isn’t carved in stone, but try not to load up creatures with enhancements. See ‘creature removal’ below.

Creature removal is nice. Bouncing them back to their owner’s hand, or tapping them so they can’t do anything is nice too.

Evasion is nice, like Flying.

For now, I’d just stick with stuff that will kill your opponent, or remove his creatures so you can kill him with your creatures. Don’t try to do cute combos, just try to bludgeon your opponent to death.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

This is particularly interesting to read right now because I have arrived at the MTG book of the Dungeon Crawler Carl series.

Doktor Zymm

I played once or twice in high school, I remember it being not too difficult and reasonably fun

Redshirt

I don’t know what Trump was going for, but this makes Carter’s Malaise Speech look like the Sermon on the Mount.

blaxabbath

This was shit. He should have opened up with his cult hanging Mike Pence at the steps of the Capitol.

The Chinese are already our enemy. What is the next news you’re gonna break — there’s a new generation of Islamic Fundamentalits being created in the middle east? That your voters are White Trash?

blaxabbath

You know what id do if I were a foreign power and wanted to fuck with the US elections? I’d increase the standings and relevance of third parties. This MAGA vs China/Deep State two-party system doesn’t leave much for confusion.

Create more variables than there are equations, and the such.

Redshirt

I would work to continue what is happening, the partisanship and tribal politics. America works best when we’re able to set aside our differences for a common goal.

blaxabbath

Pardon — i meant if I were to hack the tabulations.*

Redshirt

Oh, well that would make a difference…and do us a favor.

Horatio Cornblower

Getting texts from my father enraged at what Trump is saying. “Can you believe this shit!?!?!?”

Me: “No. I’m not watching it, and you shouldn’t either. Change the channel.”

blaxabbath

Raw Data = Your Aunt on Facebook

jjfozz

I miss my old neighbor.

He was Irish and as Baltimore as they came. Older than me and my wife, was a huge help when we moved into the neighborhood as newlyweds. How Irish, so Irish that when we sent pasta over to them he said, “Hey, the Fozzs made noodles.”

During a blizzard, he came outside and I yelled, “What have you been doing?”

“Nailing my wife since the first snowflake came down.”

Yeah, he was a fucking legend.

Gatoraids
blaxabbath

We have 161 million registered voters. Who gives a fuck if 250,000 Chinamen vote a split ticket?

blaxabbath

If the fucking tabulation and data management systems are getting hacked, what does my photo id matter?

blaxabbath

What is this bureaucratic response? Seven different agencies investigating the Deep State — not China — for not telling Trump what he already knew. And I need to go through four raw intelligence drops myself? And then you want me to find my ID?

Fuck it. Just let China handle my ballot. Wish the IRS would offer such good service.

Redshirt

Bold strategy pissing of the only country that can compete with you militarily, economically and politically. Oh, and the principle owner of our debt.

blaxabbath

I’m just disappointed he didnt do any new namecalling. Thats gonna blow up my Kalshi parlay.

litre_cola

4D Chess?

blaxabbath

Oh — so the plan for the GOP is to digitally rig the vote tallies.

Redshirt

It boggles my mind that the Democratic Party can be called complete idiots, yet be able to mastermind stealing a Presidential Election. Nancy Pelosi is Keyser Soze!

jjfozz

My father and father in law grew up with her family in Little Italy. They hated her with a passion – dropped off at grade school in her father’s chauffeured car, walked around like she was better than everyone.

The rest of the family were apparently really down to earth.

They both finished describing her with that all too common phrase, “I don’t know who in the fuck she thought she was.”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Listen, it’s okay to have a high opinion of yourself if you have cans like Nancy.

jjfozz

Just getting them talking about her was hilarious, the venom both of them oozed out was legendary. I mean, they really hated her.

blaxabbath

Husein Obama!

litre_cola

Is it smoky there Scotchy? Thus far this is the 1st time in years that Northern Ab and Northern BC aren’t burning, yet.

SoUrry US for the fires in Ontario, but its OK, Premier Ford cut 42 million from the wildfire fighting budget

jjfozz

It’s very hazy here. In other Baltimore news, 6 teens beat up a 75 year old man outside of a 7-11. I hope they die of AIDs of the cancer of the ebola. Fucking animals.

blaxabbath

DEEP STATE!

blaxabbath

It was the Chinese! Even when it was the Mexicans, I knew it was the Chinese!

Redshirt

Those damn Chinese Mexicans. We should’ve known something was up when Chipotle started serving rice with burritos. They were fattening us up for the slaughter!

litre_cola

I had an inkling when I first had Peking Duck that them and the Mexis were up to something.

blaxabbath

No one is home. Fuck it — I’m gonna watch this speech (start).

Sharkbait

Masochist

blaxabbath

This is spy thriller stuff!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Dude if you want to watch a child molester on TV you should at least have a little culture and go with something from across the pond.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiANnunHI30

Redshirt

Who’s going to bite the bullet and listen to sHitler’s Primetime Therapy Session so all we don’t have to do it?

(silence)

Agh, fine! But have the holy water and deprogramming ready when I get back.

Gumbygirl

Hell no.

Gatoraids

onion’s new infowars is pretty fun so far

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Time for the Lake Show. The hated Brooklin team is here. Big battle for second in the league

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If I were Shohei Ohtani (by which I mean “a gambling man”) I would be betting the house on a very pissed-off French side with an extra day of rest against an English team that is about to demonstrate a new definition of the word “demoralized”.

Redshirt

I mean without looking it up, does anyone remember any battles after the Battle of Yorktown? Moreover, does anyone remember the American Revolutionary War continued after Cornwallis surrendered at Yorktown?

Senor Weaselo

I know things weren’t over until the Treaty of Paris, TWO years after Yorktown.

But I don’t know the battles. Just that Laurens died.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

What’s a battle?

Horatio Cornblower

There really were no “battles” per se. There may have been some skirmishes here and there, but for the most part Clinton and Howe sat in New York City, (which they’d become really good at), while Washington sat outside of it.

Horatio Cornblower

I just looked this up. The last battle appears to have been the Battle of Blue Licks, which happened in Kentucky and therefore doesn’t matter. US military chasing off a Loyalist/Native force, wound up losing and taking 50%+ casualties. Daniel Boone was involved!

Then George Rogers Clark, (who it turns out was a real prick when it came to Native Americans, even by the standards of those times), launched some raids in Ohio.

Otherwise everyone just kind of sat around until 1783, when the treaties were signed, and the nothing bad ever happened again.

Redshirt

Damn, anything and everything passes on visiting Cincinnati.

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Redshirt

When you suck so much, you create a protective pressure boundary.

litre_cola

I like their chilli and my wife likes the Bengals!

Doktor Zymm

I hear they’ve got a good opera

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