Hello there fellow DFO’er.  Hope you’re well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks tl;dr of last week as decided by my brain.  There’s no reason as to why some comments make it and others don’t. Seriously. There isn’t.

It warms my little dark heart that the number of comments is down as I imagine that most are outs and abouts doing warm weather stuff. If not, please don’t tell me that you’re just lurking. 

Without further ado, here are the comments of the week.


You would think with how much I read books as a child, I would remember more endings

… alright I’ll get back about this
Brocky

“Goodnight noises everywhere”

-E Manning
Gatoraids


I think a data center on every corner and a 50% increase in our electric bill (thanks, Ohio PUCO!) is a small price to pay to avail ourselves of the transformative power of AI.

My brother’s head, 3D printed on a rubber duck.

BugEyedBoo


Trump is a walking RICO case, but will never be prosecuted. He might cross the wrong briber down the road, the most realistic comeuppance.
Don T


 


Redshirt


That [bfc’s Monday night’s post] was well written and well thought out. What the hell is it doing here??|
litre_cola 


What percentage of fantasy football team names will be some variant of “Diarrhea Lettuce/Salad?” Bet the over/under on FanKingsDraftDuel! BET, you pussy!!!
King Hippo

Najeh Davenport’s Explosive Backfield
Gatoraids 


So, just a little follow-up to wifey suggesting that I wear some sort of floatie, safety thingy while swimming-

A dude four years older than me drowned at the public beach in my hometown yesterday. Nice timing, random guy. smh…
scotchnaut


 

Plaxico Burress compared playing with the Jets to prison:"They're both kind of similar because when I walked into prison on my first day, I was like, 'damn man you a fucking loser.' And I had the same damn feeling every day I walked through the door with the Jets."

NFL Daily News (@insidenflnews.bsky.social) 2026-07-28T15:26:28.517Z

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly


LemonJello


Vance: “It was impossible not to like Lindsay Graham.”

DFO: We do the impossible!
Redshirt


FUN GEOGRAPHY FACT: The biggest lake on the planet is the Caspian Sea in Central Asia, and very far Eastern Europe. It’s so big, it’s filled with seawater.

THIS HAS BEEN YOUR USELESS GEOGRAPHY FACT BROUGHT TO YOU BY FORMER GEOGRAPY PROFESSOR WCS
WCS


There’s this weird thing about most of the “Great Lakes”-(Lake Erie excepted because it’s a shit piece of water) They’re gotdamn massive. It’s like “Great” referred to their size and not how wonderful they are.

/also, I’ve swam on(?) five different beaches on Superior and they were all ice cold
scotchnaut


My doctor: “So your bad cholesterol is way down, but still higher than I’d like (it’s literally right on the high end of normal), so I’d like to try an additional medication. Are you good with that?”

Me: (eating ribs and onion rings). “Sure. Can’t think of anything else that would do it.”
Horatio Cornblower

We have so much more advanced medical technology than our great grandparents, but their doctors would recommend a brand of cigarettes and prescribe them opium. Who can say which is better?
BrettFavresColonoscopy


In Calgary, there was a nonverbal autistic boy named Parker who went missing on July 16. I’ve been looking for him since before the Amber Alert. I’ve been searching while dealing with both a viral and bacterial infection. The wildfire smoke has also triggered my asthma, and just getting through each day has been hard. Unfortunately, they found his body today.

I searched near where I thought he might have entered the culvert, but I didn’t see that entrance. If I had, I would have searched there or asked someone to check it.

I am beyond devastated. I can’t stop crying in my office cubicle long enough to drive home. Today is not a good day.
Wakezilla


Today’s surfing grade was a solid A. Great day out there. 3-5′ waves, 75° water which is the warmest I’ve ever seen in Los Angeles, and I had the whole place to myself and made the most of it.

The very first thing the Dr. Mrs. did when we arrived home was begin vacuuming and oh how desperately I wish I were joking.
Rikki-Tikki-Deadly


 

Don T


We have so much healthy food jammed into both of our fridges that I want pizza and wings.

/Funny, that
scotchnaut

I should eat all the perishable food in my fridge before I go out of town for 3 weeks so of course I want to order food
Doktor Zymm

I’ve read about an Ethiopian chocolate chip cookie lasagna that is right around the corner from your place. It would be a crime if you didn’t try it before you left.
scotchnaut


The best news of the day?

Youngest right is more than halfway home.

They stopped to walk with some of our California giants today.

Gotta see the redwoods and Sequoias.

She’ll be here tomorrow after several years away and she’ll be getting here right after I’ve after I’ve gotten home from watching The Odyssey in IMAX.

Seems fitting.

Welcome home Kiddo!
yeah right


I was driving around the west side of LAX just listening to music and I look up and there’s a bright fast moving contrail in the sky. That’s a rocket launch! So I pulled over quickly and captured what I could with my iPhone (which I really hate for focusing issues like this). This happened at 8:00PM Pacific this evening.

The rocket is a SpaceX Falcon 9 carrying 24 Starlink satellites. The rocket stages at around the 0:30 mark, and the flashing object you see behind the rocket is the first stage booster falling away, which will then land on the SpaceX recovery ship stationed just off the California coast. That recovery ship is berthed in Los Angeles Harbor if you know where to look for it.

Led Zeppelin is playing on my car’s groovy 8-track Hi Fi system.

Brick Meathook


Earlier today I was in a position whereby I was completely pissed off about having to get rid of 30(!) pounds of potato salad.

/how was your day
scotchnaut


ballsofsteelandfury
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July 31, 2026 8:14 pm
SHE’S BACK!

How drunk do you have to be to get arrested for DUI in WISCONSIN?! Or does Romo hold his liquor the same way he holds on to a ball in the last 5 minutes of a one-score playoff game?
Doktor Zymm

So the Cybertruck has officially surpassed the Edsel as worst selling vehicle of all time!
Doktor Zymm


2nd weekends batch of peperonata. Everything (green and yellow peppers, eggplant, tomatoes and olives) but the patatos and onions are fresh from the garden. It’s been a good growing season which is surprising me since it’s been so hot.

2Pack


Oldest Skull Fracture Boy might just have a partner! He has a tendency to wallow in negativity (no idea where he got that from. SHUT UP!) but is lifted up when he has a girlfriend. Me fingees are crossed.
scotchnaut


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King Hippo

Worry not, the light commenting is just part and parcel of Ye Olde Internet slowly dying out.

OK, maybe not THAT slowly

Doktor Zymm

Dios mio, this walnut and fig panna cotta is amazing!

Doktor Zymm

Savona isn’t super touristy, which is nice, but it also means that nowhere has menus in English so dinner is a bit of an adventure. I’m pretty sure I ordered fancy, melty cheese and a pasta with zucchini and tuna in a shrimp bisque sauce.

Doktor Zymm

It’s also possible I ordered a glass of wine that’s as much as the meal, but that was probably the per bottle price? It’s a local Vermentino and it’s very tasty

Gumbygirl

I love a good Vermentino! Your dinner sounds amazing. I can tell I’m getting better, I’m hungry for the first time in a few days.

2Pack

Explore. Enjoy. Just remember to jot down the really good stuff for the stories down the road.

Horatio Cornblower

Just had someone send me a “when can I expect” request while I’m prepping for a trial that starts tomorrow and I think that, once they read the reply I just sent, they will not be following up any time soon.

Horatio Cornblower

By the way “not any time soon” was when I told them they could expect the thing they were requesting. And then I said some other things.

yeah right

One of my favorite things about getting older, I don’t sugarcoat SHIT anymore. You will get my exact feelings upon request.

Diplomacy has had it’s day but I’m not feeling diplomatic these days.

2Pack

True Dat. The ole give-o-shit meter stays on empty.

Gumbygirl

Oh yes. Yessirree!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

120 Minutes Playlist Project Update: Yeah baby.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPXKikatsz8

Gumbygirl

Wonkette calls US Attorney Jeanine Pirro “Attorney Boxwine”, because she is always drunk. Trump’s big mad at her for dropping the charges against the guy who did not use a box cutter on the reflecting pool. A commenter said she “would soon be sent to a farm upstate. Boone’s Farm.”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

She’s had the nickname “Judge Box Wine” for quite some time now.

BrettFavresColonoscopy
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Don T

uf 😛

Gumbygirl

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Sharkbait

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Gumbygirl

Exactly.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Also works as an artist’s rendition of Britt Reid on February 4, 2021.

Don T

That’s what I came here to ask! 😂

So, GG: Either “Hell yeah kicking ass!”, or “There thre. I’m sure the Stillers will win more than 7”.

Horatio Cornblower

Porque dos?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Man, we need to swap out Lowratio for a midget luchador and teach you some Spanish

Gumbygirl

Getting run over. I have been so sick, it’s fucking gross.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

One of my bowl-based resolutions is to eat at least one serving of vegetables every day. Garlic counts as a vegetable, right?

yeah right

Hell yes it does!

King Hippo

V-8 Energy cans count, too!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Comments being down is always worrisome to me, makes me concerned someone else might be violating the “no dying” rule.

yeah right

Alive and accounted for!

Brocky

I should look up my old hard ride to no where poster, see how many names I can remember

Horatio Cornblower

If you ever go through the old posts and read the comments there’s a couple of people I’m like “that guy is definitely dead”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It really was an honor that Mitch McConnell dropped by occasionally to make dick jokes with us though.

Brocky

Yeah, sometimes I’ll stumble across my old bookmarks and see old responses, like some of our old pals either fell off the map, or I’m just not on enough to keep track.

I miss moose, i know why he left, but still

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I miss BeefReeferLives, I also know why he left and it super sucks because it was a huge misunderstanding – the comment chain that upset him wasn’t even directed at him, it was referring to someone else.

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Don T

Jesus. There’s more intrigue on DFO than in Madre’s Bingo coven.

SonOfSpam

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT???

/stomps off angrily

Horatio Cornblower

Maybe we should add “no pitching a hissy fit and taking off” codicil to the “no dying” clause.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The thing is, if it *had* been directed at him, he’d be completely justified in being upset and feeling unwelcome. So like I said, it was just a really unpleasant misunderstanding.

Horatio Cornblower

So take the time to ask “hey, is this directed at me?” and then make a decision.

Whatever, I’m not his supervisor.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Also you allegedly don’t have time for this bullshit

Sharkbait

What percentage of fantasy football team names will be some variant of “Diarrhea Lettuce/Salad?” Bet the over/under on FanKingsDraftDuel! BET, you pussy!!!

King Hippo

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2Pack

Thank you for the recap sir.
I suspect the light commenting is vaca related. I’m so stuck in the middle of most major renovation sub contractors work so far, (electricians, plumber, cabinet guy, painters, metal railing dude, and iforgetwhoelse) that my September break is looking more October.
But once the place is done, I will go full up slacker. I’m planning all the nuthin I’m gonna do.

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Don T

Oh yeah! /Offers fist bump

Who are you? What are you doing?
-Oldest Skull Fracture Boy

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