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Sexy Friday – 20260821

Mr. Ayo

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TGIF! Preseason is well underway. You only need to look at the long list of injuries that are piling up at alarming rates. Just a reminder to look after your joints, muscles, and ligaments folks. We don’t need any injuries here before the regular season.

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Oops, all listicles! Note: None of the lists are in any particular order. These are not rankings, folks, so no complaints. Also, any omissions are intentional, so no complaints. Also, these are not all of the lists, just the lists included today, so no complaints.

Highest Scoring Scrabble Words

  • Bezique
  • Cazique
  • Jazzily
  • Quartzy
  • Quetzal
  • Quizzed
  • Zephyrs
  • Zincify
  • Zinkify
  • Zythmus

Deadly to Dracula

  • Sunlight
  • Garlic
  • Crucifix
  • Holy water
  • Wooden stake
  • Silver

Most Common Town Names

  • Fairview
  • Midway
  • Oak Grove
  • Franklin
  • Riverside
  • Centerville
  • Mount Pleasant
  • Liberty
  • Salem

Canadian Inventions

  • Snowmobile
  • Washing machine
  • Zipper
  • Plastic garbage bag
  • Foghorn
  • Electric range
  • Paint roller

Fruit Songs

  • Banana Boat Song – Harry Belafonte
  • Blueberry Hill – Fats Domino
  • Cherry Cherry – Neil Diamond
  • Lemon Song – Led Zeppelin
  • Little Green Apples – O.C. Smith

Vegetables That Are Fruits

  • Cucumber
  • Okra
  • Eggplant
  • Tomato
  • Pumpkin
  • Squash

Jackson Siblings

  • Michael
  • Janet
  • LaToya
  • Rebbie
  • Marlon
  • Randy
  • Tito
  • Jackie
  • Jermaine

Triangles

  • Equilateral
  • Isosceles
  • Scalene
  • Right
  • Acute
  • Obtuse
  • Oblique

USA Wars

  • Revolutionary War
  • War of 1812
  • Mexican War
  • Civil War
  • Spanish-American War
  • World War 1
  • World War 2
  • Korean War
  • Vietnam War
  • Persian Gulf War
  • Operation Iraqi Freedom
  • Operation Epic Fury

Horsemen of the Apocalypse

  • Pestilence
  • War
  • Famine
  • Death

That’s enough for today. Remember, no complaints.

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yeah right

I have a song.

Hope you like it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KQjy02eqOk&list=RD2KQjy02eqOk&start_radio=1

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Bogdanski

Who else but Canadia could have invented the Canadarm?

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yeah right

Still house sitting the kiddos cat.

When I was growing up this fucker would have been on Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom.

He’s a fucking beast.

But he’s a good guy.

We’ve worked it out and the kiddo may have an angry cat if she tries to take him home.

He’s very furry.

Hey Rikki! Any advice over here?

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yeah right

Every Friday night it feels like a survival outing.

Safe at home!

Today Vin Scully would call my life situation “Deuces Wild.”

Two years, two months and two days.

It’s like playing “Shawshank Redemption” the home game.

I got this shit.

How the hell is everyone!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Carlton v Freo about to start….

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yeah right

On it.

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yeah right

Actually I’m watching Cubs in Seattle.

You get it.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I do, I’ve just lost the will to watch baseball

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yeah right

Don’t quit on this year.

These boys can play and Crow is playing CRAZY right now.

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Mr. Ayo

Deep sigh. Son. Of. A. BITCH! 0-2? Then a home run?

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yeah right

We’ll see you again tomorrow.

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Mr. Ayo

A lot more fun when your team is doing the walkoff, am I right?

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Doktor Zymm

Wanted to play a game that involved sailing around so picked up Raft. This game sucks, they don’t even tell you what the controls are and if you lose your raft it just keeps respawning you into the middle of the water until you give up and create a new world

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2Pack

You think that’s bad, inner tube is even worse.

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2Pack

Hey Ayo thanks. I like lady number 6 here tonight.

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herodotus450

Ray Rice (handshake emoji) Jane from Breaking Bad:
Hell yeah let’s go Green Bay Kicker Trey Smack!

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King Hippo

Better, have the TV on mute, try to guess whether the pharma ad is for AIDS or “being a fat bastard”

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Brick Meathook

It can be both

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King Hippo

loving all the wackadoo “prepper supplies” ads on these high-quality broadcasts

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herodotus450

10 pounds of bean soup for only $100? And it will stay fresh for an ENTIRE year?!!? Sign me up!!!

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Brick Meathook

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WCS

It’s GUARENTEED* to be delicious and made from wholesome ingredients*!

*not a guarantee

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litre_cola

I must say that Cezique is an incredible name. It could be a human, alcoholic beverage, pharmaceutical, or a town in France. Superb

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Brick Meathook

This is one of four statues at the Lincoln Memorial end of Arlington Memorial Bridge. Not many people know that this complex at the end of the bridge is called “The Watergate,” built in 1922 long before the infamous office/hotel/condo complex of the same name was built just upriver on the site of an old brewery and gas works. Anyhoo, I’ve know these statues my whole life and I never noticed there was a naked lady on one of them. Plus I’ve never seen them this shiny before. Thanks to our glorious President who has given us shiny statues and a beautiful Reflecting Pool despite the vandalistical efforts of woke losers and the International Communist Conspiracy all those smelly hippies too. God Bless.

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Brick Meathook

I always thought that was a guy walking next to the horse. That’s lady is pretty butch.

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Bogdanski

How did John Ashcroft not have that covered with a tarp?

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Fronkenshteen

[sees “BREAKING NFL NEWS” flash]

/sigh

So, is the clubhouse going to go with Rashod ‘Beatman’ or ‘Batterman’?

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King Hippo

she lies and says she’s in loooooove with him

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litre_cola

Ravens gunna Raven

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ballsofsteelandfury

Nobody saw nothing

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Brick Meathook

This is me and my Canadian girlfriend in front of the National Military Monument today:

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King Hippo

first in-com-PLETE WOO!!!!!!!!

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yeah right

The one and only reason why I despise that franchise so much.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Numéro OCHO this week!

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Redshirt

Okay, so Will Howard isn’t the answer…

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litre_cola

Because Dwight Howard is superman silly.

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Horatio Cornblower

Seems pertinent to the local populace around here…

https://bsky.app/profile/thecard.bsky.social/post/3mtn24iecak24

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Redshirt

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Doktor Zymm

I just bought plastic garbage bags today! Thanks Canada!

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ballsofsteelandfury

How did you sneak them into the Communist State of California?

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Horatio Cornblower

#1. Reminds me of something I once experienced, but never believed was true.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Knee high boots?

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Redshirt

…ow…

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Brick Meathook

I was down at the Lincoln Memorial this afternoon to see my name on the the National Military Monument. Here’s the bone dry Reflecting pool:

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King Hippo

ninja, is you tryin’ to get arrested smgdh

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Redshirt

I should probably go to the Vietnam Memorial and get my Great Uncle’s name on paper before Trump tears it down for a Data Center or a Denny’s.

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litre_cola

Why not a data centre for Denny’s? Your grand slam is on the table by the time the flock camera in the parking lot feels your vibe?

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Doktor Zymm

Kinda looks like they’re gonna fill the Reflecting Pool with a giant bouncy cushion, which I don’t think I’m opposed to. It would be incredibly unsafe but also a lot of fun!

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Redshirt

The Reflecting Bouncy House.

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Gatoraids

or draining rest of the reserve to fill it up for bathtime for a big beautiful boy

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Redshirt

8-2-2 is a respectable record on the surface, but after starting 6-0-1, USA has fallen down to the mean with a 2-2-1 streak, and those two wins were a Cupcake Game and a win that was frankly marginal at best.

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NotShogunButShogun

The 5th horseman is Stupidity

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Redshirt

I thought it was the Internet.

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King Hippo

stuff can be two things

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Horatio Cornblower

Tomato, Carrot.

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King Hippo

#3 and Popcorn Gal, chuh chuh

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ballsofsteelandfury

That’s a LOT of popcorn!

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King Hippo

and she don’t seem right likely to eat it all

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