That’s right sports fans. Baseball is back. Sort of.
MLB Spring Training is in full swing and exhibition games get going this weekend.
Moreover, by the time you’re reading this on Friday I will already be back home, hopefully at least a little drunk, after having watched some (hopefully good) college baseball live and in person n junk earlier this afternoon.
This is from last year, but who really cares?
Home Opener 2DAY!!!!!!
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Kinda Random Weirdness
When I did the prerequisite googling of “Sexy Baseball” for this post, this video came up. I don’t know what it is or why it exists, but I couldn’t not watch it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuaYHXeniGk
Also, it’s possible I may now search Google Play for this game. We’ll see.
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Sports NOT Called Baseball
The NHL is getting interesting. At least for me. The Caps and Pens appear ready to duel to the finish. Dammit. And hey, ‘member when the Avalanche were good? Meh, terrible hockey is a small price to pay for legal weed I suppose.
The most interesting thing about the NBA I found this week was this list of the allegedly greatest 50 NBA players in history. LeBron #2? M’Kay. Also, in the NBA All-Star game the West topped the East in a defensive struggle….192-182 is your final.
College basketball is slowly but surely limping towards March. Meh. Suck it, Duke. Also, ‘Cuse….you can’t have the “Cardiac” name descriptor. That name’s already been taken.
Still lotsa games to be played before March Madness starts in 3 weeks.
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Baseball Sexy
That’s Sara Jean up there on that banner image, btw. And while this is NOT going to devolve into yet another Sara Jean Underwood worship post (no promises in future weeks, however), she does have a few good baseball themed photos, and I’d be remiss if I failed to include them.
Yep, Sara Jean.
Now, non-Sara Jean Baseball Sexy….
Hows about one more Sara Jean to round things out?
Sexy Baseball Boyz (for some reason)
This week’s tWBS original will come as no suprise. It’s Baseball.
Just moments after hitting a game winning HR vs UVa, #10 Joe Dunand (ARod’s nephew….no shit) gets an impromptu shower at home plate. From not quite 2 years ago….
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Have a good weekend, folks.
Love ya’s.
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[…] the truth is, I got so excited last week about Baseball starting that I didn’t bother to plan ahead. Oh […]
Alison Brie is a dirty girl and also fucking awesome.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0q8Oho_RjM&ab_channel=RonBurgundy
Good night folks.
Now tomorrow, I want you to get out there and be the best that you can be!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaBbHGKLp88
On the request line we touched on this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM0p0Z8j56U
Okay, I’m out for the night, just remeber, the most blissful baseball memory happened back in november.
http://mlb.mlb.com/images/0/2/0/207967020/110216_chccle_game7_finalout_med_dha6z2c4.gif
I still have trouble believing it was real
It’s over. Move along.
I feel like I should start doing MLS reporting since I can watch those games without the eight hour time difference and if I wanted there are games played three blocks from my home every week during the season. It has plenty of stupidity and drama that we have come to expect from professional sports and fans who are delusional and annoying drunks – our brethren.
Jebus, save me.
http://i.imgur.com/SnaNI5a.jpg
wish it was higher resolution, but here we go, seem’s mostly everyone’s clocked out,
I’m still in and out.
So to speak.
Just can’t look at cards anymore tonight.
Such detail. Me gusta.
I had to let the computer idle so I’m on my phone and can’t really contribute the same. But I’m still here trying to write and gorging on popcorn.
The fuck with that strait flush?
That was incredible.
was it a straight? I thought I had a 3
It’s Bleacher Report, but they probably put more thought into it than they do for their actual reporting. I figure it’s at least a good start to a proper offseason investigation.
50. Leslee Holliday
49. Leigh Williams
48. Savanna Sweetland
47. Maria Hanslovan
46. Misty May-Treanor
45. Kristen Posey
44. Danyll Gammon
43. Jessica Cox
42. Jennifer Utley
41. Heidi Hamels
40. Kristin Travis
39. Aubree Gerardi
38. Julianna Zobrist
37. Jalynne Dantzscher
36. Selma Alameri
35. Stephenie LaGrossa
34. Lindsay Clubine
33. Missy Coles
32. Ana Sanchez
31. Emily Greinke
30. Juliana Ramirez
29. Michelle Damon
28. Torrie Wilson
27. Kayla Varner
26. Susannah Moreland
25. Aura Avila
24. Dallas Latos
23. Molly Beers
22. Michelle Phalen
21. Amber Seyer
20. Windy Pagan
19. Jen Lopez
18. Krystle Campbell
17. Lisa Dergan
16. Joanna Garcia
15. Amanda McCarthy
14. Lauren Anderson
13. Audris Rijo
12. Marikym Hervieux
11. Kim DeJesus
10. Paige Brendel
9. Alejandra Tejada
8. Jaime Edmondson
7. Rima Fakih
6. Brittany Binger
5. Diana Roberts
4. Brooke Sorenson
3. Larisa Fraser
2. Kate Upton
1. Hannah Davis
23. Molly Beers
I will never not find her name funny
She seems like one to take that in good humor.
No offense to Hannah Jeter, but she’s currently DQed for being pregnant as spring training begins.
From summer 2015:
Since it was brought up, the queen of baseball WAGs
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Baseball season!
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Didja get the poker instructions?
Liquor in the front?
Poker in the rear!
MARCO!
Trying man, I’m logged in, can’t find the club.
faqs say “find the home game tabs”
any thing short of giant neon lights, i’m lost
Go to the three dots in the main lobby that say “More”. Home Games will pop up. Click on that.
thank you balls. i’ve applied.
I honest to god don’t know how I get through my day to day life sometimes
Alcohol?
certainly doesn’t hurt
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I hear she’s nice.
I totally don’t know who this is.
reverse google image shows…..
long hair. that’s literally all it says.
Paranoid? Me? Nah …
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Oops. Full size. https://gfycat.com/WeeRewardingHousefly
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Reenacting Archer is harder than it looks.
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SERPENTINE, BABOU
I hate that almost sneeze feeling…..
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/she cums
Fox-eared asshole.
That’s not Cutler, is it?
Brrrr. Nipply out.
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Also, I agree, moose you are doing god’s work tonight my friend:
that’s good hustle
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Great sound
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You call that a knife?
http://s15.postimg.org/4u3qdv6kr/Abigail_Ratchford.jpg
Also, you guys keep mentioning a poker game, I’d love to join in,
my totally legit email is: [email protected]
also, if someone tries to send me a goatse, I will find you
We created a DFO Poker Club on PokerStars. You would need to
1) download the software
2) create an acccount (as close to your DFO name as possible)
3) Join the DFO Poker Club
You in?
Also, it’s only for play money, so no worries on that. The club ID is 2103481 and the Invitation Code is “National Disgrace”
We’re testing it out before making it public, but so far everything is good. We want to do a DFO Poker Tourney during the offseason.
I’ll give it a shot.
How was the goatse?
a bit gamey.