TGISF…aka “El Béisbol Vuelve….Sort of…” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - February 24, 2017February 23, 2017

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That’s right sports fans. Baseball is back. Sort of.

MLB Spring Training is in full swing and exhibition games get going this weekend.

Moreover, by the time you’re reading this on Friday I will already be back home, hopefully at least a little drunk, after having watched some (hopefully good) college baseball live and in person n junk earlier this afternoon.

This is from last year, but who really cares?

Home Opener 2DAY!!!!!!

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Kinda Random Weirdness

When I did the prerequisite googling of “Sexy Baseball” for this post, this video came up. I don’t know what it is or why it exists, but I couldn’t not watch it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuaYHXeniGk

Also, it’s possible I may now search Google Play for this game. We’ll see.

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Sports NOT Called Baseball

The NHL is getting interesting. At least for me. The Caps and Pens appear ready to duel to the finish. Dammit. And hey, ‘member when the Avalanche were good? Meh, terrible hockey is a small price to pay for legal weed I suppose.

NHL Friday Slate

The most interesting thing about the NBA I found this week was this list of the allegedly greatest 50 NBA players in history. LeBron #2? M’Kay. Also, in the NBA All-Star game the West topped the East in a defensive struggle….192-182 is your final.

NBA Friday Slate

College basketball is slowly but surely limping towards March. Meh. Suck it, Duke. Also, ‘Cuse….you can’t have the “Cardiac” name descriptor. That name’s already been taken.

Still lotsa games to be played before March Madness starts in 3 weeks.

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Baseball Sexy

That’s Sara Jean up there on that banner image, btw. And while this is NOT going to devolve into yet another Sara Jean Underwood worship post (no promises in future weeks, however), she does have a few good baseball themed photos, and I’d be remiss if I failed to include them.

Shin guards are almost as good as boots…almost.

Yep, Sara Jean.

Now, non-Sara Jean Baseball Sexy….

Hows about one more Sara Jean to round things out?

Sexy Baseball Boyz (for some reason)

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This week’s tWBS original will come as no suprise. It’s Baseball.

Just moments after hitting a game winning HR vs UVa, #10 Joe Dunand (ARod’s nephew….no shit) gets an impromptu shower at home plate. From not quite 2 years ago….

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Have a good weekend, folks.

Love ya’s.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.

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Horatio Cornblower

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February 24, 2017 11:19 pm

Gentlemen. And I say that knowing CVB has deserted us for the off season and possibly forever,

I am FUBAR.

Here’s how the night went. My wife, who is a fucking all-star, planned a catered party for tonight. The party was essentially for one friend of ours who does a shit-ton of free work for a bunch of us. Give or take 8-10 free beers,’

Anyhoo, the caterer thought the party was tomorrow, which, no, (and she’s a huge stoner), so no food showed up and we wound up ordering pizza, (which showed up so late my 16 year old daughter was independently contemplating murder), so we ate the pizza and, at least the males, drank a shit-ton of high-octane beer, and then we went to some puzzle solving game.

I figured out the code. It was that every letter was six off from the real letter. Everyone else figured out the rest. We had an hour to save the world and we did it with 12 minutes to spare.

You’re welcome.

I am fucking hammered.

Unsurprised

Reply to Horatio Cornblower

February 24, 2017 11:20 pm

Fucking stoners

Senor Weaselo

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Reply to Horatio Cornblower

February 24, 2017 11:21 pm

Even drunk, Horatio escapes the room like no one’s business. Good fucking hustle.

Horatio Cornblower

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Reply to Senor Weaselo

February 24, 2017 11:35 pm

I fucking wrecked that code. While hammered. And literally nothing else. W/o anyone else I would have sat in the corner knowing the code and chewing on puzzle pieces.

And now to chug water and aspirin while cruising Netflix.

Also I went 6-1 playing pool after saving the world.

You fuckers owe me,