Offseason Quotables: Road to the Final Four (Submissions)

Lemme guess – your bracket is busted and you absolutely hate at least one team going to the final four? If not, eat one. Just be quiet and start thinking about how you’re going to use your bracket pool earning because you’re in an elite group and you know how this country feels about the elite.

As it were, I’m in a bracket pool with all Arizona homers so I’m still competitive.

Wait. Stop.

See how those words made up a sentence that you didn’t care about? Heed that lesson. No one cares about your busted bracket either.

A couple weeks ago I went to the indian casino with my buddy for some blackjack. Dude at our table was about the most annoying/useless savant ever. He couldn’t count cards or foresee what would come if you hit…but he could explain how the hands would have been going if that couple hadn’t stepped away from the table 15 minutes ago. He was terrible. Don’t be him re: your bracket (especially when it’s online and everyone in your group can see how you did).

Yeah — so here’s your pre-FF Offseason Quotables.