Your “Vegas Baby!” Monday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob

Beerguyrob

A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
Beerguyrob

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Like the Hall of Fame, this really should have happened while Ken Stabler was alive.

Imagine the marketing!

NFL News, non-Raiders:

  • Trevone Boykin makes this week’s Crimebeat! with an arrest while being a passenger in a car accident.
    • Oof –  marijuana possession and public intoxication.
      • this follows missing the Alamo Bowl while at TCU because he punched a cop.
    • What is it about backing up Russell Wilson that drives Seahawks QBs to immolate their careers?
  • On the heels of this comes the INSANE rumour that the Seahawks are considering Colin Kaepernick should they decide to cut bait on Boykin.

NFL News, Raiders:

  • The vote was 31-1.
    • Any idea why the Dolphins would vote no?
      • officially, “Stephen Ross expressed public disappointment about the move Sunday to the Bay Area News Group, comparing an NFL team to a utility”, but that doesn’t answer my question.
    • Apparently, according to Florio, $400 million in savings & concessions mysteriously appeared in the last 24 hours before the vote.
  • They will play in Oakland for 2017 & 2018, having secured two one-year leases.
    • Bowl-cut left open the possibility of playing there in 2019, but as revenues decline the team might become the NFL’s “Bingo Long Travelling All-Stars”.

  • Proving he just doesn’t get it, Mark Davis said:

“First off, I wouldn’t use the term ‘lame duck,'” he said. “We’re still the Oakland Raiders, and we are the Raiders, we represent the Raider Nation. As I said earlier, there’s going to be some disappointed fans and angry fans, and it’s going to be up to me to talk to them and let them know why, how and what has happened, and hopefully we can work things out and work together for the future.”

  • I’m guessing that future involves some kind of fire.
  • Jack Del Rio just wants to answer questions about football, dammit, not moving vans.

Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Predators at Islanders – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
    • Blackhawks at Lightning – 7:30PM | NBCSN
  • NBA:
    • Magic at Raptors – 7:30PM | TSN
    • Cavaliers at Spurs – 8:00PM | TNT
    • Pelicans at Jazz – 10:30PM | TNT / TSN
  • NCAA:
    • Women’s Regional Finals:
      • Oregon vs. Connecticut – 7:00PM | ESPN
      • Florida State vs. South Carolina – 9:00PM | ESPN
  • WWE Monday Night Raw – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360
    • the “go home” show before Wrestlemania 33 this Sunday
      • expect all the participants to show up, but do nothing
Beerguyrob
Beerguyrob
A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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JustStopDude
JustStopDude

“So JSD…I think we got off on the wrong foot last night and we need….”

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Can’t sleep

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I told you to make it bigger!

Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

How big of a mirror do you need?

ballsofsteelandfury

That is a great fucking movie!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Poker?

ballsofsteelandfury

Don’t even know’er!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You started this shit. Get your ass (and balls) in the poker room with Ayo and Brock

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brocky
Brocky

serves me right, trying to be fancy, fucking hyperlink what was supposed to be embedded…

http://images.techtimes.com/data/images/full/84676/screen-shot-2015-05-19-at-12-06-34-pm-png.png?w=760

Brocky

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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ballsofsteelandfury

I’m pretty sure that’s what her real vagina actually looks like.

Brocky

that’s funny and mean

probably also true

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

you CAN SEE IT ON THE INTERNET. not TRUE, BUT GO WITH IT.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Brocky

Dang, that’s an old one.

pretty sure I first saw it on myspace

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I prefer the original:

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Brocky
Brocky

sorry, just can’t see that picture without think of this comic

Brocky

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Brocky

I am intensely bothered by the amount of effort that apparently went into this

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brocky

I don’t remember that wrestling match…

Brocky
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brocky

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Brocky

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Pro tip; DON’T DO A SEARCH FOR MOUTHEYES GIF WITH THE SAFESEARCH OFF.

http://68.media.tumblr.com/558dc828f9346740de01f6f0d9391bfd/tumblr_omwz72Zgo51tdhimpo1_500.gif

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Brocky

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Brocky

Okay i’ll admit, that’s a new one

Brocky

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BrettFavresColonoscopy
Brocky

More fish for Kunta

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

One of the better episodes…….

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Whipped cream or mashed potatoes?

Brocky

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Damn good point. I was looking for a preference for butt SMASH…… but this works.

Brocky

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Dear lord

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

http://68.media.tumblr.com/ae881ab6d36f19f856a0feef840f7fc3/tumblr_oe4lomRohj1snmmclo1_500.gif

There is this with the whole face, but I can’t find it now. DAMN IT!!

Brocky

this gif makes me uncomfortable…

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yeah, I’m turned on too. Don’t be so….. hard on yourself.

Brocky

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Anyone need a ride home from Denver International Airport? I just landed, have a car, and could use the karma points.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

There has got to be a good BrettFavresColonoscopy whore joke here, but I’m just not….. feeling it.

Sorry man.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Brocky

hey guys, hey guys…

Guess what week it is!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

or?

28 Mar, 1979 – Three Mile Island Nuclear Generating Station
28th March, 1979 : Radiation is released at Three Mile Island Nuclear Generating Station when a cooling plant malfunction releases radioactive steam and radiation near Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, The authorities declare a general emergency but did not inform the public until five hours after the gas escaped. A study in 2002 found that incidences of cancer in the area were not significantly higher than elsewhere. This is still considered the worst nuclear incident in US history, but it should be remembered no deaths were attributed to the disaster.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

28 Mar, 1933 – U.S.A. Wet and Dry Rally
28th March, 1933 : A wet and dry rally and parade took place. Both supporters of alcohol and supporters of dry laws attended this event, which occurred in Oklahoma. On the same day, further debate took place regarding the legalization of pari-mutuel horse-betting systems. No decision has yet been made regarding this issue, even though proposals towards legalizing this form of gambling were made two weeks beforehand.

Brocky

they should have settled that in a match, at…. an event

at combat one, ufc, maybe wrestling.

remember beatlemania? like a wrestling version of that

Brick Meathook
Brick Meathook

IT’S GONNA GET WEIRD
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There’s a Santa Ana blowing in Los Angeles. WEIRD
All the L.A. freeways were empty at 6:00 PM. WEIRD
All sorts of weird things are gappening. SUPER WEIRD.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ballsofsteelandfury

Yeah, WTF with no traffic today? That freaked me the fuck out.

Brocky

how the fuck you doing boys?

I want this comment to have the same number of likes as the number of hookers Craig James allegedly killed in college

Brocky

good work gents

Don T

With a shitload of bus maps and “Get Off Your Ass” posters, anyone can be a private social work contractor.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

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Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I forgot to add the obligatory “Angelina Jolie is a shit actress and her performance was a joke in an already stupid as fuck movie.”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I actually didn’t find Tomb Raider to be particularly objectionable.

Brocky

Video game movies are inherently dumb. they did well with that one.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

You learn all sorts of shit on reddit, like that these tits exist.
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Mr. Ayo
Mr. Ayo

This pleases Mr. Ayo.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

https://deadspin.com/jim-harbaugh-is-passionate-about-securing-legal-represe-1793676248

Jim Harbaugh cares more about poor people not having access to justice than 90% of the lawyers I know. I should be clear: Most lawyers I know don’t give A FUCK about this. Because most lawyers are selfish, despicable pieces of shit and I got into the wrong profession.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

I’m a masochist for listening to This American Life, but it’s fucking hilarious to think that Ira Glass has any testosterone at all. Speaking of which, mine is on the low end of normal, which I imagine would lead Sill to demand I immediately seek a second opinion and jack up my T. I’m … Eh.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van
Marc Trestmans Windowless Van