25 Questions About…..

shaving your genitals. Let me back up for a second.

On last week’s AFL Beat, I may or may not have mentioned that I would shave my balls early if the Geelong Cats lost to the Gold Coast Suns.

As you may have surmised,  even though I didn’t do an AFL Beat this week and THERE IS A PERFECTLY GOOD EXPLANATION FOR THAT,  the Cats lost. By 25.

So,  I had to take care of business early.  You may have…. questions.

1- Am I the only one that shaves his balls regularly?

2- Do you know that there is that cream available that makes your head shiny if you’re bald?

3- How much money could I make if I invented one for balls?

4- I mean,  who can turn down a shiny sack?

5- Wouldn’t that be a great example of the carpet matching the drapes?

6- Or would that be a case of the VCT matching the Venetian blinds?

7- Was that too obscure of a construction reference?

8- At least,  once you shave,  you don’t have to worry about smelling like cuy, right?

9- Was that too obscure of an Archer reference?

10- Do you,  like me,  hesitate to shave in the shower because you miss spots?

11- Why don’t those fucking shower mirrors EVER WORK?!?

12- Would you ever use a mirror to help you shave your balls or would you go by feel?

13- Wouldn’t you be worried about catching a peek at your asshole?

14- That can’t be pretty,  can it?

15- Aren’t you happy I haven’t included any pictures in this post yet?

16- Does anyone else think Nick Miller is the best thing about New Girl?

17- Was anyone as surprised as me when I discovered on the plane back from Spain that New Girl added Megan Fox?

18- Is anyone else laughing at that subtitle like me?

19- Am I really that out of touch with TV shows?

20- Isn’t Teddy from Bob’s Burgers the absolute best?

21- There is no way in hell Teddy shaves his balls,  right?

22- Aren’t you proud of me that I made it this far and I haven’t done anything to piss DTZM off?

23- Or HAVE I?

24- You know if I get kicked out,  tWBS takes over these and they get WAY dirtier,  right?

25- You’d probably like that,  wouldn’t you?