[DFO] Archives: Quotables (Results)

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As DFO Throwback Week continues, the black and white gifs led to some black and blue comments.  Eh, I got nothing. Take it away, winners!

 

“Rare archival footage of Trent Green’s grandfather.” -Unsurprised
“Based on the modern NFL definition of a catch, this would have been incomplete.” -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
“I haven’t seen an NFC East receiver collapse in such a gigantic pile of white powder since the night Michael Irvin got named to the All-Pro team.” -Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
“‘I told him to do that.’ – Monty Burns” –SonOfSpam
“There is no foul on the play, as there was no blood drawn.” -Senor Weaselo
“…and Simpson knifes through the gap, slashes right, and gallops his way through traffic like some sort of bronco. Also, here’s a video of him playing football.” -JerBear50
“That Gifford, down on his luck as he may be, is always able to bounce back and take off the next day. He’s a big favorite on the airlines.” -BrettFavresColonoscopy
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blaxabbath
I sat on a jury years ago, 2nd degree attempted murder case. One day the defendant wore sneakers with his suit to court. It was that day I knew he was guilty.
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Unsurprised

Album as captioned by me: https://gfycat.com/@unsurprised/dfo_quotables_28201729_e28093_july_28

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blaxabbath

Can we get a [DFO] watermark on these? That way NFL Memes will know where they have to put their watermark.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh, these are GREAT. We are really going to have to step up our game during the season with these in play.

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Unsurprised

Testing out my new mad skillz

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I’ll do more when I get home.

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laserguru

/presses “like” button.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

*Imaginary

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Did anybody else’s login just freak the fuck out?

No? FINE.

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Wakezilla

My god these are glorious.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I guess the decision on best quotables was…

/puts on sunglasses

…black and white

YEEEEEAAAAAAAHH

:shows self out:

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litre_cola

I cant like this but I do. I promise I do!!

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Unsurprised

These are all excellent.

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