2017 Quotables – Week 3 (Submissions)

Lotta “showing unity” gifs this week but, really, how much can we make fun of that? But if you got one in the chamber for such displays of patriotism/terorrism (YRMV), I’m sure you can shoehorn it in.

But before we get to Quotables, here are your Power Rankings update:

Last week (Week 3):
Top 5: PIT, KC, NE, ATL, OAK
Bottom 5: IND, SF, CLE, CHI, CIN

This week (Week 4):
Top 5: KC, NE, ATL, DET, TEN
Bottom 5: SF, CLE, CIN, LAC, MIA

Mind you, the Jets aren’t even in these rankings because they are actively tanking — and, in true JEST fashion, even fucking that up with a win over Miami — so the Meadowlands houses two of the worst teams in the league while Los Angeles has a team in the Rams who are…..interesting. Still, you know, parity.

So, enough about overpaid millionaires who couldn’t possibly know anything about oppression (though I can imagine that’s the first thing they experience when they see how much in taxes comes out of paychecks that large), onto Quotables!