The curse of posting previews too soon is now creeping across the nation. The worldwide leader reports that Jets Genoceptor namesake, Geno Smith, will be out 6 to 10 weeks with a fractured jaw after taking a “sucker punch” from second year linebacker Ikemefuna Enemkpali. I may have mixed up his first and last names but it’s not gonna matter as he’s already been cut.
With Ryan Lindley off the FA market, first year coach Todd Bowles will surely be looking for new back up options to stabilize the Fitzpatrick/Bryce Petty/To Be Named Later Jets 2015 Three Headed QB Monster.
From the Jets team preview:
Prediction:
Two possibilities here:
1) Defense and run game compensate for deficiencies in QB to a respectable record (Jets 2009 – 2010); or
2) QB cripples team; misery abounds for Jets fans [but that generally is always the case], rest of NFL laughs heartily [which is also generally always the case] (Jets 2011 – 2014)
IMO you dont throw with your jaw. Pussy.
Matt Flynn got cut by the Greatriots, so he would actually be a smart pickup for the Jets.
So Geno’s new nickname is Jaw? No. now, correct?
Free consultation? No, money down!
Oh now why won’t they let Tim Tebow try out to play for two teams. Or a woman of color.
It’s great to see that the Jets are in mid-season form already.
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Whatever, piximus.net, we didn’t want to use your stupid image anyway.
It showed up for me. But since missing images were brought up. If you aren’t logged in many/most of the images in the posts don’t show up. Just letting you know.
For me it had hotlinked over to a Piximus.net logo, so I just went in and replaced it with the same image from somewhere else.
Thanks for that. Stupid Piximus.
I assume Piximus is Megatron’s evil, picture blocking brother?
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Does Feel Seems have any more shitty QB sons???
“Out on a limb here, but past experience tells me that this friendly fire incident is going to be spun into some sort of positive by the powers that be.”
-Pat Tillman
You are a bad person and I am glad that you’re here.
+ one bridge
I needed that joke like I needed three closely grouped holes in the head.
God damn…
I want to feel bad for the Jets and Geno Smith, I mean if this happened to any other team I wouldnt have such a shit eating grin right now.
But fuck’em.
And yes I am aware that the Dolphins will probably piss away yet another important game against that perennially shitty team.
You’d have to change your underwear and have a cigarette if it were Brady. Hell, just the thought of him getting decked has me at half-mast already.
Seen on Twitter:
Sex Cannon might sign with the Jets! !
WHY COULDN’T THIS HAVE HAPPENED LAST YEAR???
If it happens, I saw we absolutely bring back Sex Cannon posts. I don’t care that it was an old KSKharacter. Sex Cannon needs to live again.
“Fuck it,
I’m going deep!-2015 Jets
Just got set up over here.
Watch out, New York. Joe Namath ain’t got nothing on Sexy Rexy.
Any one from the Arena League (even if they’re a bit older) could be that 3rd stringer.
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They’re going to bring in Lindley after he’s been cut by the Patriots next week. It’s the Jets thing to do.
That is so sad because it is so true.
The Pats just cut Matt Flynn, or so I read somewhere, so there’s that.