World Gawne Mad – Wednesday Night Open Thread/Play-In Game Fever!

We know you didn’t get enough play-in goodness last night?  How could you possibly?  You want MOAR, and MOAR you shall receive.  HBCUs and teh matchup zone, oh my!

#16(W) North Carolina Central (+5.5, +220) v. Texas Southern (6:40, truTV)

I wonder if Jim Nantz will call tonight’s game, and do his shallow “white guilt” routine again, about how often two historically black schools end up here (but they get a chance at a win!  Awwww!)  But let’s get woke – these squadrons ain’t the Hampton side that upset Iowa State in 2001 (God, that was awesome) or the uber-cool Norfolk State bunch (“we don’t drink, we don’t smoke…nor-FOLK….nor-FOLK”) who took out Mizzou in 2012.  They got 15 seeds for good reason.  Flash forward to present times, where Mike Davis’ crew started this season 0-13 and is the favourite tonight.  Let that sink in.  Central’s coach is cool, so I bet a little on him.

#11(MW) Syracuse (+2, +109) v. Arizona State (9:10, truTV)

Again, the PAC 12 entrant provides the eye candy.  Are you surprised?  Disappointed?  Didn’t think so.  Also, you have to fit them in whilst you can, they tend not to linger in the contest, competitively speaking.  Neither of these sides have any business being here at all, but one suspects Syracuse’s vast experience at being undead/prematurely buried will carry the day against Sparky.  Over/under on Boeheim nose picks (on-camera): 3.5.

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Reclusive, vulgar Broncos fan. Also a proud fookin' Evertonian. Likely dropped on my head repeatedly as a small child. [Insert George Carlin quote followed by thoughtful nod.]
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Ah shit… Demolition Man is on. Now I gotta go to Taco Bell with Sandra Bullock.

OK, that’s probably not as bad as it sounds. She’s still pretty fucking hot.

But Nachos Bell Grande???????

theeWeeBabySeamus

Say what you will about him. Yes he was fucked in the head. But not of his own doing.
Was he a pedophile? I don’t think he was if I’m being honest. I think he was just a child trapped in an adult’s body, and that turned into some very weird shit.

But in spite of all of that weird shady shit, the man was probably the most talented musician of our era.

He’s been dead for nearly nine years. Can you believe that shit?

Night folks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi_XLOBDo_Y

Mr. Ayo

No idea if he was or not, but that’s a great song. And this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_D3VFfhvs4

theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, I need some sleep. So only two more…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6QZn9xiuOE

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus

Tractor trailers should be outlawed.
(google it)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmhoOp2fUzg

Mr. Ayo

That’s what you get for trying to work for free. smgdh

theeWeeBabySeamus

Big time.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hey, remember that day I got shot?
That kinda sucked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhfWiU8wGCc

Mr. Ayo
theeWeeBabySeamus

INORITE?????

– J. Morrison

Mr. Ayo

Dammit.
/starts Doors marathon
//imbibes illicit substances
///dick joke

theeWeeBabySeamus

Sorry…I’m not doing Cobain, Hendrix or Morrison.
Too easy.

But here, have some Left Eye….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WEtxJ4-sh4

theeWeeBabySeamus

Anybody into skiing into trees?
She’s dead too, right? Oh, all the plastic surgery fooled me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwB8ph7VAXw

theeWeeBabySeamus

If I could meet one person who is no longer with us, it very well might be her.
She was….well, let’s say she was special. Good girl, she burned out too soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOTEDnQ4Fvk

Mr. Ayo

She’s right up your alley. Well, except for the dead thing. I wouldn’t want to suggest you’re into necrophilia or anything.

theeWeeBabySeamus

You settle down over there.
She was a good girl.

theeWeeBabySeamus

This plane is structurally sound, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO1rMeYnOmM

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus

Anybody got a sandwich?
(sorry, now I’m just being a smartass I guess)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_jk9ZX1zrU

theeWeeBabySeamus

Fuck You Bonham. I’m dead too, remember????
– K. Moon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q

theeWeeBabySeamus
Unsurprised

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I think I know that girl.

Unsurprised

Nope.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehehehe….let’s hope not.

Mr. Ayo

Is this another 3 way story?

Beerguyrob

Dead singers? Well, I’m too lazy to go back to page 1 to see if he’s posted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZBQjTF_Hpk

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Happy birthday!

Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

It’s the great hustle bike!

Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo

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JustStopDude

I thought Netflix was the worst at just green lighting anything that came their way…but these TruTV show commercials make me think we could get a pilot and at least a three season deal just on the dramatization of our comment threads.

BrettFavresColonoscopy
theeWeeBabySeamus

OK, enough dead singers I guess.
I’ll stop. I need to go eat dinner and do some writing anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlKJiZ8ymM4

theeWeeBabySeamus

Meh fuck it…one more.
(jeebus no good versions of I would Die 4 u??? Really???)
((multiple edits and this is what you’re left with…sorry, not my fault))

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rblt2EtFfC4

BrettFavresColonoscopy

What time zone do you think you’re in?

theeWeeBabySeamus

I never eat until close to midnight.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You’re like a reverse gremlin

theeWeeBabySeamus

Holy shit. You’re right.

And all this time I’ve been afraid of getting wet. But I should have been afraid of being too dry.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Just use more lube.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“That’s why I left him.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Time to wake up the gimps.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

Syracuse is definitely going to the Elite Eight, at worst. Ugh.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

No, they’re not.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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blaxabbath

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Fuck you assholes. This shit isn’t funny.
I’M STILL FUCKING DEAD!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nco_kh8xJDs

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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blaxabbath

You guys see crying ASU kid?!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

did he just find out his coed girlfriend does Porn?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Different reaction.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Sad Sun Devils are sad.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

Dead Music. INXS should have been U2 in popularity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLm3Khusq_8

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I don’t know; there was a while there where you couldn’t get away from them; bars/clubs, radio, MTV….. ooof, that was a while ago.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They just didn’t hang around.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

In 7th grade English I chose that song as one to interpret the lyrics to. I did not get a good grade on that assignment.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Maryland’s season was bad.

Unsurprised

“Somebody save me from the wee turtles!”

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hey guys!!!! I’m dead too!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXaL6BdMB3U

Spur

The Irish are meant to be dead by 35 from cirrhosis of the liver. Just like the Lord intended.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Justice needs a punch in the dick just like his piece of shit coach.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That would be…..justice done.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Bobby Hurley’s anus just exploded.

Spur

Sorry. He acted like a bottom – Aaron Rodgers

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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I tol’ him so!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Another great song by another dead guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySzrJ4GRF7s

Spur
Spur

One of few Police songs i like. It’s like the real Police, i hate their guts but deep down i know their all not that bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz0DFefft2E

theeWeeBabySeamus

Pioneers in music.
No shit.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Sound good on new Pioneer speakers.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hehehehehe

theeWeeBabySeamus

Jeebus ‘Cuse.
U gon’ make scotchy kill heself you keep this up.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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I still have not adapted to it yet.

blaxabbath

Why you gotta ass so damn bad ‘Cuse?

Spur

Fuck Carmelo! Lin was better!

blaxabbath

AI would be MVP of this game.

Spur
litre_cola
Spur

Dax Shepard. What unholy ritual allowed Dax Shepard to walk the Earth?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I have no strong opinion on him in either direction; but I assure you that this cat does.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I actually like this version.

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Senor Weaselo

So I’ve been putting off arrangements of songs. For my friend’s wedding. Next Saturday. Including this (recessional).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60iwmyhV8pQ

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Needs more cow bell.

*Maybe not.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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