We know you didn’t get enough play-in goodness last night? How could you possibly? You want MOAR, and MOAR you shall receive. HBCUs and teh matchup zone, oh my!
#16(W) North Carolina Central (+5.5, +220) v. Texas Southern (6:40, truTV)
I wonder if Jim Nantz will call tonight’s game, and do his shallow “white guilt” routine again, about how often two historically black schools end up here (but they get a chance at a win! Awwww!) But let’s get woke – these squadrons ain’t the Hampton side that upset Iowa State in 2001 (God, that was awesome) or the uber-cool Norfolk State bunch (“we don’t drink, we don’t smoke…nor-FOLK….nor-FOLK”) who took out Mizzou in 2012. They got 15 seeds for good reason. Flash forward to present times, where Mike Davis’ crew started this season 0-13 and is the favourite tonight. Let that sink in. Central’s coach is cool, so I bet a little on him.
#11(MW) Syracuse (+2, +109) v. Arizona State (9:10, truTV)
Again, the PAC 12 entrant provides the eye candy. Are you surprised? Disappointed? Didn’t think so. Also, you have to fit them in whilst you can, they tend not to linger in the contest, competitively speaking. Neither of these sides have any business being here at all, but one suspects Syracuse’s vast experience at being undead/prematurely buried will carry the day against Sparky. Over/under on Boeheim nose picks (on-camera): 3.5.
Ah shit… Demolition Man is on. Now I gotta go to Taco Bell with Sandra Bullock.
OK, that’s probably not as bad as it sounds. She’s still pretty fucking hot.
But Nachos Bell Grande???????
Say what you will about him. Yes he was fucked in the head. But not of his own doing.
Was he a pedophile? I don’t think he was if I’m being honest. I think he was just a child trapped in an adult’s body, and that turned into some very weird shit.
But in spite of all of that weird shady shit, the man was probably the most talented musician of our era.
He’s been dead for nearly nine years. Can you believe that shit?
Night folks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi_XLOBDo_Y
No idea if he was or not, but that’s a great song. And this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_D3VFfhvs4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jF7vmR535E
OK, I need some sleep. So only two more…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6QZn9xiuOE
Use condoms, ppl!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue7gZnVAcVA
Tractor trailers should be outlawed.
(google it)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmhoOp2fUzg
That’s what you get for trying to work for free. smgdh
Big time.
Hey, remember that day I got shot?
That kinda sucked.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhfWiU8wGCc
BAN BATHTUBS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JWTaaS7LdU
INORITE?????
– J. Morrison
Dammit.
/starts Doors marathon
//imbibes illicit substances
///dick joke
Sorry…I’m not doing Cobain, Hendrix or Morrison.
Too easy.
But here, have some Left Eye….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WEtxJ4-sh4
Anybody into skiing into trees?
She’s dead too, right? Oh, all the plastic surgery fooled me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwB8ph7VAXw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uG2gYE5KOs
If I could meet one person who is no longer with us, it very well might be her.
She was….well, let’s say she was special. Good girl, she burned out too soon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOTEDnQ4Fvk
She’s right up your alley. Well, except for the dead thing. I wouldn’t want to suggest you’re into necrophilia or anything.
You settle down over there.
She was a good girl.
This plane is structurally sound, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO1rMeYnOmM
Oh yeah, totally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eq9FCBatl3A
Anybody got a sandwich?
(sorry, now I’m just being a smartass I guess)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_jk9ZX1zrU
Fuck You Bonham. I’m dead too, remember????
– K. Moon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q
Someone mention dead?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwIPiw4_Ba8
I think I know that girl.
…
Nope.
Hehehehe….let’s hope not.
Is this another 3 way story?
Dead singers? Well, I’m too lazy to go back to page 1 to see if he’s posted.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZBQjTF_Hpk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8ai1LctwIQ&ab_channel=JoeEmery
Happy birthday!
It’s the great hustle bike!
I thought Netflix was the worst at just green lighting anything that came their way…but these TruTV show commercials make me think we could get a pilot and at least a three season deal just on the dramatization of our comment threads.
In honor of tWBS’s theme:
https://youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=XUFfeTjuPeg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6pPLeXsd9A
OK, enough dead singers I guess.
I’ll stop. I need to go eat dinner and do some writing anyway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlKJiZ8ymM4
Meh fuck it…one more.
(jeebus no good versions of I would Die 4 u??? Really???)
((multiple edits and this is what you’re left with…sorry, not my fault))
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rblt2EtFfC4
What time zone do you think you’re in?
I never eat until close to midnight.
You’re like a reverse gremlin
Holy shit. You’re right.
And all this time I’ve been afraid of getting wet. But I should have been afraid of being too dry.
Just use more lube.
“That’s why I left him.”
Time to wake up the gimps.
Yep, dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGftIcp2SC0
Syracuse is definitely going to the Elite Eight, at worst. Ugh.
No, they’re not.
Fuck you assholes. This shit isn’t funny.
I’M STILL FUCKING DEAD!!!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nco_kh8xJDs
You guys see crying ASU kid?!
did he just find out his coed girlfriend does Porn?
Different reaction.
Sad Sun Devils are sad.
Dead Music. INXS should have been U2 in popularity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLm3Khusq_8
I don’t know; there was a while there where you couldn’t get away from them; bars/clubs, radio, MTV….. ooof, that was a while ago.
They just didn’t hang around.
In 7th grade English I chose that song as one to interpret the lyrics to. I did not get a good grade on that assignment.
Maryland’s season was bad.
“Somebody save me from the wee turtles!”
Hey guys!!!! I’m dead too!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXaL6BdMB3U
The Irish are meant to be dead by 35 from cirrhosis of the liver. Just like the Lord intended.
Justice needs a punch in the dick just like his piece of shit coach.
That would be…..justice done.
Bobby Hurley’s anus just exploded.
Sorry. He acted like a bottom – Aaron Rodgers
I tol’ him so!
Another great song by another dead guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySzrJ4GRF7s
do covers count?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuUDRU9-HRk
if not this is my pick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlvtEbiseRc
One of few Police songs i like. It’s like the real Police, i hate their guts but deep down i know their all not that bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fz0DFefft2E
Pioneers in music.
No shit.
Sound good on new Pioneer speakers.
Hehehehehe
Jeebus ‘Cuse.
U gon’ make scotchy kill heself you keep this up.
I still have not adapted to it yet.
Why you gotta ass so damn bad ‘Cuse?
Fuck Carmelo! Lin was better!
AI would be MVP of this game.
the 70’s looked fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_2D8Eo15wE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU1VfYYKMDk
Dax Shepard. What unholy ritual allowed Dax Shepard to walk the Earth?
I have no strong opinion on him in either direction; but I assure you that this cat does.
I actually like this version.
So I’ve been putting off arrangements of songs. For my friend’s wedding. Next Saturday. Including this (recessional).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60iwmyhV8pQ
Needs more cow bell.
*Maybe not.