A Selection Of Phrases From Recent Posts That Would Make Good Excerpts From Snooty Wine Tasting Notes

“…arbitrary and sanctimonius…”

“…a long way down from the unrelenting quality of…”

“…this two-year vet that’s just aching to blossom…”

“…its transient, opaque identity…”

“…the juggernaut that was the 1994…”

“…sometimes, geography was the science…”

“…dark, foreboding, and imposing…”

“…ranked really, really, high, and I can’t quite figure out why…”

“…scorched brussels sprouts…”

“…outright olfactory torture…”

“…the final round brought plenty of unexpected surprises…”

“…just a taste of what you’ll be seeing this year…”

“…significant change in seasonal weather extremes…”

“…I was nostalgically transported back to a more innocent time in my life…”

“…a rich panoply of reds…”

“…needs to get their legion of young players out of the cellar…”

“…you need to pace yourself and keep track of your consumption, because you could easily destroy this entire thing singlehandedly and live to regret it…”