Yeah, some signals got crossed. So there’s not going to be much here.
Sorry, not sorry.
But that’s good because you don’t want me to get to talking about Jaime Pressly again. OR DO YOU??????
Oh dammit, I forgot to call her earlier. No wonder women hate me.
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Cincy at Buffalo
Nobody cares but Redshirt . And I’m not even sure he does anymore.
As I type this, Cincy is already up 14-0 late in teh 1st qtr. Talk about it here…though I have no idea why you’d want to.
Imma go drink now.
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If mid30s is too early to give up on work, when isn’t? Late 30s?
Like give up on actually giving a shit?
Late 20s.
Scotchy’s night thread should be up momentarily, btw.
So, has Jim Caldwell passed the lampshade on to Steven Wilks?
Well done.
Netflix seems to have accessed my pornhub viewing history, because I’m getting a lot of girl on girl action recommendations.
Wanna pass those on there, buddy?
Something called “Girl Trash.” I’ve been down this road before though, chief, and the acting is probably better on the ‘hub.
Also, something called “Liberty’s Secret.” And something called “Disobedience.” Also, after further examination this is Amazon, not Netflix.
/signs onto Amazon
They have a lot of squirting videos.
This seems more suitable for a “shower” video.
You have R. Kelly’s attention.
You’d think so, but this is just everything coming back down; Erin does her Kegels.
Well, these are different…… you’ll be sync’ing your menstrual cycle to Nexflix soon.
*Could also be your minstrel cycle
I request, nae, DEMAND Jaime Pressly Fridays.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAtX4c9uw4Q#t=1m27s
Yeah, I could look at her all day long.
I bet she smells good, too.
Is that Romo?
No.
He’s got a sweet desk job.
#404_is_fine
Went to the local Ace hardware to buy a pan. When I got to the register, they asked if I could donate my change to a local hospital/charity. I said sure!
Kind of cool they have it set up this way……
When they ask at the checkout if I’d like to donate to help veterans I say “I’m a veteran! What do I get?” I always receive a robotic “Thank you for your service” and my own change back.
Holy shit, I gotta get Hippo one of those.
mamma mia
That’s going on the reel
My wax encased feet:
That foot is touching boob, isn’t it?
Did you have a Happy ending or YMMV?
Well that game was a shit show.
Oh look! A bar.
Let’s investigate shall we?
But for the record: an edible at a ballgame was awesome.
They’re also good for cross country plane flights.
Or so I’ve heard.
ECW! ECW! ECW!
Did that last year at Yankee Stadium. Was in line for a beer when Aaron Judge hit one of his Aaron Judge home runs. I abandoned the line I had stood in for 10 minutes at the crack of the bat and I swear to Christ the ball was still going up by the time I got to the action.
I love that guy like he is my son.
Time for Sunday Redneck Visitation Pt. II to commence. My digital meat thermometer just told me the pork loin was 1775 degrees.
I think I need a new meat thermometer.
It probably meant celcius.
Wait, wouldn’t that be worse?
Where’s a Canadian when you need one?
Quit stabbing metal into your meatstick
What are we talking about?
Pam Oliver: “They weren’t going for the uncontested balls.”
(story of my life, right?)
Cincy-Buffalo is the perfect matchup to test out my new (patent pending) “canned announcing” packs. Prerecorded play by play for football games! No more overpriced announcer duos! Here’s a taste:
“And that’s another 3 and out from Bufallo.”
“Dalton incomplete to the right.”
“Another bad penalty from the Bengals defense to extend the drive.”
“Wide right.”
Buy yours today?
“Just take the pic, Seamus. Then you can return my family to me. That was the deal.”
-J.P.
I still say this guy is the Anti-Christ….
I think he looks like Heat Mizer, but that’s too much.
Holy shit, he does.
Thanks for ruining Christmas for me.
Like your family doesn’t already?
You have no idea how correct you are.
“Seamus with the great deflection!”
-Satan
Heading out to Brighton Beach (The Russian ghetto of Brooklyn) for father- in- law’s birthday. There will be about 40 courses of food that I don’t much care for and bottles of vodka, wine and cognac on the table. So I want you all to think long and hard about if I gon drank.
Well, that’s a coin flip if I ever heard of one.
I can cover at least one of those.
When you think about rb’s that can move the defensive pile, not many think of Chris Ivory. When he ain’t injured he’s a beast.
“MMhhmmmmm, I’d be defensive of my pile of ribs.”
-Andy Reid, showing signs of CTE and hunger
Seamus doing his best Gregg Olson.
Nice save, Buddy!
Which Olson?
Hated that guy as an announcer.
Peace offering?
The very definition of throw some shit against the wall and see what sticks.
Kinda my wheelhouse these days.
I guess I need to get my ass in gear starting again this Friday though.
/fakes a stroke