I’m in America this weekend – Everett Silvertips hockey Saturday night; the flexed earlier Niners-Seahawks Sunday afternoon. I have $200 cash to cover all bars. ENOUGH?
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- Rangers at Habs – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
- Leafs at Wild – 7:00PM | CBC
- Jets at Devils – 7:00PM | Sportsnet360 / City
- Golden Knights at Oilers – 10:00PM | CBC
- NBA:
- Raptors at Cavaliers – 8:00PM | TSN
- Celtics at T-wolves – 8:00PM | NBATV
- NCAA:
- Football:
- Mountain West Football Championship: Fresno State at Boise State – 7:45PM | ESPN
- ACC Football Championship: Clemson vs. Pittsburgh – 8:00PM | ABC
- Big Ten Football Championship: Northwestern vs. Ohio State – 8:00PM | FOX
- Basketball:
- Stetson at Duke – 7:00PM | ESPN2 / TSN2
- Wake Forest at Richmond – 7:30PM | NBCSN
- Cornell at Syracuse – 8:00PM | ESPNU
- Oregon at Houston – 9:00PM | ESPN2
- California at St. Mary’s (Cal.) – 10:00PM | ESPNU
- Football:
- UFC:
- Fight Night: Dos Santos vs. Tuivasa: From Adelaide, Australia
- Prefight – 7:00PM | FS1
- Prelims – 8:00PM | FS1
- Main card – 10:00PM | FS1 / TSN2
- Fight Night: Dos Santos vs. Tuivasa: From Adelaide, Australia
Big day tomorrow – Everton v Liverpool. GO TOFFEES!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0TWOWjpEnI
A couple of things:
That warmup skate is awesome
I remember Chicago inexplicably being incredible in that game, which is funny because the real life team back then was a dumpster fire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUtEB5vgXoY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM6_5EcJ790
I’m watching videos of that Russian couple with the pet cougar that was/is a runt. I’m never sure if this is a good thing or not.
If Darwin can’t solve the problem, no one can.
Idk. It would never survive in nature, but it was born in a zoo. It was never going to be in nature anyway. It seems fine and they’ve done a lot for it and walk it twice a day, but it’s still a fucking cougar living in a Russian apartment.
I’m unfamiliar with the video. I’m just rooting for the humans to get eaten.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkO7be9Dn2c
Family’s Accountant: Why did you spend so much on Tuna and small mammals this year?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrMFjcxkMo4
Wow, all of you pussies fell out early tonight.
Now who am I going to talk to??????
Jerks.
YO
Woo Hoo!!!!
I don’t usually get that kind of response from people
Sorry, did that sound gay?
Follow up question: Were you ok with that?
😛
Yes. I’ve just had a very up and down week, emotionally and every other way.
I’m drunk and at a video arcade.
Shit, now I’m jealous.
Same
It’s glorious. Full of hipsters and the ilk. I just ruined some guy’s life by whupping him at galaga.
“Glad that’s over.”
Live blog. $1 6 person draft on Draft.com. 3 of 6 teams filled….
League filled! Draft in :30. I’m in the 3 hole.
Gurley
McCaffrey
I got Saquon
Want Mahomes next…got him.
[completes Mahomes>Kielce stack]
Beattie!!
Want Manny Sanders now. #1 in Josh Hermsmeyer’s Buy Low Air Yards Model. Whatever the fuck that means.
So….
QB KC P. Mahomes @ OAK
RB1 NYG S. Barkley vs CHI
RB2 CIN J. Mixon vs DEN
WR1 KC T. Kelce @ OAK
WR2 DEN E. Sanders @ CIN
Site predictor has me as the favorite by 1.4 points.
$1 gets me $5.40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkHF_JMnB8o
Why?
A year later, still hilarious
Yes.
How would you know …
Here’s a fun gambling thing, I’ve had my best success with the NBA. Particularly betting Eastern conference and the under. The Brooklyn Nets were playing the Wizards tonight and the over was 230! They barely scored 190 combined. There’s money to be made here. Go eastern conference on eastern conference and you have a shot.
Vegas is getting hammered by the west and the over and they carried that to the eastern conference.
Don’t tell anyone. They’ll readjust the lines.
Just so everyone knows, I DONT BET NBA, so I promise I will not Mush this advice.
Can I ask fantasy shite tonight? I don’t want to pollute the thread with shit people don’t want to see.
We’re not supposed to pollute the thread with shit? Hell, that’s 73.4% of all my posts!
And 79% of my articles!
You’re both right!
Fire away sir.
ok
– fuck happened to Josh Adams today?
– David Moore vs SF or Chris Conley @ OAK? (Watkins OUT. Conley WR2 behind Hill & Kelce in peck order. Not sure about RB situation there. I remember Ware was a RB1, but suffered a BAD knee injury)
1- No idea.
2- Conley because OAK suuuuucks.
Hope that helps!
Yes, it does. Cheers!
A. Hip injury to Adams. Find someone else since Monday is too late to substitute.
2. Conley. Moore is too high variance and SF is actually good at Defensing the pass.
Fuck. My money league opponent lucked into Spencer Ware, and now this. I have AP on my bench, and there’s no one better than that on my waiver wire. Pretty sure he’s gonna tank hard this week, though. Oh well. Not the first time I’ve seen the dollar bill with wings fly off into the horizon.
Also, I have Kenneth Dixon and Ty Montgomery. Any chance Gus’ ankle is fucked enough to make TyMont relevant @ Atlanta? I’m grasping at straws now. This Spencer Ware thing has me thinking about the Cowboys kneeling at the 1 on Thursday night (I have Zeke, he had Kamara).
Yikes! Gus is going to play. I’d trust AP over Ty or Dixon. But I wouldn’t be happy about any of it.
Who is the person in the banner photo?
Wiki says … Eugen Berthold Friedrich Brecht known professionally as Bertolt Brecht, was a German theatre practitioner, playwright, and poet.
Looks like Geddy Lee with pomade.
Good answer.
I wonder if old Bertolt ever drove a red barchetta.
I guarantee he didn’t live in the Subdivisions.
Not enough Trees.
He write the original song The Doors turned into the song attached to the thread.
(runs back from NBC)
Don’tbeshittingthebed.Don’tbeshittingthebed.Don’tbeshittingthebed.Don’tbeshittingthebed.Don’tbeshittingthebed.
YES!
If you enjoy pets and uncontrollable weeping, I highly recommend “Dogs”. Now showing on Netflix.
I’M NOT CRYING I JUST SPLASHED BOURBLE IN MY EYE!!!!1!!
KEPT THEM ALIVE KEPT THEM ALIVE KEPT THEM ALIVE
I think Ray Liotta still smokes cigarettes. I don’t believe him in these commercials.
He’s still worried that Vinnie will put too many onions in the sauce.
Karen flushed all the coke. That’s all the money they had.
I think the joke is they make you fart, which would suck if you were sharing a jail “cell” with 12 other mobsters who all ate the same food.
Those old-school dago mobsters wouldn’t even notice a fart.
What’s the origin of the “dago” slur? I remember hearing onKen Burns’ “Baseball” that Yogi Berra was born in the Dago Hills section of St. Louis, I believe.
It’s Calibresian for “greaseball”
I looked it up the other day. It’s a pidgin of Diego used to insult southern Europeans. There was some quote I once read by a U.S. President complaining about dagos around the time of the Spanish-American War that I thought was hilarious. I need to find it again.
Aha. Of course it was Teddy Roosevelt, in 1891.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/March_14,_1891_New_Orleans_lynchings#Political_repercussions
Paulie and Johnny Deal agree.
What about Jimmy Two Times Jimmy Two Times?
Get me the papers. The papers.
I had a former employee who did the same thing and I called her Judy two times. Judy two times.
bad Boise, bad
Wow – the espn shows Norhwern putting up a purple fight.
Let’s check in live with Redshirt…
This isn’t the team I want, but its the team I deserve.
Smurf Turfer #22 does not need to be back in this game … or maybe it’s me that’s concused.
Huh?
Bosie State RB (#22) got drilled, had trouble standing up, staggered but apparently he passed “concussion protocall”. NOT SMRT
MAKE COAL GREAT AGAIN!
CHU CHU!
Excellent job by veteran Replay Official Count von Count for catching that.
(Butthead impersonating Count von Count voice) “One-ah, two-ah, three butt knockers. Uh huh huh huh!”
Announcer: “We’ve replaced the Ohio State Buckeyes football team with…what? We didn’t replace them yet? Wow.”