Can we just all agree to disagree and pretend as though it wasn’t important yet silently grumble to ourselves about ‘that guy’? It’s The Passive-Aggressive Way! Let’s wander once more into the britches.
TO THE GAMES!
Jets/Titans:
Tenny had plans to ram the ball right down its opponents throats all year long but then Henry did his very best Trent Richardson and everything went kablooey. Well, at least the signing of rb Lewis saved the running game… What’s that? He’s averaging even less per rush than Henry? Oof! The Titans would be wise to attack the Jets secondary-they’ve given up a total of 441 yards to wr’s the last two game. As of this scribbling Bowles hasn’t stated who his lousy qb is for this tilt.
Chiefs/Raiders:
Nine wins vs. nine losses. The respective records will tell you who gonna be walking away with this by halftime. “But Wait!”, RTD screeches. “These AFC West games are always close because this is still the 80’s and 90’s in my mind!” Oh Rikki, I just wish you would lose that number. As the tale of the game tape piles up, Mr. Mahomes has tossed 4 int’s and been sacked 10 times in the last four games. I can’t help thinking he’ll get well against pre-Vegas though.
Vikes/Pats:
Minny’s run D has tightened up quite a bit in the last few weeks to the point that they are 6th-best on a per rush basis. That’s the good news. The bad news is that they still have to deal with New England’s passing game and the refs. Shutter-downer corner Rhodes is a game-timer but I never feel good about cb’s and wr’s with hammy issues and late decisions. Never seems to work out in the player’s favour.
Niners/Seahawks:
These fellers are the new “Not Ready For Prime-Time Players” as decided by… pretty much everyone. I don’t have the exact number but some typer out there stated that San Fran now has the record for being flexed out of the most games. Easy to believe.
Tell me some lies.
I will always admire Seth McFarlane for having to the clout to get FOX to let him cosplay as the captain of the Enterprise
Also, you can tell he’s a fan. He’s not half assing it. He’s putting forth a genuine effort with the show.
How have I never stuck with Red Zone long enough to watch the ‘every TD’ montage before? This is awesome! Phillip Lindsay is really good, and not just cause he’s on my shitty fantasy team, I hope he hasn’t done/doesn’t do anything awful!
And yes, I officially weirdly like the Dolphins argyle end zone.
Well I drank too much lol
I was drunk enough today to watch The Orville ?
My condolences
Good Night, coked out Red Zone dude
Now he’s gonna go crash for two days.
Six days. He goes into a medically induced coma.
I believe it. His face should have changed more over the past few years.
Trying to figure out if my cat is left or right pawed.
The fact that your cat can even write is pretty awesome.
Pics or it didn’t happen
McCarthy is all well and good, but I can’t wait until Pete Carroll is fired. Out of a cannon into the Sun.
There should be a losing equivalent of the victory formation. Call it a ‘sorry we suck and you watched this game’ formation
it’s going to be awesome next year when the Packers blow again. Da Bears and Viks are not away and that Green Bay roster is fart in a bottle.
Who will Rodgers and his fans blame next?
Listening to this Fox crew defending McCarthy is hilarious. Just because some dumbass team held on to him forever doesn’t mean he was good you fucking dolts
If actual Bears were as shitty at putting stuff away as the Chicago Bears, they would all die every time it snowed in March
lol Packers lol McCarthy
I should look up how many coaches the Bears have had since McCarthy was hired. It’s at least four
i think one was from Canada! Canada!
Surprisingly, just the four. Lovie, Trestman, Fox and Coach Nagy.
Oh THAT’S how the Giants won
‘Boat leaning forward on the final play of the game (instead of kneeling) just so he can keep his thousand yards. 🙂
I feel weirdly proud about seeing one of the two Raiders victories on the season
Can we change the name of the 49rs to some shittier year/number? Maybe the 29rs? Like when the stock market crash happened?
How about the 33ers or the Bryans?
(Two Internet Dollars to the first person to get this)
It’s 1733 right, the year the first Freemason lodge opened?
(buzzer) Sorry, no.
Being a Jets fan must be like how I would be if I actually cared about my team
Senor in the car, listening to the game on the LIE: “This seems like the kind of game the Jets lose 27-25. Probably 27 because there isn’t time probably for the Titans to score a TD and two FGs, two TDS sound more likely.”
Senor in the car, listening to the game because there’s spare time before my gig as David goes into the end zone: “As I was saying.”
WAGNER!
-Felix Mendelssohn when asked why he was persecuted by the German musical world
This night game….this is going to happen and be a thing we are going to watch. I am not ready.
Add alcohol.
Can’t believe Super Bowl winning coach Mike McCarthy was fired.
I look forward to what Peter King has to say about this.
Neither of the above sentences is true.
As I said, death, taxes, Jets.
When you’re a Jet, you’re a Jet and you fucking suck
Always be you, Jets.
Watch Marvin Lewis go to Green Bay and get like seven Super Bowls championships in a row.
GOODNIGHT PACKERS
We have a Code Bluebunny!
Wow, Mariota just happened
I will laugh even more when Mike McCarthy ends up coaching in the NFC East. No idea which team. Do you still need to coach for a team?
Kelce looks to be concussed…
normal
LOL PACKERS
My eyes hurt. Raiders aren’t fucking helping.
The Beav is shitcanned!
Mike McCarthy fired 8 years too late
Mike McCarthy fired into the sun.
TWBS with a clutch spoiler win in dfo fantasy would be gladly accepted.
Huh, my fantasy team accidentally did a thing
Wait, WTF are they talking about? Who’s Saved by the Bell playing for?