Your “Guess Which Games Count, Ha, Ha, Ha” Sunday NFL Football Open Thread

Let’s dig in right away shall we? I’m running late.

TO THE GAMES!

Bengalis/Brownies:

Cincy is without both wr’s Green and Boyd so if you’ve got notion to go in motion with Mixon, follow it through. Also, Cleveland have dramatically increased their Chubb usage (a bit too late, but whatever) so he’s a lovely play given that he tore the Bengalis a few new holes last time they played.

Buckos/Boys:

Go Tampa Bay! That’s probably the only time I’ve uttered those three words. Huh…

Vikes/Leonidas:

Striking a victory for fake history, I’m betting that Leif and his Lucky Bunch push the Maned Ones down the Well of Lost Seasons.

Giant Putzes/Horsemen:

Indy’s sackage percentages have gone through the roof lately and look, over there-it’s a wobbly old guy that has no lateral movement whatsoever! It was nice knowing Eli.*

*sentiment valid from 2007-2011 only

Crying Jags/No Porpoise:

I’m supposed to comment on this game? I’m going to have my lawyer pore over the details in my non-existent contract.

Overdue Bills/Rules Molesters:

It’s about time that we get to revel in the end of the line for Brady. Perhaps a heavy dose of Jerry Hughes and Company can hasten that inevitability? Asking for a friend, er, the universe.

Cheesemongers/Canceled Flights:

Winners get pizza, losers get mocked until Homer’s throat is sore.

Redundancies/SB Hangovers:

Not only do I not care about this game, I… Actually, I’ll just leave it at that.

The Undefensibles/Newton’s Void:

So much to not choose from here…

Good luck to those that are still fantasizing.