Dean Blandino Consults the Orb of Officiating

[Dean Blandino, High Priest of the Flag God, addresses his flock of Beergh worshipers deep below NFL Headquarters]

Brothers, I would like to honor one of our number today. On Sunday, Acolyte Coleman had the wisdom to consult with our holy seers during his officiating of the Bears vs. Lions game.  After receiving the wisdom of the Orb of Officiating, it was ruled Golden Tate once again made a touchdown reception in a play that to the eyes of blaspheming heretics, was clearly not.

This event may seem commonplace, but today I wish to conduct the Ritual of Review, that we may remind ourselves of Beergh’s wisdom.

Flags for the Flag God!

FLAGS FOR THE FLAG GOD!

[Blandino turns to a carved statue of Beergh’s terrifying visage. Reaching inside one of the statue’s eye sockets, he removes a glowing orb of unspeakable power.]

Now Brothers, let us go Under the Hood.

[Each monk flips up the hood of his ocher colored robe. Muttering incantations the mortal tongue was not meant to form, High Priest Blandino vigorously shakes the Orb of Officiating.]

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