Al Michaels: MANNING BRADY MANNING BRADY MANNING MANNING BRADY BRADY BRADY BRADY MANNING MANNING YUUUUUUUUUUGE BRADY MANNING MANNING BRADY.

Cris Collinsworth: This is crazy, we’ve been watching football games for a long time and we’ve NEVER seen BRADY MANNING MANNING MANNING BRADY BRADY MANNING BRADY MANNING BRADY BRADY BRADY MANNING before.

Jon Gruden: THIS GUY BRADY MANNING I CALL HIM MANNING BRADY BECAUSE BRADY MANNING MANNING MANNING BRADY BRADY MANNING BRADY BRADY.

Mike Tirico: I’m MANNING BRADY scared of you, Jon BRADY MANNING.

Joe Theismann: Does anyone know where the MANNING-room is? I have to take a BRADY.

Jay Cutler: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNING BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADY

Phillip Rivers: HUH WHAT? MANNING BRADY? FUCK YOU BRADY MANNING!

Lt. Kaffee: Did you order MANNING BRADY?

Col. Jessup: YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID BRADY MANNING!

Oprah: And YOU get BRADY MANNING and YOU get BRADY MANNING and YOU get BRADY MANNING.

Brian Williams: I may have embellished some tales in my time, but there’s no need to embellish BRADY MANNING MANNING MANNING BRADY BRADY MANNING BRADY BRADY MANNING MANNING BRADY.

Drew Magary: LOOGIT ALL THAT MANNING BRADY MANNING BRADY MANNING BRADY MANNING BRADY!

(Singing): TOO MANY BRADY, TOO MANY MANNING, TOO MANY BRADY, TOO MANY MANNING

Sparano’s Football: “…” (loosely translated as “MANNING BRADY MANNING BRADY MANNING MANNING BRADY MANNING BRADY BRADY”)

Joe Namath: I couldn’t care less about MANNING BRADY MANNING BRADY MANNING BRADY BRADY MANNING BRADY MANNING

Trent Green: WES WELKER AUSTIN COLLIE WES WELKER AUSTIN COLLIE AUSTIN COLLIE AUSTIN COLLIE WES WELKER

Andy Reid: MANN–