I’ve been doing little else for the last month other than following the progress of Russia’s invasion of Ukraine. Paying such close attention to man’s inhumanity to his fellow man isn’t good for my mental health, so I leapt at the opportunity to take over for the Right Reverend Electric Mayhem and handle tonight’s open thread as a welcome distraction so I could check back with what’s been happening in the NFL. Let’s see…
It appears that Qaaron Rodgers has signed a fat new contract. I mean, I think he’s a piece of shit who led more than one of his idiot comorbidity factory fans to an early grave by helping them justify their idiotic decision to forgo a lifesaving vaccine, but it’s not like he’s been bombing maternity hospitals.
Oh look, in a move that reunites old No Means Fresno! castmates, That’s My Raiders! have recast the role of “Wide Receiver #1″…
And finally…the Factory of Sadness finds out that if you translate the term “crippling international sanctions” into Russian, it becomes “opportunity to show your true colors”. I remember when Hue Jackson brought Art Briles in as a consultant for one day and it was enough to fuel my disdain of the Browns for multiple years. This one will probably cover things for the rest of my life.
If you don’t already follow friend of the site DrawPlayDave on twitter, go do it now.
There’s probably sports on tonight, maybe like professional basketball or something? Or that other sport, you know what I’m talking about, the one with the goals? Ice-ball, maybe? Now get to commentin’!
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