By this time, we will be basking in the afterglow of Vols/Dawgs, so you are forgiven for being less-than-fully whelmed at these.
Alabama (-13.5) at LSU (7:00, ESPN)
Vegas sure thinks that even when Roll Damn Tide ain’t that good…they’s still really REALLY good. Death Valley at night will be fun, at least.
Texas (-2.5) at Kansas State (7:00, FS1)
It flat-out offends Hippo that Steerfuckers South are favoUred here, and I bet it does the Unded Bill Snyders, too.
Clemson (-3.5) at Notre Dame (7:30, NBC)
Ugh, where is Giant Meteor when we really need it? I don’t care about this, but it is a nationally relevant matchup.
Auburn (+12.5) at Mississippi State (7:30, ESPN2)
Remember Cadillac Williams? He’s now War Damn Eagle’s Interim Damn Coach. Good luck with that, Caddy. I can’t wait for the segment where Dred Pirate Mike Leach has a little soliloquy on the sidelines. Such an interesting breed of cat.
Wake Forest (-4) at NC State (8:00, ACCN)
The Tweaker Gods ain’t bless us, so this is pretty much end of the line. Wake’s season went splat at Louisville last week, while my Shitty Wolves had to dig out of a 21-3 hole at home against the worst team in the ACC (Virginia Tech). Safe to say this one lost much of its pre-season lustre.
New thread is up.
Did anyone else see something thrown at Saka before he took that corner? He picked it up and handed it to the linesman.
I missed it. I’d say he got excellent revenge, though!
Been amazing for an away Derby, Los Pistoleros have had Chelski’s bollocks in hand since the opening kick.
Spurs are +240 at home vs Redshite. Any idea why?
No. Residual “no matter what our eyes tell us, we refuse to believe the RS aren’t not just good but GRATE” media fluffery effect??
Feel free to discuss London Derby here, until Scotchy takes over our Sunday, eh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVPjP34pVIc
Never seen this one before…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmALL-V74Po&list=RD0oxJDZaLmDg&index=7
Ben Orr. Fuck yeah. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsPh-EgH65M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpA3NVafsdo
I turned the tv to Austin City Limits. Lyle Lovett is singing a song called Pants Is Overrated.
https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/page/gamedayfinal110522/college-football-week-10-top-plays-highlights
Don’t forget to change the clock on your microwave!
F Street NW, Washington DC ca1974
Sup
Hey BFC, what was the electric car you recommended back in Baltimore? It was Korean.
Hyundai Ioniq5
Great recommendation. Lofty. Hyundai has been killing it for some time now. If you have the means, check out the Genesis line of luxury cars they make. So choice.
Thanks, Ferris.
thanks!
My pleasure
At least Manfred avoided the ignominy of a World Series game 7 getting absolutely trounced in ratings by a regular season SNF game.
It should be Gary Bettman’s jorb to be booed at the beginning of every championship series game across all sports.
Jaguars-Raiders would probably have gotten triple the ratings.
Is Steely Dan the best ever band that’s named after a sex toy? I say yes.
I think there’s a punk band called The Dildos but yes, Steely Dan is better.
Thousands of shitty grunge and rap-rock garage bands from 1995-2005, too.
Fr Ecample:
https://www.last.fm/music/Gay+Bikers+On+Acid/+wiki
and..
https://www.discogs.com/artist/1721564-Jim-Jones-And-The-Kool-Ade-Kids
I believe Horatio would take exception to this as there is a punk rock band named The Dwarves.
Good hustle, prepare for an ass slap.
This is for Ayo:
Um, thanks. Really Nailed It there.
A strong case could be made for the Japandroids.
Sexy Friday just got a new theme!
SMU beat Houston 77-63 so I think the “over” was the right call maybe.
Expect both to make the second round of the NCAA tournament.
Wait..
Last possession won?
https://www.theonion.com/astros-credit-world-series-win-to-subject-of-future-mlb-1849743469
O/U: 2025?
Congratulations to the Houston Asterisks, on not getting caught this year (yet).
Salty, evil Dodger fans are salty.
Congrats to Dusty Baker and exactly no one else.
Oh man I wouldn’t want to be a damned soul tonight…
Mason Taylor is the son of former Dolphin Jason Taylor and the nephew of former Dolphin Zach Thomas.
Good genes, is what I’m saying.
Brian Kelly did a good?
Don’t worry, he’ll make up for it by running over someone’s dog tonight with his car.
Well at least it won’t be the ones Saban is ripping the heads off of right now.
I highly doubt Cerberus would sit still for that.
“That’s a start…” -Britt Reid
Notre Dame 35, Clemson 7? What the hell?
“See? We were right the whole time!” – preseason AP poll voters
Where’s your savior now, Dabo Dabo! DABO!?
Aaron Rupar on Twitter: “uh oh https://t.co/aOk6s6bi4D” / Twitter
Bob Costas from Basketball: “Wow, the Lord must really have it in for this guy.”
That’s okay…Dr Oz (speaking at a Nazi Trump rally) told the crowd to call 10 people each tomorrow before the Steelers game to encourage them to vote.
It’s the Steelers’ bye week.
Then they can call them next week, then!
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So, Aaron Carter, huh.
I wonder if Shaquille O’Neal’s said anything yet.
Todd Marinovich assures us that he was in no way involved with the sale of the drugs that caused Aaron’s demise.
Just because he was an addict and only 34 and they found him in the bathtub doesn’t mean it was drugs, although it was definitely drugs.
“See, Olivia! I told you baths were dangerous!” – Elisha
“Preach child”
-W. Houston and/or her daughter
“My advice is to avoid any kind of water whatsoever.” – Naya Rivera
He died in Lancaster.
The only cause of death in Lancaster is drugs or crashing an experimental rocket plane which is also drugs.
Yep. The second I read Lancaster surprise left the equation.
I’m surprised they have bathtubs in Lancaster.
Just to cook meth in.
I’m not, but I’m surprised it was inside a house. I always assumed bathtubs around there were only found in vacant lots or in piles of garbage behind hourly rate motels.
Aw hell, do I really have to root for Notre Dame? Isn’t there an alternative like passing a kidney stone or teaching Donald Trump humility?
THIS GUY JOHN FETTERMAN I CALL HIM A GUY WHO IS ALLOWED TO DRINK COFFEE BECAUSE HE IS A CLOSER.
AND NOW THE CHEATING ASTERISKS ARE THROWING BATS AT THE PITCHER!
/but seriously that’s their 3rd broken bat this inning what is going on here?
LAFC with the win on pennos!
Woo!
I can’t believe the drivers allowed Ty Gibbs to win the race/championship.
No one has balls anymore.
They do, just not made of metal and they are lacking fury
Severely lacking… 🤦
TIME LIMITS FOR SPROTS REVIEWS!!!
Hello I am running for the president and this is my only stance. Thank you.
That and no buffering on the internet and all traitors will be shot, no questions asked.
The refs’ simultaneous discussing roughing the kicker while he’s literally writhing in pain six feet away is hilarious:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOlrBJ_-KO8
Also, this is why Grandpa will never recognize Missourah.
Dropped off our ballots at the library, time to get high as fuck!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEW-j_OLh5U
Already there, come on up!
Bryce Young and CJ Stroud ain’t looking like the savioUr Detroit needs
BDSM State sure don’t like playing them Kansas teams. Maybe the state has severe anti-dominatrix laws.
Please, oh please gods of righteousness and all things good and pure. Do not allow that foul asshole known as Dusty Baker receive a World Series ring as manager of the Asstroles
He’s already gotten one IIRC
Not as a manager, player yes.
And these anamatronic assholes on MLB are giving Dusty, the Brady treatment, tempted to tweet to ask them how Dusty’s taint tastes.
Tennessee really needs Bama to lose again. I do think it would be fun to see them play tOSU.
I am predicting this Final rankings, if Son de Clem spits the bit tonight:
1) Georgia
2) tOSU
3) Tennessee
4) Michigan
I have an upset alert for next week. THEEE OSU going down against Maryland. You heard it here first!
holy shit, that would be funny
Wouldn’t it?
Correction- not next week, the week after. November 19th. Which is also Gumby and my 40th anniversary. We’re going to the immersive Van Gogh exhibit, and then out to dinner at a really nice resto in Palm Springs, called Copley’s. It’s where Cary Grant used to live. We haven’t been there yet, but we heard it’s good.
The immersive Van Gogh is incredible. We sat through the film loop almost 2 complete circuits. Grab a settee if you can.
Wait, does it cause motion sickness? Because Gumby is a puker.
Not at all but I cannot stress the grab a settee thing enough. Stare straight ahead and all is well.
Apropos of this post, I just discovered this guy and he’s hilarious!
https://youtu.be/HeNICK89L8s
His food related vids are really good.
Yup. I love his rankings. Pretty much agree with every one.
Based on the perceived bias from LSU being #10 in the CFP Rankings, I fully expect Tennessee to only drop to #2.
Clemson Notre Dame is NOT a nationally-relevant matchup. ND sucks balls this year.
Closest thing Son de Clem has to a test this month.
Their weak schedule doesn’t make ND good.
I thought if you don’t like Notre Dame, YOU HATE FREEDUM
You’re thinking of that stupid Army/Navy game.
It’s the Notre Dame Fightin’ Commies, I tells ya!
Oddmakers don’t seem to think Clemson is that much better.