Return of the Tweaker Fixture! JV Open Night Thread

Bad news?  The 7-ish window is every bit as mediocre as the 3:30 nap window.  The good?  Finally, a late nighter with some significance and watchability.

Tennessee (-21.5) at South Cakalaky (7:00, ESPN)

Finally, we get a MATTERS MOAR to preview.  Vols are favoUred by way too many points this week.  Then again, that’s what I thought before they dropped 66 on Mizzou last weekend.  Caveat emptor.

Ole Miss (-2.5) at Arkansas (7:30, SECN)

Pig Sooey needs this one badly (to make a bowl), and Johnny Reb is theoretically playing for one of them good 1 January dates.  Or they will phone it in, with LSU capturing the SEC West last Saturday.  Anyway, could be good TV.

BDSM State (+7.5) at Okiehoma (7:30, ABC)

Bedlam game = great nickname.  The Discipline Daddies must be missing their QB/key skill players again, otherwise me no understand this line.  (Almost) always take the points in these blood rivaries.  I guess we will see how much Boomer Sooner wants to have those extra December practices.

USC (-2.5) “at” UCLA (8:00, Fox)

Chip Kelly’s crew rather hilariously lost at home to ARIZONA last week, taking some of the shine off of this one.  But There Will Be Points, as neither side plays a lick of defense.  Troi Boiz are the PAC’s last hope to make the playoffs, and I don’t think they quite control their own destiny (ie, Tennessee likely grade out better – so they need a TCU woopsie doodle).  Since I been mean to SpamBalls’ collective side, here’s a banner pic.

Team Secular Big Love (-2) at Oregon (10:30, ESPN)

Fun game is fun.  Quack Attack pissed off, after losing to Penix and Palz.  Utes angling to return to the Rose Bowl.  Troi Boiz likely hoping for a Team Secular win, so they gets a chance at revenging their only loss (should they beat the Bruins and Domers).  I like good storylines, with multiple threads.  Stay up to watch!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Holy cannoli this USC-UCLA game is fun.

SonOfSpam

Hard disagree. Hating everything and everyone right now.

Dogs and children being kicked.

Gonna register as a Republican.

Horatio Cornblower

New very late night thread up, tweakers.

herodotus450

But I like the picture in this thread…

TheRevanchist

Fresno State TD!

Redshirt

Thus ends Tennesse’s brief flirtation with relevancy.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I misread that as “literacy” and was like, “what flirtation?”

WCS

“Uh… yeah… same with me…I definitely read that, too.”

— Lea Michele

yeah right

Group discussion: the movie “The Lords of Flatbush.”

This is a test of your vague imagination of not good films.

ballsofsteelandfury

Nominated for an AVN!

Horatio Cornblower

Doesn’t that have Stallone in it? And for some reason maybe Henry Winkler?

I saw it decades ago, don’t think I’ve thought if it since.

yeah right

It does! I only asked because I’m finally watching Barry on HBOMAX and it’s incredible. We got discussing Henry Winkler and here we are.

Horatio Cornblower

The third season gets dark.

herodotus450

Football talking guys about the South Carolina coach (paraphrasing): The coach’s family will love him more after this game because he won.

WCS

Gumbygirl’s alma mater is pushing Brian Kelly murdery buttons right now.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Scissor lift controls?

Horatio Cornblower

They turned the fan to “high”?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

After bestowing favor on TCU this morning it seems like Shan’Khor has an appetite for sacrifice tonight.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Btw i got wordle in two yesterday and Lady BFC was PISSED about it

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I love that there’s a player named Bobo in this game.

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herodotus450

As usual, South Carolina came out to a hot start with guns blazing, but ultimately are doomed to fail against an opponent with superior firepower, superior intelligence.

Horatio Cornblower

Missing Persons lead-in to the commercial! Drink!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WDly1Oc_P4

scotchnaut

Buddy of Mine: “Ah, Missing Persons, a great one hit wonder band.”

Me: “Really? What about ‘Walking in LA’? They’re a two hit wonder!”

Buddy of Mine: “You’re right.”

BugEyedBoo
herodotus450

Maybe it’s just my CRT giving up hte ghost, but these Tennessee helmets don’t seem like they’re quite the right color of Traitor Orange

Horatio Cornblower

Chip Kelly looks like a badly sprained thumb.

herodotus450

If my banner making machine wasn’t in the shop I’d make one with this on it. Probably.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I heard they’re trying to rehabilitate their image as a sports school and want to focus more on academics. Leah Michele is going to teach a Shakespeare course next semester.

Horatio Cornblower

Student: “Another movie, Prof. Michele?”

Lea: “…Yes”

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Almost a banner

yeah right

Still think the battle of Los Angeles is the most aesthetically pleasing game of the year when both teams wear the home unis. Plus it doesn’t hurt that it was a gorgeous day today.

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Horatio Cornblower

Hmmm, rooting against Chip Kelly means rooting for OJ’s alma mater. This must be what the kids call “a conundrum.”

Horatio Cornblower

Eh, the SEC is the best division when it comes to JV Football. I’ve come to accept that.

ballsofsteelandfury

Mexican weather:

https://youtu.be/1ywEUceGmY8

BugEyedBoo

They don’t fuck around down there, do they? “Meteorologist? This ain’t the National Hurricane Center; get me some chick with big boobs!”

Horatio Cornblower

“And take away her shirt!”

WCS

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Ella tiene [spanish word for boobies?] muy grandes!

BugEyedBoo

Been hawking the shit out of Yellowstone. But it’ll be a cold day in hell before I spring for Paramount+.

Horatio Cornblower

CBS is Fox-lite.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

He was open about his support of Liz Cheney when she was being primaried, so he’s OK in my book.

Horatio Cornblower

Some of my right-wing friends love that show. I’ve read it’s basically Game of Thrones with pistols, and that the woman who plays his daughter has spectacular breasts.

ballsofsteelandfury

NEW SEASON OF LETTERKENNY IS BEING RELEASED ON CHRISTMAS!!

ballsofsteelandfury
herodotus450

Harvey Weinstein wants to know the the dorm and room number of that cheerleader… and so do I

Horatio Cornblower

Those are some disconcerting bulges in that cheerleader’s unmentionables.

Gumbygirl

What the actual fuck is going on in there?

ballsofsteelandfury

🤣😂🤣😂

Horatio Cornblower

Nt entirely sure, but she seems pretty happy about it.

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m sure she’s going to go on to become a cheerleader for the Washington NFL franchise.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The lower bump seems straightforward enough, but I’m stumped on the top one.

Redshirt

Hey, you guys wanted equality!

Welcome to the 21st Century, where its all made up and the genders don’t matter.

WCS

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