Saturday Night In Purgatory – What is a Sport?

In the Politburo back rooms, we had this mini-discussion, and I figured – why not throw it out there for Clubhouse discussion?  We are being phased into the sportsball desert – two great Conference title battles tomorrow, but fuckall today.

The Endless Void is coming, and right soon.  There are other contests of varying irrelevance on the TV, but fuck ’em.  Hippo just ain’t care.

George Carlin has poked around at this idea from several angles, but this is my favoUrite:

Note that soccer was excluded because no goddamned dots on the ball!.  That’s no longer the case with any of the Lesser Footy that I watch, so I says it counts.  MLS, however, is just SOCCER and not a sport.  Exclusively on AppleTV, no less.  That’s XFL-calibre wanking motion for ya.

As to his rule changes, who wouldn’t enjoy landmines in the baseball field.

Speak about this and/or whatever the fuck else grabs you.  Then get plenty of rest for the morrow.