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Guttersnipe
Last week a little bug-eyed birdie told me I should be wiping the oil slicks off my ball. And wipe my ball I did.…
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Guttersnipe
God bless the Duke of Argyll! If the youth of today aren’t the most annoying creatures on the planet I’ll eat my finest Sunday…
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Guttersnipe
The only thing better than true happiness is absolutely not giving a shit. This truth we, the nihilist association of something or other, hold…
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Guttersnipe
Sometimes it feels strange to have another man’s ball in your hands. The weight might not be quite right or the holes could be…
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Guttersnipe
Today I have a tale of minimal importance. No, that’s not right. There is no import to speak of here. Certainly not the beer.…
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The Scotties Tournament of Hearts
The 2021 Canadian women’s curling championship is here. The Scotties tournament of hearts. Formerly the Scott tournament of hearts. Previously the MacDonald Tobacco Company…
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Dick hasn’t been removed from posting
I looked at the news today. One columnist was telling me that bro-nazis were overrunning the country. Seemingly hiding in every shrub and hedge…
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BC Dick Tuesday
Why do people like traveling? You spends hours in line to do nothing somewhere else? Crowd up with a pile of strangers in a…
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BC Dick Tuesday
Man, I love smoking. Sure, some people have some complications. But if it was really that bad everyone would already be dead. The whole…
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BC Dick Tuesday
MY WAR AGAINST THE BURDS I recently put grass seed down on some bare patches on my lawn. The front and the back. They…