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blaxabbath - October 18, 2019October 18, 2019

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Happy Friday and welcome back to Quotables, [DFO]'s most popular in-season weekly feature (according to Rasmussen polling) so Suck It, Hippo Think! A strong week by this week's contributors though I'm seeing some commentists are on bye. Time to clean things up, watch some gifs, and get healthy for the

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blaxabbath - October 15, 2019October 14, 2019

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Okay. Here you go. Please use the below gifs to produce entertaining commentary. These are your Week 6 Quotables submissions.

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blaxabbath - October 4, 2019October 4, 2019

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I'm flying back from Santa Fe as I write this. Neat place. I picked up a Savannah of the southwest vibe, personally. Nonetheless, I left without dropping $5k on turquoise jewelry or paintings of kachina dolls -- so, in a sense, did I really visit Santa Fe? Trick question! It

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blaxabbath - October 1, 2019September 30, 2019

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This week will be the only impeachment submissions day we enjoy. Some of you may not care for it but, let's be honest here, Quotables isn't about the submission captions, it's about the commentist participation. That said, thanks for letting me give it the ol' college try here. Anyways, at the

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blaxabbath - September 27, 2019September 27, 2019

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Friday, amirite guys and gal readers? My week has been full so, before I get to your Week 3 Quotables results, I just want to say one thing. Because, you know, we joke around here a lot about a variety of topics -- dicks jokes, violence jokes, cte jokes, stereotype

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blaxabbath - September 25, 2019September 24, 2019

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I'm late. And when you're this late, you don't get to talk. So here. Enjoy you Week 3 Quotables submissions below.

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blaxabbath - September 20, 2019September 20, 2019

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Alright! Week 2! Looks like we're all getting the rust knocked off and....you know, I'm not even going to worry about word count here. What's Hippo gonna do, get rid of me? I'm like the best young player on the NFL/Dick Joke blogging equivalent of the Miami Dolphins. Can't get

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blaxabbath - September 17, 2019

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What do you want me to say here? That I told you so? That 2019 had all the makings of a dog sh*t season and now, like blaxito waking up this morning after managing to undo one of his diaper tabs, NFL viewers are standing in a pile of sh*t

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blaxabbath - September 13, 2019September 12, 2019

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This previously-recorded edition of Quotables results is available on tape-delay because I am using today (Friday) to travel to Huntington Beach for a work meeting. So with over 100 comments -- which is very possibly a new this-feature record -- any late (Thursday at about noon or after) submissions may have

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blaxabbath - September 10, 2019September 9, 2019

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I'm not going to stand here and preach to you all about how FOOTBAWL IS BACK! But that's mainly because I'm a hater. From what I understand, there is no real discernable difference between 2018's contenders/nobodies and 2019's pretenders/somebodies. Unless I missed the part where Joe Flacco is returning the Broncos