Duchess Destroys the St. Louis Rams

You know this sucks the Rams have chosen to move back to Los Angeles. This is going to be such a hit to the city of St. Louis. Actually St. Louis is better off not having the Rams than giving them another stadium That has to be pure bullshit how can not

Your Football Team’s Fans through Googles Lens – AFC Edition

Simple experiment: Google images the term "Team Name" Fans and list all the categories that come up. AFC Bengals 1. Like 2. Sad 3. Female 4. Ravens 5. Saints 6. Steelers We are one team into this and already we are referencing other teams because no one really looks up the term "Bengals Fans" that often. Bills 1. Tailgate 2. Sad 3. Snow 4.

Tales from the Cabal

Setting: Midnight, a dimly lite conference room in New York City "Gentlemen, I need a status report on Project Nerf. Are we still on schedule Twisted Skinner?" Bellowed the intimidating man known as Commissioner X. Draped in a Jet green tunic and hood covered in a metal suit that makes him

Is the NFL Getting Sloppier?

Is it just me or has football gotten a bit messy? I mean there seem to be a lot of bad football games. So is football getting worse or are we just more critical of it? Well, I went ahead and dug through the stats of the last five seasons

Suit Up Son

Ol' Jerry and the Cowboys have cut cornerback Corey White and Running Back Christine Michael. However, it wasn't for on the field performance but off the field antics. They were cut for violating team rules. This typically means someone was late for a few meetings, or missed a team plane, or

41 Takeaways from Week 10 (So far)

Week 10 has come and went like a so many weeks before us. Some interesting things to think about. In Week 10, 10 was a very lucky number. 10 of 13 visiting teams won. Tampa Bay won with a score of 10 while Tennesse lost with a score of 10.

At the Bye Review: Houston Meh

On Spetember 9th 2015 I worte a preseason outlook of the Houston Texans. The link to that orginal post in its entirity is below. Intersected between the original paragraphs are updates, basically I am fisking my own blog post.   MEH! The existence of the Houston Texans is an existential question. If a team

DFO’s Spooktacular Halloween in review

Halloween is over and everyone is recovering from alcohol poisoning or diabetic shock ( A typical Sunday/Monday if you're Andy Reid). Or maybe you stayed in because you made the mistake of eatign a Halloween whopper and feared you contracted salmonella (#whyismypoopgreen?) Statistically speaking as an adult you either dressed up

Don’t Turn on the Lights!

Sarah commandeered the room in the basement of her dorm as soon as she realized she would have to pull an all-nighter in order to prepare for tomorrow’s mid-term exam. Her roommate, Skylar, liked to get to bed early, so she packed up everything she thought she would need and went

And Now A Message from Draft Kings

As the three co-founders of DraftKings, we want to speak to you directly about what has been going on. Nothing says we want to get in front of this problem like playing it from the rear We know that you play DraftKings because it's fun and because it gives you a chance

The Nine Circles of Leasts – Week 4

Crank that music up!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB1D9wWxd2w It's Time!!! First Circle (Limbo) – Most injuries happen before the game even starts, yet we have been blessed to see so many players go down during them (phrasing!). Andrew Luck and Marshawn Lynch both sat out last week to heal some nagging injuries killing anyone playing them in