Author: Horatio Cornblower

Monday Morning Mock Draft: What’s HE Doing Here?

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Good Monday Morning folks.  As I write this on Sunday night I am exhausted, having spent most of the day outside either on a deck or in a lake. Oh, do you not have friends with a lake house to which you are invited when it is hot out? Pity. Anyway, like I

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Hit The Road

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Ok, we won't go into 'Horatio climbs mountains' again, because frankly two mentions on consecutive days is probably one mention too much.  But I did in fact spend a lot of time outdoors today going uphill, (it's pretty funny seeing my Fitness Calculator just fucking spin at how many calories

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Coach ‘Em Up!

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(this fucking guy shouldn't even be an undrafted free agent) This week we're drafting coaches.  I got the idea while watching the Red Sox steal 9(!) bases on the Yankees while Aaron Boone did nothing about it, other than keep pulling receivers out of his overworked bullpen and seeming surprised when

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Hey, Not So Loud!!

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(I can't think of a decent featured image for this one; someone hit with me some little people!) Greetings, folks.  I write this after having gone out to dinner with some friends who know the owners of the restaurant, (and who I suspect bankrolled at least some of it), and let

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Holiday!

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Hey, it's another Monday, and that means I have to write a mock draft.  It's also Evening 3 of a 4-day weekend which means, you guessed it, I've had a couple.  And by a couple I mean one margarita at my mother's birthday lunch, (strawberry with a spice that I've

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Look, Just Do It Yourself

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I worked both days this weekend, getting a witness deposition out of the way Saturday, (Pro:  It really helped the defense of the case.  Con:  That part about Saturday), and spending a good chunk of tonight getting ready for an arbitration hearing tomorrow afternoon.  It turns out we may not

Monday Morning Mock Draft: I Can Name That Band In One Pick

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(Featured image left blank so Rikki can do something with little people) This morning's topic comes from relatively new contributor Senor Weaselo.  This is his second contribution, and it is much appreciated.  Mostly because when I get carried away with a weekend's worth of activities, (sadly, nothing crazy, just having to

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Nudes In Bio

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Good morning folks.  I'm putting this together on Saturday morning, since it's a beautiful day here in Connecticut and I'm trying to avoid going outside. I'm actually watching Sheffield United get shit-hammered by Newcastle.  Currently 5-1, and probably should be worse, but it's still surprisingly entertaining and Sheffield's keeper has been