Request Line: Eli’s Slumber Party Mixtape – Volume 2 (D.A.R.E. to Just Say No)

INT. ELI MANNING'S BEDROOM - NIGHT DANIEL JONES removes the set of earplugs that ELI MANNING had provided him with. DANIEL: Hey, that was pretty boss! ELI: [wary of sarcasm] Really? DANIEL: [seemingly genuine] Yeah man, totally. ELI: [smiles bashfully] Yeah, I guess it's pretty cool. DANIEL: [points to the speakers attached to ELI's computer] Let's crank it up some

DFO DOUBLE SHOT Radio: Buckle Up and Gingers

Welcome to another rushed edition of DFO DOUBLE SHOT RADIO! No, this isn't going to be like that time when we drafted musicians and Ian simply drafted the members of the Canadian band Rush.  This is going to be hastily written and published, like that time Bill Barr completely torpedoed

We Need to Talk About Last Night’s Episode of Game of Thrones: “The Last of the Starks”

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Request Line: Gingers

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY ANDY DALTON: [impassioned] Red hair is a quarterback's game. PRODUCER: [reading from a magazine] Uh huh. ANDY DALTON: The harsh truth is, most red-haired football players look like blonds who've spoiled from lack of refrigeration. They look like brown-haired men who've been composted. Yet that same pigmentation that