Welcome to another rushed edition of DFO DOUBLE SHOT RADIO! No, this isn't going to be like that time when we drafted musicians and Ian simply drafted the members of the Canadian band Rush. This is going to be hastily written and published, like that time Bill Barr completely torpedoed
Author: Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
We Need to Talk About Last Night’s Episode of Game of Thrones: “The Last of the Starks”
Note: This post contains serious spoilers from the most recent episode. Spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers spoilers
Request Line: Gingers
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY ANDY DALTON: [impassioned] Red hair is a quarterback's game. PRODUCER: [reading from a magazine] Uh huh. ANDY DALTON: The harsh truth is, most red-haired football players look like blonds who've spoiled from lack of refrigeration. They look like brown-haired men who've been composted. Yet that same pigmentation that
DFO Radio: Duets and Assembling Your Squad
Request Line: Assembling Your Squad
DFO DOUBLE SHOT Radio: “Coffee is for Closers” and “Tear and Repair”
That's right, we're back, baby! And since the DFO Radio generator has been broken for so long, that means you're going to get treated to DOUBLE SHOTS of playlists until we're all caught up! "So, Rikki," you're probably saying to yourself, "normally you fill this space with minor details about what's going
DFO Radio: Tear and Repair
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY We join the show in progress. Things seem calm and under control in the studio. The PRODUCER and DJ 3000 are situated outside the booth, while a young man is seated inside speaking into the properly positioned, appropriately leveled microphone. TYLER EIFERT: ...and normally, when I walk
Request Line: Down
INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE - DAY A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are fulfilling their investor-mandated office hours. One - DARKEST TIMELINE ZACK MORRIS - appears to be hard at work, depositing royalty checks, opening and closing manilla folders, and making notes on a post-it pad. The other - RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY -
Request Line: Joined at the Hip
INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY A pair of men sit calmly behind the desk inside the recording booth. The PRODUCER punches the talkback button. PRODUCER: Okay guys, we're looking good. We've got ten more minutes of Jimmy and the Animal closing out, plus six more minutes of commercial, and then we're on. Thanks
Request Line: Piano Men
INT. PATRIOTS TRAINING FACILITY - 9 A.M. - SATURDAY Patriots Director of Player Personnel NICK CASERIO is hard at work in a conference room. He glances up as the regular crowd of players shuffles into the training facility to begin their entirely "voluntary" offseason workouts. There is an old man -
