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The Losers Investment Club: Specialty Retail
INT. CONFERENCE ROOM – DAY Several NFL personalities are sitting in chairs around a conference table. They are all smoking cigars. KATIE NOLAN: So…yeah. …
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Request Line: Christmas-Adjacent
INT. CRAMPED OFFICE CUBICLE – DAY MICHAEL VICK sits uncomfortably in front of a desktop computer. He is peering closely at the screen. Pan…
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That’s My (Las Vegas) Raiders! Character Classes
EXT. LAS VEGAS RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: Space Raiders Lost in Space [sic] is filmed…
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That’s My (Las Vegas) Raiders! Guardians and Gladiators
EXT. LAS VEGAS RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: That’s My Lost Wages Raiders [sic] is filmed…
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Request Line: Celebration Rock
INT. DANK ROOM – DAY/NIGHT/WHATEVER An incredibly handsome (only slightly marred by the dark circles under his eyes) man with a six-day stubble sits…
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The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Introduction to Horror
INT. DECREPIT FRATERNITY HOUSE – VERY LATE NIGHT Everything in Delta House is very dark, and very still. A spectral figure silently ascends the…
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SURPRISE REQUEST LINE: Just Breathe
— The scene: The DFO clubhouse, present day. The gang is seated around a large…table type arrangement that consists of the felt part of…
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DFO Radio/Checking In: Unauthorized Covers/The Losers Investment Club
INT. CONFERENCE ROOM – DAY A group of laptops are spread around a conference table, all facing each other. An intraday chart showing both…
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Request Line: VisionQuest 2020 (Part 9) – Until We Meet Again
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER is seated on the floor. A square piece of fabric is spread out in front of him. …