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Request Line: Celebration Rock
INT. DANK ROOM – DAY/NIGHT/WHATEVER An incredibly handsome (only slightly marred by the dark circles under his eyes) man with a six-day stubble sits…
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The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Introduction to Horror
INT. DECREPIT FRATERNITY HOUSE – VERY LATE NIGHT Everything in Delta House is very dark, and very still. A spectral figure silently ascends the…
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SURPRISE REQUEST LINE: Just Breathe
— The scene: The DFO clubhouse, present day. The gang is seated around a large…table type arrangement that consists of the felt part of…
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DFO Radio/Checking In: Unauthorized Covers/The Losers Investment Club
INT. CONFERENCE ROOM – DAY A group of laptops are spread around a conference table, all facing each other. An intraday chart showing both…
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Request Line: VisionQuest 2020 (Part 9) – Until We Meet Again
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER is seated on the floor. A square piece of fabric is spread out in front of him. …
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Request Line: VisionQuest 2020 (Part 8) – Law and Order
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER sits in front of a control board, awake by clearly dazed. DJ 3000 is in his customary…
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THAT’S MY RAIQERS! YOUR 2020 OAKLAND I MEAN LAS VEGAS RAIDERS SEASON PREVIEW
INT. RAIDERS TEAM HEADQUARTERS – DAY A team owner sits behind a large desk with noticeably rounded corners. He sets a binder on the…
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Request Line: VisionQuest 2020 (Part 7) – Taking it Sleazy
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER is stretched on his side on the floor, dozing. BLAKE BORTLES sits sprawled out on the couch,…
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Request Line: VisionQuest 2020 (Part 6) – College
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY The PRODUCER is laying on his side on the couch, snoring heavily. BLAKE BORTLES is still present, alternating between…
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Request Line: VisionQuest 2020 (Part 5) – All About Alliteration
INT. RECORDING STUDIO – VERY EARLY MORNING The PRODUCER sits on the floor, with his back up against the couch. He’s unconscious and his…
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