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The Ultimate Cleveland Browns Mixtape
Here you have it, the Ultimate Cleveland Browns Mixtape, also known as “Disintegration Part 2”. I must apologize to everyone who contributed suggestions during…
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Request Line: The Ultimate Cleveland Browns Mixtape
Sad songs don’t usually dominate the airwaves during Request Line. However, when the week’s topic is “The Cleveland Browns,” how could we possibly expect…
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The Ultimate Tom Brady Mixtape
Welcome to the inaugural edition of the Ultimate Mixtape series. Thanks to everyone who contributed last week – enjoy! “Overture (from Tommy)” – The…
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Request Line: The Ultimate Tom Brady Mixtape
While most of us hate him with a burning white passion, it’s hard to deny the magnitude of Tom “Marvolo” Brady’s impact on the…
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Request Line: The Ultimate Mixtape Series
Greetings! Doubtless you’ve arrived breathlessly anticipating a new season of Request Line after having spent the last two days in a state of blackout…
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Every Joke Made at Britt Reid’s Expense During the DFO Super Bowl Liveblog
As many of you know, Britt Reid was arrested on suspicion of driving while impaired last Thursday after he collided with two cars that…
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The Losers Investment Club: Specialty Retail
INT. CONFERENCE ROOM – DAY Several NFL personalities are sitting in chairs around a conference table. They are all smoking cigars. KATIE NOLAN: So…yeah. …
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Request Line: Christmas-Adjacent
INT. CRAMPED OFFICE CUBICLE – DAY MICHAEL VICK sits uncomfortably in front of a desktop computer. He is peering closely at the screen. Pan…
