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Request Line: The Ultimate Mixtape Series
Greetings! Doubtless you’ve arrived breathlessly anticipating a new season of Request Line after having spent the last two days in a state of blackout…
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Every Joke Made at Britt Reid’s Expense During the DFO Super Bowl Liveblog
As many of you know, Britt Reid was arrested on suspicion of driving while impaired last Thursday after he collided with two cars that…
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The Losers Investment Club: Specialty Retail
INT. CONFERENCE ROOM – DAY Several NFL personalities are sitting in chairs around a conference table. They are all smoking cigars. KATIE NOLAN: So…yeah. …
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Request Line: Christmas-Adjacent
INT. CRAMPED OFFICE CUBICLE – DAY MICHAEL VICK sits uncomfortably in front of a desktop computer. He is peering closely at the screen. Pan…
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That’s My (Las Vegas) Raiders! Character Classes
EXT. LAS VEGAS RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: Space Raiders Lost in Space [sic] is filmed…
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That’s My (Las Vegas) Raiders! Guardians and Gladiators
EXT. LAS VEGAS RAIDERS SHARED HOUSE – DAY Establishing shot and title card. ANNOUNCER BETH MOWINS: That’s My Lost Wages Raiders [sic] is filmed…
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Request Line: Celebration Rock
INT. DANK ROOM – DAY/NIGHT/WHATEVER An incredibly handsome (only slightly marred by the dark circles under his eyes) man with a six-day stubble sits…
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The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Introduction to Horror
INT. DECREPIT FRATERNITY HOUSE – VERY LATE NIGHT Everything in Delta House is very dark, and very still. A spectral figure silently ascends the…