Request Line: VisionQuest 2020 (Part 7) – Taking it Sleazy

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 21, 2020July 15, 2022

165

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER is stretched on his side on the floor, dozing. BLAKE BORTLES sits sprawled out on the couch, tossing a stress ball straight up in the air repeatedly. BLAKE BORTLES: [catching the ball] I don't know why the hell my idiot receivers make this look so

Request Line: VisionQuest 2020 (Part 6) – College

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 14, 2020July 15, 2022

121

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER is laying on his side on the couch, snoring heavily. BLAKE BORTLES is still present, alternating between bustling around the office tidying things up and sitting morosely in an office chair, working his way through a tin of chewing tobacco. DJ 3000: Thanks for sticking

Request Line: VisionQuest 2020 (Part 5) – All About Alliteration

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - August 7, 2020July 15, 2022

166

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - VERY EARLY MORNING The PRODUCER sits on the floor, with his back up against the couch. He's unconscious and his breathing is shallow. The camera pans to the doorway, where a shadowy figure appears. --- [doorway flies open] --- DJ 3000: OH, GOOD, YOU MADE IT. THANKS FOR COMING. BLAKE

Request Line: VisionQuest 2020 (Part 4) – Canis Lupus

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 31, 2020July 15, 2022

142

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - NIGHT The PRODUCER is sitting upright on the couch. His eyes are red and very bloodshot, but he is seemingly alert. DJ 3000's camera is slowly flashing as he watching him intently. DJ 3000: [internal monologue] I JUST WISH I COULD SEE WHAT HE'S SEEING. CUT TO: THE PRODUCER'S

Request Line: VisionQuest 2020 (Part 3) – Stick Them With The Pointy End

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 24, 2020July 15, 2022

105

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – NIGHT The PRODUCER is splayed out on the couch, drenched in sweat, after having spent the last two hours dancing. PRODUCER: [mopping his brow] Wow, that was kind of fun. DJ 3000: YES, AND IT DID A GOOD JOB KEEPING YOUR METABOLISM ACTIVE. PRODUCER: Great! I...hey, why does it

Request Line: VisionQuest 2020 (Part 2) – Dance Fever!

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 17, 2020July 15, 2022

225

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - NIGHT The PRODUCER is sitting on the ground, leaning back up against the wall. Next to him is a series of plastic bottles - thirteen of them contain two ounces of a cloudy liquid, and three of them are empty. DJ 3000 produced a chiming noise. DJ 3000: IT'S

Request Line: VisionQuest 2020 (Part 1)

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 10, 2020July 15, 2022

151

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY/NIGHT NOT RELEVANT The PRODUCER is stumbling around the studio, bumping into assorted pieces of furniture and equipment. He is rubbing and blinking his eyes - which are an alarming shade of pink - furiously. A pair of one-gallon plastic cartons - one empty, one full -

Request Line: Radio

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - July 3, 2020July 3, 2020

210

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER lies on his side on the couch, snoring heavily. He is hugging to his chest a large jar that is half-full of a clear(ish) liquid. The distillation apparatus he has built has clearly been deemed as "operational". DJ 3000: [throws a blanket over him] YOU

Request Line: This and That

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - June 26, 2020June 26, 2020

200

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY The PRODUCER is puttering around the studio, assembling a Rude Goldberg-looking construction out of various office materials. He is humming the tune from the Jimmy Buffet song "Coconut Telegraph" to himself. DJ 3000 sits silently, updating his operating system. DJ 3000: [Configuring update - 35% complete] The PRODUCER

Request Line: The Wrecking Ball

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - June 19, 2020June 19, 2020

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY We join our regularly scheduled programming already in progress... DREW BREES: ...and then Marques says "that's not a snake, that's Junior Galette's belt!" PRODUCER: Ha ha ha ha ha! DREW: Ha ha ha ha ha! DJ 3000: HA HA HA HA HA! PRODUCER: Great story, Drew. I have to say, being