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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag #11
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we…
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INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY We join things in progress, as ROBERT KRAFT sits in front of the microphone telling a ribald story. ROBERT…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine…
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which…
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Meanwhile, in Jupiter…
INT. POLICE STATION FRONT DESK – DAY A weary-looking Hispanic female officer sits behind a divider that separates the police station bullpen from the…