Author: LemonJello

tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 7)

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Hey. Didja miss me? Don't all answer at once.  And again, no need for that kind of language.  I'll need my fainting couch, clutching pearls and another boat drink just to get by. Vacation was amazing. Came home to still being furloughed. Going to be a tough transition back to productive government employee,

tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 4)

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Hey. Four weeks in the books. How is your team looking? No need for that kind of language! There may be children and pets nearby! Any sleeper picks or waiver wire acquisitions that have paid off for you? Any you've already dumped because they were a bust? Which first rounder sits on

tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 3)

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Hey. It was a pretty decent weekend of sports watching at Fortress LemonJello.  Leeds United won, 3-1 over Wolverhampton. The Jaguras eked out a win over Imaginary Team 17-10 and in between those highs was the low of watching the Fighting Illini experiencing their own Epstein Island, getting absolutely ass-blasted by

tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 2)

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Hey. Slow week in the news cycle. Glad to see you came back for another week of the Wee Baby Seamus Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues updates. Shall we take a look at what happened in Fantasy football Week 2? Come with me. It's a world of pure imagination. Freezer Vodka League Week 2 Match-Ups   Week

tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 1)

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Hey. Welcome back to the Wee Baby Seamus Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update for the 2025-2026 season, brought to you by the Department of War, DOGE, and FBI Informants everywhere.  Can we keep this our wonderful secret? Great. Week 1 is in the books.  The actual footballing is complete and it's now

YOUR 2025 Jacksonville Jaguars Preview

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Hey. It's a new season of hot National Football League action and that means...well, probably more of the same mediocrity that we've come to expect from the Jaguras, really.  Mediocrity? That's being generous, and possibly an insult to the mediocre. 2024 Season Recap Pre-season Prediction: 10-7 and a return to the playoffs Reality: 4-13

TWBS Memorial Lowratio League Draft Grades

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Hey. The 2025 Lowratio League Draft was this past Sunday.  In an attempt to help in the content mines, I thought it would be mildly humorous to post Yahoo's AI-generated hot taeks for each team's draft performance. Sebastian's Swag Team Grade: A+ Best Pick: Brock Purdy QB, Pick 88 Worst Pick: George Pickens WR, Pick

tWBS Fantasy Football Leagues CHAMPIONSHIP FINALE

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Hey. We've reached the end of the Fantasy Football season.  For some, it's time to pop some bottles and celebrate! For others, it's a time of reflection and contemplation while drowning your sorrows in alcohol and also planning for next seaon's draft. #RiseAndGrind #NoDaysOff #ThatBigBoardWontArrangeItself Anyway. Let's get to it. Freezer Vodka League Champion: